gta rp

[Rabid]

that chadwick part of the thread had me in stitches jesus christ

the virgin "wait for the authorities to do their job as a concerned distraught partner"

vs

the chad "call the guy holding your fiance hostage with a suicide vest a racial slur for ignoring you when you are in the middle of a crisis causing you to get dumped by her and try to be the victim on social media"

 

[Luft]

absolute gold

thought you'd enjoy this @Rabid

that headline perfectly resembles hl2rp

 

[Rabid]

 

[Powley]

found someones phone on the ground and all the numbers are labeled as woman 1/ man 1 and all his text messages are people saying no they dont want to live with another dude

 

[liew]

found someones phone on the ground and all the numbers are labeled as woman 1/ man 1 and all his text messages are people saying no they dont want to live with another dude

i robbed a mallrat this one time

i now have the phone number of the ceo of weazel news and police chief

 

[Powley]

i robbed a mallrat this one time

i now have the phone number of the ceo of weazel news and police chief

Imagine using your IC phone to pester people fornsex instead of just adding them on discord and exposing yourself in your truest form

 

[Bandit]

i robbed a mallrat this one time

i now have the phone number of the ceo of weazel news and police chief

i still have the samsung theres like 72 contacts and im about to prank call them all

 

[liew]

Imagine using your IC phone to pester people fornsex instead of just adding them on discord and exposing yourself in your truest form

the best thing was:

when we nicked the phone, i got a text from some bird saying "hey honey, where are you?" - to which i'd replied on my illiterate chinaman
"hey baby, i in wook noodle easy eating new food big nice place you want eat ?"
the person then responded, "i'd rather be eating you right now :3"or something along those lines.

i'd then played along (albeit hesitantly) in an attempt to rob them. it turned into a slew of ic sexting, she was unknowingly sending explicit texts to a salty old china man, she was then lured into the noodle house under the premise that she'd be meeting her ic girlfriend.

she was welcomed by a gang of chinamen ready to rob her for everything she had, including her phone which had something like 50 contacts on it.

we now use her phone's contacts as a way to unknowingly scam mallrats for insurance money and loans.

here are some screens of the ordeal

 

[Powley]

the best thing was:

when we nicked the phone, i got a text from some bird saying "hey honey, where are you?" - to which i'd replied on my illiterate chinaman
"hey baby, i in wook noodle easy eating new food big nice place you want eat ?"
the person then responded, "i'd rather be eating you right now :3"or something along those lines.

i'd then played along (albeit hesitantly) in an attempt to rob them. it turned into a slew of ic sexting, she was unknowingly sending explicit texts to a salty old china man, she was then lured into the noodle house under the premise that she'd be meeting her ic girlfriend.

she was welcomed by a gang of chinamen ready to rob her for everything she had, including her phone which had something like 50 contacts on it.

we now use her phone's contacts as a way to unknowingly scam mallrats for insurance money and loans.

here are some screens of the ordeal

This post makes me uneasy

 

[liew]

This post makes me uneasy

the whole situation was pretty strange to be fair, started off with some skinheads selling us a phone and some lady unknowingly trying to seduce me via text

this server is genuinely filled with so many erp'ers it's crazy

 

[Bandit]

the whole situation was pretty strange to be fair, started off with some skinheads selling us a phone and some lady unknowingly trying to seduce me via text

this server is genuinely filled with so many erp'ers it's crazy

just dont go to mirror park or parts of vespucci

 

[Rabid]

the best thing was:

when we nicked the phone, i got a text from some bird saying "hey honey, where are you?" - to which i'd replied on my illiterate chinaman
"hey baby, i in wook noodle easy eating new food big nice place you want eat ?"
the person then responded, "i'd rather be eating you right now :3"or something along those lines.

i'd then played along (albeit hesitantly) in an attempt to rob them. it turned into a slew of ic sexting, she was unknowingly sending explicit texts to a salty old china man, she was then lured into the noodle house under the premise that she'd be meeting her ic girlfriend.

she was welcomed by a gang of chinamen ready to rob her for everything she had, including her phone which had something like 50 contacts on it.

we now use her phone's contacts as a way to unknowingly scam mallrats for insurance money and loans.

here are some screens of the ordeal

This prove there is no low that a chinese man will not sink to

AROUND YELLOW NEVER BE MELLOW

 

[Trains]

RIP CLETUS ALASSIPPI

 

[liew]

RIP CLETUS ALASSIPPI

what happened man

 

[Powley]

RIP CLETUS ALASSIPPI

RIP GONE TOO SOON

 

[Trains]

what happened man

chatting up a girl
punched someone
they started beating me up
got smacked by a guard over the head with a baton
fucking died

 

[Rabid]

chatting up a girl
punched someone
they started beating me up
got smacked by a guard over the head with a baton
fucking died

HL2 GUARD

HL2 GUARD

 

[slick]

Cletus Barley ain’t got shit on Cletus Alassipi

 

[Trains]

Cletus Barley ain’t got shit on Cletus Alassipi

u know ur real shit when someone calls you a troll minge cunt Retard


on a private discord

cos lol i don’t even know how but i got noticed doing that
was fucking funny, but I’m surprised I wasn’t banned

 

[slick]

u know ur real shit when someone calls you a troll minge cunt Retard


on a private discord

cos lol i don’t even know how but i got noticed doing that
was fucking funny, but I’m surprised I wasn’t banned

executive security fears the hick