What is the most ghetto thing to happen at your school

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

oh and also one time some pakistani chick started walking around the school and into it, she even went inside a classroom

people were scared as fuck and she was told to leave by the teachers

what is it with you swedes and shitting yourselves at the sight of brown people

 

[mårten]

what is it with you swedes and shitting yourselves at the sight of brown people

theyre scary

oh and she also was very weird :(
it was an old woman with the hijab or whatver the fuck you call it

 

[Dunjam]

kicked a hole in the toilet door

 

[Zak]

kicked a hole in the toilet door

what the fuck do they make toilet doors out of over there

they're all stamped steel over here

 

[Postino]

what the fuck do they make toilet doors out of over there

they're all stamped steel over here

be glad . . . we got doors made out of fragile wood over here, just enough to keep it closed when taking a shit

 

[Dunjam]

what the fuck do they make toilet doors out of over there

they're all stamped steel over here

weak wood

 

[Dr Heckyll]

Being able to open the locks of toilet doors using playing cards

 

[Zak]

weak wood

only way people could break doors over here was to smash the deadbolt or rip the whole thing off its hinges

both of those happened numerous times

 

[el malman]

last big party at school (there were roughly 600+ people present), i was helping out as a barman and had a view on the whole thing
around a dozen brawls occured -- eg: some dude tried to flip the FUCKING COUNTER OVER when he thought we wouldn't serve him beer
also, a couple dudes got a nasty beat-down when leaving at like 3 o'clock

otherwise it's a calm school, we got plenty of security guards (firemen, for some reason), and they're easily triggered by infractions

 

[mårten]

what the fuck do they make toilet doors out of over there

they're all stamped steel over here

my school is like 60 years old and at the oldest part of it the doors are all made out of fragile wood

 

[Mickey Toast]

The worst at my school is just potheads and like, 2 dealers in the school. Most of the drinking and drugs happen after school in parties.

y'all make your schools sound like the vietnam jungle mixed with compton

 

[external]

a guy in sixth form got tripped over, his bag spilled and there was two knives and ziplock bags full of weed

the girl nextdoor has had about 3 kids since starting secondary school, she's about six months in with another one

somebody threw a chair at a teacher and knocked her out, before jumping out the window and running off

 

[ruben slikk]

Being able to open the locks of toilet doors using playing cards

we're able to open the locks of toilet doors here with literally our own hands

 

[mårten]

the girl nextdoor has had about 3 kids since starting secondary school, she's about six months in with another one

her life is going to be easy

 

[Zak]

we're able to open the locks of toilet doors here with literally our own hands

most of the locks dont even work here lmao

 

[external]

her life is going to be easy

a year eight knocked her up for one of them, he was permanently suspended and moved away
smh

also two year eight's this year slept together

 

[Man wearing a helmet]

people stole doors the toilet stall doors

 

[mårten]

and also whats up with all these pregnancies wtf this shit has never happened in my school

 

[cns - he/him/his]

• some chubby kid i know knocked the fuck outta a skinny bastard when he had his hand in a cast
• bunch of fucking loser polish kids in my school who go on about "the russian mafia"
• some kids vape in my bathrooms
• some 12 year old got pregant with an 18 year old

im do much of a pussy to like actually sneak out and shit

 

[external]

• some chubby kid i know knocked the fuck outta a skinny bastard when he had his hand in a cast
• bunch of fucking loser polish kids in my school who go on about "the russian mafia"
• some kids vape in my bathrooms
• some 12 year old got pregant with an 18 year old

im do much of a pussy to like actually sneak out and shit

just pull out your disabled access card

 

[Blackquill]

some 12 year old got pregant with an 18 year old

What the fuck