What is the most ghetto thing to happen at your school

[Grau]

what the fuck do you all live in brooklyn or something?
in our schools, the most harmful thing that'll happen once a month is someone getting beaten up like
whaT?

every country has it's shitholes mate

 

[Gungeoneer]

every country has it's shitholes mate

that is very true, i guess i am just lucky :P

 

[Zak]

• lotta people who do drugs, including a few who do heroin
• some people get their friends to cooperate and all shit into the same toilet to overwhelm the plumbing, last time that happened you had literal shit coming from some sink drains
• there's one locker on each floor that's used as a dead drop for drugs
• tiny bathroom in the back corner of the school called the fuck lounge, primarily because it's in the very back corner and also because at least three people have gotten pregnant in there
• 40-year-old milf english teacher who drag races kids in her mercedes (she's pretty badass)
• 60 year old science teacher literally ate a shoe during a lesson for no reason (he's great)
• tv production teacher let kids smoke in class as long as they did it near the windows
• kids would huff lighter fluid in the middle of class
• we had police drug-sniffing dogs come through once a month, they always caught people

 

[Deleted member 603]

Someone challenged my dear friend edwardo to a duel

 

[ruben slikk]

i live in marseille, just this information makes @el malman and @heaveN probably know how my high school experience went

arabs bringing knives to school all the time, fights basically twice a week, kids climbing out the fences and escaping from school while tailed by school guards, the unluckier ones literally got tackled if they got caught

few years ago some black kid stabbed his teacher and it was all over the news

 

[Zak]

lmao people having huge difficulty leaving school

it was so easy

literally just sneak out a window or a side door, hug the wall until you're past a certain point, and then just walk away

never caught once while doing it

 

[mårten]

lmao people having huge difficulty leaving school

it was so easy

literally just sneak out a window or a side door, hug the wall until you're past a certain point, and then just walk away

never caught once while doing it

youre not allowed to leave schoolgrounds?

 

[ruben slikk]

lmao people having huge difficulty leaving school

it was so easy

literally just sneak out a window or a side door, hug the wall until you're past a certain point, and then just walk away

never caught once while doing it

literally had guards standing at the exits waiting for kids to pull a fast one

in times of great turmoil (after charlie hebdo attacks and after bataclan attacks) they had tasers and pepper spray

 

[Zak]

youre not allowed to leave schoolgrounds?

i mean just bail mid-school and not give a fuck

literally had guards standing at the exits waiting for kids to pull a fast one

in times of great turmoil (after charlie hebdo attacks and after bataclan attacks) they had tasers and pepper spray

doubt they put a guard at every window and every rooftop access door tho

 

[MaXenzie]

Uh.

In Wales some kids like to deal sweets on the school premise.

And some stand outside the school and smoke regular cigarettes.

This is secondary school btw.

 

[ruben slikk]

doubt they put a guard at every window and every rooftop access door tho

yeah nah but honestly people were too stupid to go through there, plus rooftop access stairs led to the parking lot, which the teacher's lounge had a direct view on

Uh.

In Wales some kids like to deal sweets on the school premise.

And some stand outside the school and smoke regular cigarettes.

This is secondary school btw.

hardcore

 

[mårten]

i mean just bail mid-school and not give a fuck

in my school youre always allowed to leave... not if you have class of course, but noone will stop you
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Uh.

In Wales some kids like to deal sweets on the school premise.

And some stand outside the school and smoke regular cigarettes.

This is secondary school btw.

life's tough in the ghetto

 

[Zak]

in my school youre always allowed to leave... not if you have class of course, but noone will stop you

its like a federal law or smth in america, i think a lot of countries have similar things

yeah nah but honestly people were too stupid to go through there, plus rooftop access stairs led to the parking lot, which the teacher's lounge had a direct view on

rip lmao, windows are mans best friend

 

[ruben slikk]

its like a federal law or smth in america, i think a lot of countries have similar things

yeah, it's called truancy

 

[Stalker]

I remember back in my middleschool, just before school when everyone was outside fucking about some drunk ass Polish man came in with his daughter and began to shout at the kids "You play with my daughter! You play with my daughter you pussycat" and then he just walked off and left his kid there. To this day none of us know what the fuck the guy was on about.

 

[mårten]

its like a federal law or smth in america, i think a lot of countries have similar things

is it because of school shooters :D

edit:
in sweden we have school stabbigns


oh and also one time some pakistani chick started walking around the school and into it, she even went inside a classroom

people were scared as fuck and she was told to leave by the teachers

 

[MaXenzie]

is it because of school shooters :D

Yes, they want you to stay in school so the school shooter can kill more people. Conspiracy.

In truth, my school's a bit fucked.

Fights every day for stupid shit, we have a circular patch of grass in the centre of the school ground that people literally fight on for laughs, and teachers come and watch.

The upper and lower blocks of the school are led to by 2 roads that you have to walk through, with cars coming in and out every minute.

Someone brought vodka into school and downed the bottle, vomited and became paralysed and paramedics were called.

 

[Zak]

is it because of school shooters :D

edit:
in sweden we have school stabbigns


oh and also one time some pakistani chick started walking around the school and into it, she even went inside a classroom

people were scared as fuck and she was told to leave by the teachers

the board of education got their panties in a twist, but most of the teachers didnt give a shit tbh

that one milf teacher i had who drag raced kids had a closet with a bunch of nerf guns in it even though the school technically banned them, so there'd be days when people just broke out into nerf warfare

 

[Dr Heckyll]

Like 10 kids needed over 50 marks to pass their english exams


50 is the maximum grade

 

[MaXenzie]

Like 10 kids needed over 50 marks to pass their english exams


50 is the maximum grade

Means they completely failed their coursework and other exams.

I had someone fail 2 pieces of coursework and the teacher literally came up to him and told him to drop out because it would be impossible for him to get a C Grade.