The Corona Classic Ep. 3: The Empire Strikes Back | A nebulous Europa Universalis Game

[keiiou]

 

[Mute]

france moment

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

france moment

leak!!

 

[Mute]

leak!!

Palatinates an ai so idc, i need some provinces from it to form lotharingia

 

[keiiou]

 

[uncle kev]

Pope Pius II when he seen the coalition against the Ottomans

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

The rule of France: If you choose Brittany, the Low Countries or Savoy, France will eventually backstab you. Ai or player, it's as known as Poland being a 50/50 tossup for a partitioning by 1470 or a world power
[doublepost=1593045258][/doublepost]Ps unless anyone has objections I want to play Poland if and when we play again

 

[Mute]

The rule of France: If you choose Brittany, the Low Countries or Savoy, France will eventually backstab you. Ai or player, it's as known as Poland being a 50/50 tossup for a partitioning by 1470 or a world power

Ill keep that in mind next time

 

[Goopy]

mendel told me oda is good japanese nation
i had a max force limit of 4k, losing -2 duacts per turn, and the only way i could stay positive was by reducing army maintenance to 0 and mothballing forts, which resulted in a +0.04 gold per turn
got called into a war straight away
rest of japan was three nations
got steam rolled
fun japan game ty for the lies and deceit @Mendel

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

mendel told me oda is good japanese nation
i had a max force limit of 4k, losing -2 duacts per turn, and the only way i could stay positive was by reducing army maintenance to 0 and mothballing forts
got called into a war straight away
rest of japan was three nations
got steam rolled
fun japan game ty for the lies and deceit @Mendel

im so sorry to have caused this upon you but i couldnt let another prussia form....................

 

[Goopy]

im so sorry to have caused this upon you but i couldnt let another prussia form....................

i'm no threat i'm merely a new player m'lord even my prussia is off no threat

 

[the last man]

Russia strong

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

i'm no threat i'm merely a new player m'lord even my prussia is off no threat

i have prussia ptsd
ill treat u good next game to make up for it

 

[Dallas]

Russia strong

cope

 

[the last man]

cope

Sorry, i cant hear you over the drunken cheering of the slavic peoples being united and the horrified screams of dead tatars at the urals

 

[Goopy]

i have prussia ptsd
ill treat u good next game to make up for it

I have yet to form prussia, single player, or multiplayer
thank you dream team

 

[Mic15000]

mfw everyone is playing EU4 but I never bought it

 

[the last man]

VELIKOYE KNYAZHESTVO
MOSKOVSKOYE
The Third Rome

Ivan Vasilijovich Rjúrikoviči
Ivan III
Grand Duke of the Muscovite Principaity
Patron of the Orthodox Church

1474

The twilight years of Ivan the Third are marked by the preemptive Muscovite invasion of the Livonian Monastic Order, threatened by Danish aggression into the Baltics, securing the western border to the principal republic of Pskov. The war is swift, ending in 1478 when countless Catholic monks are allowed exit out of Dorpat Castle, walking through a wall of cossack riders jeering them on.

Announcing victory, a Patriarch of Moscow quickly arrived in the conquered baltic, refurbishing the monasteries and churches into the orthodox image, establishing the Livonian Orthodox Order as a church-puppet under Muscovite control.

Ivan the Third dies of an inexplicable infection in 1479, leaving the throne of the Inheritors of Rus to his firstborn son.

While Ivan Vasilijovich's death remains unclear, the Catholic minorities in Russian Ruthenia and Estonia made whispers of a godly punishment for the descecration of the houses of the Holy Father.

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Semen Ivanovich Rjúrikoviči
Semen II
Grand Duke of the Muscovite Principaity
Patron of the Orthodox Church
Inheritor of Rus

1479

Semen the Second's coronation was abruptly interrupted by a catastrophic and treasonous military campaign raised by Novgorodian nobles, supporting a major Muscovite duke as the true inheritor to the throne, launching twenty-thousand strong pretender rebel attack on the russian heartland.

The rebellion was swiftly thwarted by the legions making their way from the Baltic, securing the Rurikovich dynasty as once again supreme autocrats of Russia.

In 1480, under the order of Semen Ivanovich, the ural principal dukedom of Perm begins full integration as a region of the new Tsardom forged from the slavic people's of the east; Russia.

The years of peace and rare economic prosperity, Novgorod and Neva seeing full economic integration into the state, further cement Semen Ivanovich's right as the ruler of Russia, the man now personally fashioning himself as Tsar of Russia after the final conquest of the Arkhangelsk Republic from Novgorodian nobles in 1487.

Semen's rule is characterized by one two momentous events; the military campaign on Lithuanian Ruthenia and Poland, which saw vast swaths of slavic lands, reaching from Minsk to Lublina, conquered in the name of the Tsar, as well as the establishment of a new central-european enemy after Bohemia's opportunistic attack on Poland after seeing it weakened by the Tsar's army.

With both Poland and Lithuania now under personal royal unions with the Bohemian crown, the remainder of Lithuanian Ruthenia seems more like a tumour in the underbelly of the realm than the ripe aim for conquest that it once was.

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As the Tsar looks to the east, conquering the remainders of the central-asian steppe-hordes, it seems increasingly clear that trouble is once again brewing in 16th-century Europe, its conflict spilling out and finally affecting the periferal interests of Russia, stirring the great bear that has been asleep since the great crusade of the previous century.​

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[the last man]

all the lads practicing in sp inbetween sessions for another smashing mf good game of fun eu4

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[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

Everyone focusing on their player borders and rivals while Austria contemplates the destruction of an AI emperor Hesse

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