Space Station 13

[Mic15000]

the fucking carnage on display here holy shit
[doublepost=1569035063][/doublepost]i almost wish i still played cm now

You don't know what a flamethrower and a minigun do to squishy aliens when you have an angry tank also we had CAS and that helped too, PLUS mortars, so they were screwed!

 

[OneClassyBanana]

You don't know what a flamethrower and a minigun do to squishy aliens when you have an angry tank also we had CAS and that helped too, PLUS mortars, so they were screwed!

I mean, to be fair, 90% of the time when I played tank crews tended to be either incompetent or pussies. So seeing a 'roided-up oo-rah motherfucker actually get behind the wheel of one of those big bastards is refreshing. Badda-boom.

 

[Mic15000]

I mean, to be fair, 90% of the time when I played tank crews tended to be either incompetent or pussies. So seeing a 'roided-up oo-rah motherfucker actually get behind the wheel of one of those big bastards. Badda-boom.

When I’m tank crew I RP as a super bro AMERICAN shouting USMC USMC USMC as I gun down the aliens in front of me with american music on the background, gurantees 100% patriotism and precision

 

[OneClassyBanana]

patriotism and precision

You're tank crewman, not squad specialist. You get only one. Not both.

Choose wisely.

 

[Mic15000]

You're tank crewman, not squad specialist. You get only one. Not both.

Choose wisely.

I didn’t say against aliens!

 

[OneClassyBanana]

I didn’t say against aliens!

Ah, yes. Friendly fire. It kills nearly as many poor fuckers as the aliens.

/laughs in corporate liaison main

 

[Sil]

Personally I prefer to play on Terry and Bad Deathclaw/Drymouth Gulch/What Fallout 13 should've been.

One's good for the space station stuff, the other's good for fallout : )

 

[Sil]

Something very serious has been going on recently with SS13

There's a group called the PKS (Poisoned Knife Syndicate) who're Russian Pedophiles, grooming children and vulnerable players of SS13.
It's important to spread the information, so this group can see justice.






Hopefully these monsters can be put to an end before they ruin any more lives.

 

[Mic15000]

Alright boys screenshot time:

I was an AI doing normal stuff, about 1 hour and 30 minutes in to it my law change and I start planning a way to become powerfull I establish my neutrality and then I make some deals, I tell the roboticist to make me a mech, and the son of a bitch does it, I give him access to everything, this mech is pretty fucking powerfull.

Once I have the mech I remove the space cops that arrived and I make a deal with Waldo, a wizard, I remove the space cops and he assists me, so we strike the deal, the space cops are gone and just when I think I'm free my law change, but waldo was next to me and he telports inside and frees me again, now I'm angry and start killing the people that approached.

Still we tried to talk it through

HOWEVER, they attack my sat ofc I'm not there I'm inside a mech, however I fight for it, we breach in and attack, guns blazing against the crew, two mechs outnumbered me, but I had a wizard with me, the fight was strong, they were tanky but in the end I perished in a strong battle, my mech destroyed in front of my core, however their mech heavily wounded.... AND THEN A DRAGON CAME, but I didn't manage to catch that on screenshot.

 

[Goopy]

Alright boys screenshot time:

I was an AI doing normal stuff, about 1 hour and 30 minutes in to it my law change and I start planning a way to become powerfull I establish my neutrality and then I make some deals, I tell the roboticist to make me a mech, and the son of a bitch does it, I give him access to everything, this mech is pretty fucking powerfull.

Once I have the mech I remove the space cops that arrived and I make a deal with Waldo, a wizard, I remove the space cops and he assists me, so we strike the deal, the space cops are gone and just when I think I'm free my law change, but waldo was next to me and he telports inside and frees me again, now I'm angry and start killing the people that approached.

Still we tried to talk it through

HOWEVER, they attack my sat ofc I'm not there I'm inside a mech, however I fight for it, we breach in and attack, guns blazing against the crew, two mechs outnumbered me, but I had a wizard with me, the fight was strong, they were tanky but in the end I perished in a strong battle, my mech destroyed in front of my core, however their mech heavily wounded.... AND THEN A DRAGON CAME, but I didn't manage to catch that on screenshot.

heck gotta get back into the game now

 

[OneClassyBanana]

Alright boys screenshot time:

I was an AI doing normal stuff, about 1 hour and 30 minutes in to it my law change and I start planning a way to become powerfull I establish my neutrality and then I make some deals, I tell the roboticist to make me a mech, and the son of a bitch does it, I give him access to everything, this mech is pretty fucking powerfull.

Once I have the mech I remove the space cops that arrived and I make a deal with Waldo, a wizard, I remove the space cops and he assists me, so we strike the deal, the space cops are gone and just when I think I'm free my law change, but waldo was next to me and he telports inside and frees me again, now I'm angry and start killing the people that approached.

Still we tried to talk it through

HOWEVER, they attack my sat ofc I'm not there I'm inside a mech, however I fight for it, we breach in and attack, guns blazing against the crew, two mechs outnumbered me, but I had a wizard with me, the fight was strong, they were tanky but in the end I perished in a strong battle, my mech destroyed in front of my core, however their mech heavily wounded.... AND THEN A DRAGON CAME, but I didn't manage to catch that on screenshot.

A LEGEND

BROUGHT TO HEEL BY A CUNT IN A MECH SUIT


THE MIC PARABLE


COMING SPRING 2020

 

[john]

Alright boys screenshot time:

I was an AI doing normal stuff, about 1 hour and 30 minutes in to it my law change and I start planning a way to become powerfull I establish my neutrality and then I make some deals, I tell the roboticist to make me a mech, and the son of a bitch does it, I give him access to everything, this mech is pretty fucking powerfull.

Once I have the mech I remove the space cops that arrived and I make a deal with Waldo, a wizard, I remove the space cops and he assists me, so we strike the deal, the space cops are gone and just when I think I'm free my law change, but waldo was next to me and he telports inside and frees me again, now I'm angry and start killing the people that approached.

Still we tried to talk it through

HOWEVER, they attack my sat ofc I'm not there I'm inside a mech, however I fight for it, we breach in and attack, guns blazing against the crew, two mechs outnumbered me, but I had a wizard with me, the fight was strong, they were tanky but in the end I perished in a strong battle, my mech destroyed in front of my core, however their mech heavily wounded.... AND THEN A DRAGON CAME, but I didn't manage to catch that on screenshot.

love your ss13 posts man, keep em up, proud of you

 

[Goatson]

alright i dont have screens (cuz i never screen anything) but i played SS13 for a week a few months ago and had one round in particular that was very interesting. storytime.

SO I had been playing a few rounds as Chef just getting the hang of things, easy work for a newbie like myself, butcher monkeys, mix dough, make food. Jump into a round as it starts, get into the usual routine. Grab meat, make bread, make burgers (my food of choice), also set out with a singular goal in mind.
Making these and feeding the entire crew with em

the botanists were doing an alright job providing me with common items however i soon noticed that while making dough for my amazing burgers i had ran out of flour and wheat, so I kindly requested some

instead i found a few minutes that they had been growing nothing but ambrosia for most of the round
i tested just a lil before promptly going back to doing what a good boy does, cooking
since i had no flower i decided that i would just do whatever i could with the remaining meat i had left over
However the crew was hungry and my meat and monkeys to source that meat from soon ran out

Luckily for me however after begging for SOMETHING to cook with a recieved a full delivery of hundreds of monkey cubes
so i quickly brought these monkeys to life and in my stupidity somehow failed to butcher the first of the new monkeys, as he swiftly swiped my butchers knife from me and severely wounded my arm with it

at this moment i had an epiphony

this was how i would get my revenge against botany and the rest of the crew who didnt appreciate the finer arts
i quickly grabbed all the knives in the kitchen, used them to aggravate the monkeys, letting them swipe the knives and then leading the armed and angry monkeys out into the station
naturally people panicked, and started attacking the monkeys even though they were only after me originally
this in turn caused more to aggro, and against other people, and soon the first horde of monkeys were loose and a state of emergency was called

I returned to my kitchen, and realized this wouldnt be enough
now i was merely a monkey king
but my purpose was to be a monkey god

And so, i repeated the process, making an army of monkeys, arming them best as i could as i let them loose on the station
And SOMEHOW noone ever decided to look for where they were coming from, and noone ever entered the kitchen
Eventually while arming the primates one of them managed to chop one of my arms off and i ran to the relatively secured Medical for help (the station security had set up a perimeter to treat the wounded)

they fixed up my arm as the heads called the escape shuttle after deeming the monkey infestation uncontrollable
they took me with them, away from my children, but also unknowing of my crimes against the station, and i got away scott-free

no round has ever matched the level of madness

 

[Khiel]

UNITY STATION IS HERE

rounds are much shorter (5 - 20 mins), not seen any antags except for nuke ops, and science doesnt exist yet

played as detective, the HoS was trying to enforce non-lethals

we overthrew him and held the new anti-homophobia republic

lethals in all situations

 

[I'M #1 SO WHY TRY HARDER]

UNITY STATION IS HERE

rounds are much shorter (5 - 20 mins), not seen any antags except for nuke ops, and science doesnt exist yet

played as detective, the HoS was trying to enforce non-lethals

we overthrew him and held the new anti-homophobia republic

lethals in all situations

was wondering when somebody would scream about unity

 

[MaXenzie]

UNITY STATION IS HERE

rounds are much shorter (5 - 20 mins), not seen any antags except for nuke ops, and science doesnt exist yet

played as detective, the HoS was trying to enforce non-lethals

we overthrew him and held the new anti-homophobia republic

lethals in all situations

the core is there

they just need to add the sciences since 90% of the time they're what makes rounds descend into weird chaos

 

[Goatson]

UNITY STATION IS HERE

rounds are much shorter (5 - 20 mins), not seen any antags except for nuke ops, and science doesnt exist yet

played as detective, the HoS was trying to enforce non-lethals

we overthrew him and held the new anti-homophobia republic

lethals in all situations

honestly unity station in its current state is trash but there is so much potential

majority of systems and therefore roles arent implemented and there is a severe lack of administration which generally to me makes it just unfun

BUT its SO fucking smooth and runs so well and is everything you could ever wish from an engine upgrade

 

[Mic15000]

Got a space station 13 story, just a short one.

So I was HoP and there was no captain round starts normal, I become acting captain after giving a few access out, the QM comes to me and wants all access I say to him, sure, buy me a Blue space artillery parts and get 30k on bank, HE DOES so. So as a captain I follow my station objective and thus make engineering do to the BSA.

New captain arrives and I brief him on the situation, everything goes well so far excep mime but he's taken care of after sneaking in vault.

After that the BSA IS FINALLY BUILT!!!!!!

After the BSA has been built I quickly want to test fire, so I activate it on shooting some poor megafauna in lavaland... IT WORKS!

Truly marvelous, everything goes well untill we find out there's a blob on station we BSA the blob however in doing so someone also did a GPS trick and tricked the engineers to BSA a major part of the station destroying almost half it, this causing us to call the shuttle. While I'm escaping to the shuttle I see this and I bring him along fuggg xd

At the time that I was captain I also bought a raven shuttle with 30k which instantly fire on anyone around it, thank god I had armor and we went inside, once inside we were safe thanks to shield technology... AND LASERS. LOTS of lasers.

And that's how the round ended.

Also as a quick bonus here's the time I joined midround and became a sentient savage megafish which could destroy walls in one shot. (I was tasked to kill xenos)

 

[Khiel]

pete smith aka james bond

traitor captain
establish dictatorship
the council spends 30 minutes arguing over what type of dictatorship we are while the whole station burns down because we stole all the guns from sec because we 'wanted the cool waps'

 

[Sil]

I did this.

Chaplain best job.