Serious Battlefield V

[Kafe]

>See Hitler put on Prosthetic gauntlet
>Run up and kick him a hard as I can in his ball
>*record scratch*
>Entire match says "OOOOOH" in unison
>All the male soldiers cross their legs in sympathy pain
>Nazi Cainine puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>Tracer from overwatch quips: "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>close up on Hitler's face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high ptiched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiiiight in my diversity stone"
>Cut to Jörgen Carlström drinking a coffee
>"Nuff Said"
>*Trailer Credits roll*
>Battlefield V in stores soon

immediate platinum seller

 

[cns - he/him/his]

the game isn't 100% accurate unless a strong women of colour punches a nazi and wins the war.

 

[Hęłupiąż]

the game isn't 100% accurate unless a strong women of colour punches a nazi and wins the war.

You fucking bigot, stop assuming who they're feeling as.

 

[metropaun]

 

[Deleted member 1381]

trailer is disappointing, looks like they're going for a WW2 setting except they've had to make it politically correct and the trailer looks like gaming will be a total clusterfuck

• what side is he on
• why are his allies dressed like 80s bikers
• why is someone stopping to silence someone in the middle of battle
• doesnt look historically accurate in any aspect

when i heard the words 'battlefield v" and "ww2" my hopes were so high but battlefield died in 2016 when BF1 released

the good days of battlefield 1942 and 3 will never be back

took the same fate as cod, over exaggerated and sjw-friendly

also love the female captain hook cyborg rambo with a katana, just like granddad told me



i hate to see good franchises like battlefield put another nail in the coffin. id of much rather seen battlefield die out at the end of BF4 and rather of had cod die out at ghosts than see once-reputable franchises throw the towel in to satisfy fucking sjw's in 2018


take this with a grain of salt, but dont bother buying the game. its obvious that they're favouring political correctness over historical accuracy - go and buy post scriptum instead if you want a decent WW2 game

 

[metropaun]

the british soldier with the katana still makes me laugh

just why

 

[Disorder]

It's a terrible concept for the mass tactical shooter the Battlefield franchise used to be.

Now with even more premium lootboxes.

 

[Ond]

https://**********/tv/1527160931111.gif

>call game accurate representation of WW2
>put everything in it that simply wasn't true
>historical revisionism in it's purest form
>THE GOYIM HAVE TO ACCEPT THE NEW PAST
>IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE WORSE THEN BLUMPF

 

[Disorder]

https://**********/tv/1527160931111.gif

>call game accurate representation of WW2
>put everything in it that simply wasn't true
>historical revisionism in it's purest form
>THE GOYIM HAVE TO ACCEPT THE NEW PAST
>IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE WORSE THEN BLUMPF

It's not a representation rather than the functionallity of BF5 being nothing more than a polished Fortnite.

 

[Mic15000]

Executive Producer says "We'll always put fun over authentic"

Spoiler: idk about you but this is fun and authentic

Good old BF2

 

[Deleted member 332]

grain elevator but battlefield v

Oh god please no not again the screams the screams

 

[Disorder]

 

[Señor Jaggles]

https://www.pcgamesn.com/nvidia-gtx-1180-battlefield-5

Yeet

Yote

Yate

 

[Kafe]

Not a Nvidia fan, so this news for me is disappointing.

 

[Gabby]

 

[Gabby]

One thing I can say is that I've seen a few people compare the crazy stuff in it to Metal Gear Solid; I can respond to that saying that MGS did it's crazy because of Kojima's love of old 50/70s movies, such as with the twilight zone.

This is just DICE being retarded

 

[Ond]

Just a recap.

British and American paratroopers (with one handicapped female) jump off of a British tank, clear a house, then the British Ranger with the Katana flees from British tanks, the sniper jumps onto a German Kettenkrad, drives past a British tank towing a German Flak and past a Tiger 1.

Then a Messerschmitt crashes, you don't enage the pilot, pick up an MG42 with some muzzle break that never existed, watch British soldiers use a German PAK 40, then you run with German soldiers, shoot one, throw a grenade friendlies threw at the Germans back to your friendlies, but shoot it mid-air.

Then you charge with Japanese soldiers (Axis) and pull out your German P38 that you had with you as a British Paratrooper that was driving on a tank.

After the V1 detonates a German paratrooper, or the pilot of the downed Messerscmitt, strangles you and the crippled woman comes to kill him, when suddenly german paratroopers came in a formation normally used by the Americans


reminder that people are defending this

 

[metropaun]

Just a recap.

British and American paratroopers (with one handicapped female) jump off of a British tank, clear a house, then the British Ranger with the Katana flees from British tanks, the sniper jumps onto a German Kettenkrad, drives past a British tank towing a German Flak and past a Tiger 1.

Then a Messerschmitt crashes, you don't enage the pilot, pick up an MG42 with some muzzle break that never existed, watch British soldiers use a German PAK 40, then you run with German soldiers, shoot one, throw a grenade friendlies threw at the Germans back to your friendlies, but shoot it mid-air.

Then you charge with Japanese soldiers (Axis) and pull out your German P38 that you had with you as a British Paratrooper that was driving on a tank.

After the V1 detonates a German paratrooper, or the pilot of the downed Messerscmitt, strangles you and the crippled woman comes to kill him, when suddenly german paratroopers came in a formation normally used by the Americans


reminder that people are defending this

the most immersive ww2 i've ever played

 

[Ond]

the most immersive ww2 i've ever played

Well...

That's shite! (that's shite)
That's what all the children play,
You may think it's awesome, God no it's gay,
And I don't care if you bought it this afternoon,
You need to stop, please turn if off soon,
I said, that's shite! (that's shite)
Just look at your fucking team,
A bunch of screaming kids,
And losers on a Stream.
No I don't get it, help me work it out,
Why give him cash for just sitting around

I played in the past and the future, on skateboards and shooters
Console and PC
I've played with up and down the other way 'round
And what do I see:
No depth or mastery, instead in it's place
They focus on the characters' gender and race!

That's shite! (that's shite)
I tell ya, don't you deny it,
And if it goes on sale, baby
I still aint gonna buy it
Cause if I bothered to give it one single try,
I know from experience, I'd be proven right

I played in the past and the future, on skateboards and shooters
Console and PC
I've played with up and down the other way 'round
And what do I see:
No depth or mastery, instead in it's wake
Their primary focus is the money they make!

That's shite! (that's shite)
And I can't deny it,
Even if it were free to play,
I still wouldn't try it,
And if nothing decent comes out again this year,
I'm gonna boot up an old game smiling ear to ear.

The game

 

[metropaun]

Well...

That's shite! (that's shite)
That's what all the children play,
You may think it's awesome, God no it's gay,
And I don't care if you bought it this afternoon,
You need to stop, please turn if off soon,
I said, that's shite! (that's shite)
Just look at your fucking team,
A bunch of screaming kids,
And losers on a Stream.
No I don't get it, help me work it out,
Why give him cash for just sitting around

I played in the past and the future, on skateboards and shooters
Console and PC
I've played with up and down the other way 'round
And what do I see:
No depth or mastery, instead in it's place
They focus on the characters' gender and race!

That's shite! (that's shite)
I tell ya, don't you deny it,
And if it goes on sale, baby
I still aint gonna buy it
Cause if I bothered to give it one single try,
I know from experience, I'd be proven right

I played in the past and the future, on skateboards and shooters
Console and PC
I've played with up and down the other way 'round
And what do I see:
No depth or mastery, instead in it's wake
Their primary focus is the money they make!

That's shite! (that's shite)
And I can't deny it,
Even if it were free to play,
I still wouldn't try it,
And if nothing decent comes out again this year,
I'm gonna boot up an old game smiling ear to ear.

The game

also, that british tank following behind the churchill you saw in the trailer

i believe those never actually saw combat so why is it there