Escape From Tarkov

[Grand]

RAT TEST RAT TEST

Prove you're not a stinky rat by showing your covert movement skill
If you're at level 1 you're a rat

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- Chad

 

[Andrew]

also for all you losers there's a 20% discount for two days if you want to buy a game that's had 6 years in early access and has from the devs own mouths a directionless goal and still doesn't have reason to work together at all and still has audio issues that were fixed two years ago before breaking and had a double-barrel removed because they couldn't get double barrels to work right after breaking them and is pretty fun in singleplayer and also has an arena DLC mode coming up and also has copypasted quests resembling the same designs they had when it was just woods/customs/factory and also is generally unfun alone and also has a lot of mismatched and poorly done balance changes like giving torsos 5 more HP so that mosins can't just be budget chad killing guns and also has people ranking great chad killing guns like the VEPR hunter in F tier because they're mad they died to it because they don't want people to one tap torsos with a gun that's 40k and also has desync issues and generally can be cheesed by connecting to dead servers akin to DayZ and also still has no real reason to work together with randoms and also still has issues with some wacky shit and also is just pretty unfun if things don't pan out for you
but hey according to a friend even if you're alone/people you usually play games with drop it because this current patch has had nothing of value added in terms of content you can at least (going off what a friend said) use the EFT discord to find duos to play with
but avoid five mans as there's no recourse for someone you've never met saying "that's me" when you don't recognize their voice so stick to two mans
also it's 20% off for two days and is very much pay to win as paying $140 gives you the best butthole storage imaginable and skips the grind of the early game for traders as you only need to buy/sell a few things to each and also pretty much makes the game easier

 

[Grand]

also for all you losers there's a 20% discount for two days if you want to buy a game that's had 6 years in early access and has from the devs own mouths a directionless goal and still doesn't have reason to work together at all and still has audio issues that were fixed two years ago before breaking and had a double-barrel removed because they couldn't get double barrels to work right after breaking them and is pretty fun in singleplayer and also has an arena DLC mode coming up and also has copypasted quests resembling the same designs they had when it was just woods/customs/factory and also is generally unfun alone and also has a lot of mismatched and poorly done balance changes like giving torsos 5 more HP so that mosins can't just be budget chad killing guns and also has people ranking great chad killing guns like the VEPR hunter in F tier because they're mad they died to it because they don't want people to one tap torsos with a gun that's 40k and also has desync issues and generally can be cheesed by connecting to dead servers akin to DayZ and also still has no real reason to work together with randoms and also still has issues with some wacky shit and also is just pretty unfun if things don't pan out for you
but hey according to a friend even if you're alone/people you usually play games with drop it because this current patch has had nothing of value added in terms of content you can at least (going off what a friend said) use the EFT discord to find duos to play with
but avoid five mans as there's no recourse for someone you've never met saying "that's me" when you don't recognize their voice so stick to two mans
also it's 20% off for two days and is very much pay to win as paying $140 gives you the best butthole storage imaginable and skips the grind of the early game for traders as you only need to buy/sell a few things to each and also pretty much makes the game easier

Finna upgrade my account just to lose all my progress because I need to reset my entire account.

lowkey?

 

[Andrew]

Don't upgrade
why do you need to reset?
don't give them more money, even if you want the later DLC for free

 

[Grand]

Escape from tarkov 110 EUR game.

 

[Bio Junior]

Escape from tarkov 110 EUR game.

lol stomped

 

[Andrew]

Wear a faceshield
Stop playing solo
stop playing daytime reserve
Stop
Also red dot sights apart from one 60k one that isn't sold on traders are all broken

Do NOT trust your red dot sights you'd be better of using point fire or just blasting them with an iron

 

[Gazra]

Wear a faceshield
Stop playing solo
stop playing daytime reserve
Stop
Also red dot sights apart from one 60k one that isn't sold on traders are all broken

Do NOT trust your red dot sights you'd be better of using point fire or just blasting them with an iron

Certain sights on guns just don't work as they are meant to. Learning what certain sights on guns work as they are supposed too is crucial in tarkov

 

[scrubmcnoob]

simply outplayed @r0nni™
and on the cream of the crop meta build
it do be like that in tarkov

 

[Grand]

Wear a faceshield
Stop playing solo
stop playing daytime reserve
Stop
Also red dot sights apart from one 60k one that isn't sold on traders are all broken

Do NOT trust your red dot sights you'd be better of using point fire or just blasting them with an iron

No reserve is stonks
Groups are for rats. I want all the pvp for myself.

 

[Tiger]

Finna upgrade my account just to lose all my progress because I need to reset my entire account.

lowkey?

idk if you were joking and im being smoothbrain but when you upgrade you don't need to reset your account
EOD wise Alpha turns into Gamma and you get a message full of the EOD shit without a deletion timer

 

[Grand]

idk if you were joking and im being smoothbrain but when you upgrade you don't need to reset your account
EOD wise Alpha turns into Gamma and you get a message full of the EOD shit without a deletion timer

Wait seriously? Back in the Day you’d have to reset your entire account. Might legit actually upgrade now
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Wait seriously? Back in the Day you’d have to reset your entire account. Might legit actually upgrade now

never fucking mind.

Look at this bullshit lmaoooooo

Fee's and taxes make up 40% of the discounted price. The account upgrade probably isn't even worth the payment systems fees alone.

 

[CloudBucket]

 

[Andrew]

Fee's and taxes make up 40% of the discounted price

this why i only bought game at steepest discount for superior russian christmas
Also reserve is stonks because the marked room keys are 60k and nobody goes there
t. in 6-8 runs we see about one other player mostly for reserve
No I will not tell you which server we use

 

[Grand]

this why i only bought game at steepest discount for superior russian christmas
Also reserve is stonks because the marked room keys are 60k and nobody goes there
t. in 6-8 runs we see about one other player mostly for reserve
No I will not tell you which server we use

Do GPU and AESA runs instead

 

[Grand]

I've literally been stuck on this quest for weeks now. Anyone got any tips?

 

[Gazra]

I've literally been stuck on this quest for weeks now. Anyone got any tips?

Factory, quick and easy scav kills

 

[Grand]

Factory, quick and easy scav kills

Done.

Killed over 100 scavs. Not a single PM. I'm going to try green weapon crates now.

 

[Gazra]

Done.

Killed over 100 scavs. Not a single PM. I'm going to try green weapon crates now.

I swear whenever you need the item, they never spawn lol

 

[Grand]

I swear whenever you need the item, they never spawn lol

Fucking right lmao