The worst illness/disease/virus/injury you have ever had

[ruben slikk]

tibia compound fracture
tore my ACL apart a month after recovery

 

[Grau]

i managed to sprain my arm two times and my leg once when i was 10, nothing special but i must have been quite a retard to do it three times in a year
used to have pretty bad bronchitis
stepped on a rusty nail sticking out of a plank once when i was on a beach on vacation, that shit was nasty as fuck and i still cringe when thinking back at it

 

[green name]

tore a nail right out of my middle finger and put it back in while playing football

 

[halolegend2000]

ADD...
I kid
Not really

 

[Trains]

Got an allergic reaction in a Spanish country from some throat spray. We didn't know what was in the bottle because it was in Spanish and nothing in it I knew about made me allergic. Apparently mum called me an ambulance when I passed out, and it was a white van with a bed in the back. The driver was terrible and there were no lights or anything and there was no one in the back at all. I had a really bad rash that was spreading from my hands and feet up really quickly and eventually they got me to the hospital and I almost missed my flight home.

 

[Fuck Logic]

• Broken and damaged ligaments of both knees.
• The dengue virus
• Oblique fracture on both shinbones on two different occasions

lmao all in a span of 5 years i should be in a wheelchair by now
oh wait i am

 

[Nova_]

(written on a portable telephone)What is the most painful or in general the worst illness, disease, virus or just general injury you have ever experienced, maybe you even had to be admitted to Hospital.

I can't really think about one as I have just recovered from a cluster headache (also referred to as a Suicide Headache)
it hurt so fucking bad I wanted to smash my head through my window or just push a cold knife through my eye, but it only lasted about 4 hours luckily for me.

My dad has also broke his femur before and I don't think I have heard a louder yell after that event.

So, your turn.

Oh boy my time to shine

Split open my face about 2 cm from my eye.
Split open my chin exposing bone, they used medical cocaine to numb the affected area
Ripped the ligaments from both shoulders after failing a backflip in a snowboard freestyle competition
Cut my head open on a bench to the point where I had a hole and could insert my finger into it
Allergic to penicillin,if I'm given it my theist swells up big time and I need to go to hospital.

Other than that I'm pretty injury free!

 

[ruben slikk]

Broken and damaged ligaments of both knees.

ipped the ligaments from both shoulders after failing a backflip in a snowboard freestyle competition

Ligaments are the worst arent they? I dont think ill ever return to the level i was before i raped my acl

 

[Nova_]

Ligaments are the worst arent they? I dont think ill ever return to the level i was before i raped my acl

Thankfully i ripped them in a way that they fully healed due to me incurring the injury when i was about 14?

I retain full motion in them and they're pretty strong. They pop now and again but dont ever dislocate or anything like that.

 

[Deleted member 906]

I currently have the Flu, I don't like it :(

 

[Dallas]

i literally caught swine flu in 2009

fucked me up for three weeks

 

[SoVastEndNow]

fuck man i hope you're okay after that. sounds serious

I'll never be the same

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I'll never be the same

Roleplay changes a man for the rest of his life.

 

[Prof]

Roleplay changes a man for the rest of his life.

I heared it affects the social part of a human being a lot

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I heared it affects the social life of a human being a lot

Please turn yourself in to your doctor to check for P.S.D. (Post Roleplay Disorder) if you have ever roleplayed in your life and display the following symptoms

- Increase in attitude, prone to more high levels of blood pressure
- Incredible finger flexibility
- High body temperature, the result of various toxic materials affecting your nervous system
- Obsession with the words ''would'', ''me'', ''erp'', ''admin'', ''pk'' and ''banned''

If you currently display any of these symptoms and/or have a current roleplay addiction, get it checked so proper treatment may be administered

 

[Goatson]

Please turn yourself in to your doctor to check for P.S.D. (Post Roleplay Disorder) if you have ever roleplayed in your life and display the following symptoms

- Increase in attitude, prone to more high levels of blood pressure
- Incredible finger flexibility
- High body temperature, the result of various toxic materials affecting your nervous system
- Obsession with the words ''would'', ''me'', ''erp'', ''admin'', ''pk'' and ''banned''

If you currently display any of these symptoms and/or have a current roleplay addiction, get it checked so proper treatment may be administered

And please, do not panic. P. R. D. is treatable by highly skilled professionals known as Roleplay Psychologists. My closest one for example, would be @Toasty , but you should always turn to the one closest to you first.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

And please, do not panic. P. R. D. is treatable by highly skilled professionals known as Roleplay Psychologists. My closest one for example, would be @Toasty , but you should always turn to the one closest to you first.

If your case is extremely severe however, there are several methods of late stage treatment...

Here is one such example:

 

[cns - he/him/his]

i went down an inflatable slide once, rolled into a fat person and dislocated my shoulder

 

[SoVastEndNow]

i went down an inflatable slide once, rolled into a fat person and dislocated my shoulder

Was that before or after you could walk?

 

[cns - he/him/his]

Was that before or after you could walk?

i could always walk
must be hard to walk for you with all that culture being enriched inside you