what's the cringiest erp you have ever seen or heard about

[PilotBland]

Server i used to admin for back in 09. Some kid puts this in a ban request.

** Henry Bakers pulls out svd
Henry Bakers: in boy
Henry Bakers: hurry
** Henry Bakers pulls out pistol
** Henry Bakers slings svd
Henry Bakers: get on your knees boy
Henry Bakers: Like a dog
Henry Bakers: Or a little piggy
** Henry Bakers pulls out some zip ties
** Henry Bakers ties his hands
** Henry Bakers pulls out a bigger one
** Henry Bakers ties his legs
** Henry Bakers gets behind him
** Henry Bakers begins tryign to pull down your pants
** Henry Bakers takes them down
** Neo Hikato sighs "Why is it that you lawless types always resort to this?"
** Henry Bakers pulls down his own
** Henry Bakers gets ready then sticks it in...
** Henry Bakers yells out, "Squeal boy Squeal"
** Henry Bakers yells out, "WHEEEEEEE"
** Neo Hikato winces "I sware I will kill you.."
** Henry Bakers begins going back and forth
** Henry Bakers pulls it out
** Henry Bakers grabs svd
** Henry Bakers points it at his head

This is what the future of Neb should look like.

 

[Jas691]

Server i used to admin for back in 09. Some kid puts this in a ban request.

** Henry Bakers pulls out svd
Henry Bakers: in boy
Henry Bakers: hurry
** Henry Bakers pulls out pistol
** Henry Bakers slings svd
Henry Bakers: get on your knees boy
Henry Bakers: Like a dog
Henry Bakers: Or a little piggy
** Henry Bakers pulls out some zip ties
** Henry Bakers ties his hands
** Henry Bakers pulls out a bigger one
** Henry Bakers ties his legs
** Henry Bakers gets behind him
** Henry Bakers begins tryign to pull down your pants
** Henry Bakers takes them down
** Neo Hikato sighs "Why is it that you lawless types always resort to this?"
** Henry Bakers pulls down his own
** Henry Bakers gets ready then sticks it in...
** Henry Bakers yells out, "Squeal boy Squeal"
** Henry Bakers yells out, "WHEEEEEEE"
** Neo Hikato winces "I sware I will kill you.."
** Henry Bakers begins going back and forth
** Henry Bakers pulls it out
** Henry Bakers grabs svd
** Henry Bakers points it at his head

Not rly cringe if it doesnt nake you think its real
Like it looks more like a meme which ive seen alot of

Ww3rp time in the medbay
two were like showing eachothers genitals and looking repeqtedly down and back up into eachothers eyes
Not cringy but funny

 

[PilotBland]

Not rly cringe if it doesnt nake you think its real
Like it looks more like a meme which ive seen alot of

Ww3rp time in the medbay
two were like showing eachothers genitals and looking repeqtedly down and back up into eachothers eyes
Not cringy but funny

Do you have any other moments you wanna share?

 

[Jas691]

Do you have any other moments you wanna share?

Not rn nope
Maybe l8er tho

 

[surra]

@Pyromancer did you post love custard yet

 

[Pyromancer]

@Pyromancer did you post love custard yet

you have free reign my boy

 

[Astr0]

ok, guys, this is a public vote

how do you like and appreciate this wonderful topic by yours truly

Good Idea: you liked and the cringe you experienced is interestingly empowering
Bad Idea: you rethink life after reading some of the logs here and debate if you should even play in this community with such findings
Optimistic: in case you can't tell if you were mad that you didn't see gay ERP yet or not
Dumb: you're feeling like you want to go a little stupid and a little crazy
Nebulous: you paid your fee for watching this thread up to this point even if you skipped pages, that's already your fault.
Funny: You're laughing at my existence.

 

[Josh]

Dumb: you're feeling like you want to go a little stupid and a little crazy

always

 

[Baker]

if u know then u know

@Gaben
If you know then you know

 

[Anti-tankspy]

does anyone want to talk about that one time shazzy made a pornstar event on ww3rp

 

[Zarail]

does anyone want to talk about that one time shazzy made a pornstar event on ww3rp

Wait what

 

[LykosNychi]

Well were you part of shockcore gaming in 2016? Because it was on the crp server during late night.

Okay no, never.

I did ERP on a medRP character back in my horny teen days, and someone did get a free prosthetic out of it, but there was no fisting of assholes.

I have so many regrets, but at least my erp was never weird dog shit or child shit.

I rest easy knowing I was a degenerate, but not that kind of degenerate.

 

[Con the god of fire]

Okay no, never.

I did ERP on a medRP character back in my horny teen days, and someone did get a free prosthetic out of it, but there was no fisting of assholes.

I have so many regrets, but at least my erp was never weird dog shit or child shit.

I rest easy knowing I was a degenerate, but not that kind of degenerate.

Oh no... You see their was never any fisting, purely medical.
But I swear to god on SCG I seen some dog and child stuff that I am like 90% is saved on a google doc somewhere.

 

[Rabid]

But I swear to god on SCG I seen some dog and child stuff that I am like 90% is saved on a google doc somewhere.

You will have.

90% of SCG's drama comes from their acceptance of/refusal to deal with pedophiles and the ERP/shitshows that result.

 

[Anti-tankspy]

erp

 

[avralwobniar]

Oh no... You see their was never any fisting, purely medical.
But I swear to god on SCG I seen some dog and child stuff that I am like 90% is saved on a google doc somewhere.

yeah, its on a public paste too sadly

You will have.

90% of SCG's drama comes from their acceptance of/refusal to deal with pedophiles and the ERP/shitshows that result.

yeah, during my time there they got 2 pedophiles that wormed their way into staff positions. one of which catfished half the staff team, 4 people at once while also seeking out little kids on the servers to erp with

some of the images might have fucked quality, tad blurry
it only adds to the antiqueness of it

Spoiler: great quotes from that

 

[Cordis | Heart]

/me pulls donw pants
/me masturbates
/me stops masutrbating
/me unlocks bathroom
"hello police how are you"
Quality stuff, I gotta say

 

[bubblegum]

when the south african cop was making the other cop dance n kissing their shoulder

CPs should facilitate citizen and rebel rp and shouldnt be characters of their own debate me

 

[Deleted member 3190]

My honeymoon.

 

[Astr0]

My honeymoon.

that's a yikes out of /10 from me brochacho
#relateablemomproblems

edit: my 1000th comment wohoo i'm a fucking degenerate