alright i dont have screens (cuz i never screen anything) but i played SS13 for a week a few months ago and had one round in particular that was very interesting. storytime.
SO I had been playing a few rounds as Chef just getting the hang of things, easy work for a newbie like myself, butcher monkeys, mix dough, make food. Jump into a round as it starts, get into the usual routine. Grab meat, make bread, make burgers (my food of choice), also set out with a singular goal in mind.
Making these and feeding the entire crew with em
the botanists were doing an alright job providing me with common items however i soon noticed that while making dough for my amazing burgers i had ran out of flour and wheat, so I kindly requested some
instead i found a few minutes that they had been growing nothing but ambrosia for most of the round
i tested just a lil before promptly going back to doing what a good boy does, cooking
since i had no flower i decided that i would just do whatever i could with the remaining meat i had left over
However the crew was hungry and my meat and monkeys to source that meat from soon ran out
Luckily for me however after begging for SOMETHING to cook with a recieved a full delivery of
hundreds of monkey cubes
so i quickly brought these monkeys to life and in my stupidity somehow failed to butcher the first of the new monkeys, as he swiftly swiped my butchers knife from me and severely wounded my arm with it
at this moment i had an epiphony
this was how i would get my
revenge against botany and the rest of the crew who didnt appreciate the finer arts
i quickly grabbed all the knives in the kitchen, used them to aggravate the monkeys, letting them swipe the knives and then leading the armed and angry monkeys out into the station
naturally people panicked, and started attacking the monkeys even though they were only after me originally
this in turn caused more to aggro, and against other people, and soon the first horde of monkeys were loose and a state of emergency was called
I returned to my kitchen, and realized this wouldnt be enough
now i was merely a monkey king
but my purpose was to be a monkey
god
And so, i repeated the process, making an army of monkeys, arming them best as i could as i let them loose on the station
And SOMEHOW noone ever decided to look for where they were coming from, and noone ever entered the kitchen
Eventually while arming the primates one of them managed to chop one of my arms off and i ran to the relatively secured Medical for help (the station security had set up a perimeter to treat the wounded)
they fixed up my arm as the heads called the escape shuttle after deeming the monkey infestation uncontrollable
they took me with them, away from my children, but also unknowing of my crimes against the station, and i got away scott-free
no round has ever matched the level of madness