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Lt. Revmir kaj Sigareta yells "We did good. These newcomers, they're rowdy, they hate authority."
*** Cpl. Daniel Mureșanu takes a seat.
Lt. Revmir kaj Sigareta yells "We're gonna' show 'em authority."
Pvt. Kristian Roev says "They're going to learn, one way or another."
Pvt. Adrian Simmons yells "Respect our authority!"
Sgt. Andrei Antoniu yells "Hoo-ah!"
Cpl. Daniel Mureșanu yells "Ura!"
Lt. Revmir kaj Sigareta yells "We're gonna beat 'em down and build 'em back up into civilized and respectable people... or just beat the shit outta' em!"
LCpl. Lucion Albescu yells "Hoo-ah!"
Pvt. Adrian Simmons yells "Ooh ahh!"
Cpl. Daniel Mureșanu yells "Uuuuuraaa!"

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Lt. Revmir kaj Sigareta yells "We did good. These newcomers, they're rowdy, they hate authority."
*** Cpl. Daniel Mureșanu takes a seat.
Lt. Revmir kaj Sigareta yells "We're gonna' show 'em authority."
Pvt. Kristian Roev says "They're going to learn, one way or another."
Pvt. Adrian Simmons yells "Respect our authority!"
Sgt. Andrei Antoniu yells "Hoo-ah!"
Cpl. Daniel Mureșanu yells "Ura!"
Lt. Revmir kaj Sigareta yells "We're gonna beat 'em down and build 'em back up into civilized and respectable people... or just beat the shit outta' em!"
LCpl. Lucion Albescu yells "Hoo-ah!"
Pvt. Adrian Simmons yells "Ooh ahh!"
Cpl. Daniel Mureșanu yells "Uuuuuraaa!"

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>setting is socialist '''utopia''' named a free state
>entire city is on fire and the police force has the same attitude as the space-police

what did @Appetite Ruining Kebab mean by this?
 

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Some poor player watched Breen in a pair of aviators walk through his front door instead of my rebel
 

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[Smells of static burns, with a pair o...] says "Are you a fan of the musical arts kin?"
'Viator' says "Of *human* music?"
[Smells of static burns, with a pair o...] says "Indeed!
'Viator' says "Absoloutely not."
[Smells of static burns, with a pair o...] says "Oh."
[Smells of static burns, with a pair o...] says "Much unfortnuate."
'Viator' says "Do you go around with your little cart."
'Viator' says "Trying to please the common man?"
[Smells of static burns, with a pair o...] says "Yes."
'Viator' says "How far we have fallen."

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C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: PAUL GACHET. ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: HOMO-SEXUAL ALLY OF THE LAMBDAN, TRUE FRIEND OF ELI VANCE AND ISSAC KLIENER- YOU- DEATH-COWARD YOU FEAR BREAKING SAMSARA! ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FOR YOUUU! ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: ONLY TRANHUMANISM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE AND FUNNEL THE SOUL BACK TO THE *TRUE* VOID! AND NOT ONLY THAT- I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHERR. ::>"
 

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C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: PAUL GACHET. ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: HOMO-SEXUAL ALLY OF THE LAMBDAN, TRUE FRIEND OF ELI VANCE AND ISSAC KLIENER- YOU- DEATH-COWARD YOU FEAR BREAKING SAMSARA! ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FOR YOUUU! ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: ONLY TRANHUMANISM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE AND FUNNEL THE SOUL BACK TO THE *TRUE* VOID! AND NOT ONLY THAT- I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHERR. ::>"
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C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: PAUL GACHET. ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: HOMO-SEXUAL ALLY OF THE LAMBDAN, TRUE FRIEND OF ELI VANCE AND ISSAC KLIENER- YOU- DEATH-COWARD YOU FEAR BREAKING SAMSARA! ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FOR YOUUU! ::>"
C17:75.KING-2 yells "<:: ONLY TRANHUMANISM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE AND FUNNEL THE SOUL BACK TO THE *TRUE* VOID! AND NOT ONLY THAT- I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHERR. ::>"
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Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Attention."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "For some time now, we have avoided speaking on a focal issue of our government and its politics with other emerging liberationist entities."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "It was the late President’s intention not to draw unneeded attention to our neighbors-in-resistance. A hunt for their agents, spies, and saboteurs was considered unaffordable at the time."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "I speak of the Lambda United Front, of course. And today, I break the Free State’s vow of silence on this wretched supra-national organization."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "The United Front is an oppressive organization of globalists who think they know better what to do with the Free State’s hard-earned liberty than its own citizens. It is an ever-growing hive of moral arrogance, begrudgingly respected by its allies for little more than its monopoly on quantum teleportation - an advantage they jealously guard against you, and against me, at the expense of our crusade against the Combine."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "With me now is Roger Berkhoff, a supposed ‘engineer’ and computer scientist who claims to be working for them. You will now hear what he has to say about his allegiances."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Tell us what you think, Roger."

Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I... hereby renounce all of my affiliations to Lambda United Front... and other Lambda-affiliate organizations. I have been serving a... technofascist order of new-age collaborators."
Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I have seen men who are responsible... for the... deaths of *thousands* occupy cushy positions in the heartland of Geneva. Without any regard for their past *war crimes*... and the families they have destroyed, these former men of Overwatch are blindly forgiven and placed in charge of the new world."
*** Marshal Vlado Mladić is literally holding a gun to Berkhoff's head or something.
Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I... see the error of my ways, now. I was sent here... to spy on the *glorious* Free State. My colleagues have orchestrated... the killing of President Niculescu to undermine... its very foundation. I am now privy to the darkness of my institution, and I state again for the record that I formally denounce Lambda..."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Thank you, Roger."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Displaying Lambda sympathies is now a Gradient Four crime. It will be met with public execution."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Of which Mr. Berkhoff is waiting on trial for."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "His innocence is not for me to judge. It will be decided with Bucharestian democracy - through the actions of the Free City and its citizens."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Interfere with further nationalization efforts, and you will prove his guilt, and lead to his demise."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "This has been the Marshal."




[Intermission followed by National Guard getting their asses handed to them once more.]



Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Citizens of the Free State. I thank you wholeheartedly for casting your vote in the violent ballot of tonight."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "You have chosen... cruelty. You have chosen mercilessness - you have chosen to give no quarter to your enemies."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Yours was an admirable display of tactical superiority."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "We have a lot to learn from you. We will follow in your example."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "But first - first we will emulate your savagery. For that seems to be where everything else emerges out of."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Roger Berkhoff. You have been charged guilty of collaborating with the Lambda State, of sabotage and subversion of the Free State."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "You are sentenced to summary execution."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Speak your last words."


Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I... *I don't ask for mercy*... I ask for one thing... and one thing only- I ask for freedom... *I ask... for the end of this conflict*... I ask for humanity to *finally unite against the true enemy of our world. The Combine...* Warren... Boris- Karl... *Marvin*... Harland... Hyun... All of you who stood by my side... Forgive me..."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "The sentence will now be carried out."
*** Roger Berkhoff closes his eyes, clenching his teeth. He falls to his knees, ready to die... Now.
A turn of some metallic wheel. Followed by a gunshot. A piece of flesh tumbles against the ground lifelessly.
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Remember your choices. They have a way of haunting you."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "This has been the National Guard."

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@fabevil my beloved, i give him the big man stick for being a great sport
 
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Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Attention."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "For some time now, we have avoided speaking on a focal issue of our government and its politics with other emerging liberationist entities."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "It was the late President’s intention not to draw unneeded attention to our neighbors-in-resistance. A hunt for their agents, spies, and saboteurs was considered unaffordable at the time."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "I speak of the Lambda United Front, of course. And today, I break the Free State’s vow of silence on this wretched supra-national organization."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "The United Front is an oppressive organization of globalists who think they know better what to do with the Free State’s hard-earned liberty than its own citizens. It is an ever-growing hive of moral arrogance, begrudgingly respected by its allies for little more than its monopoly on quantum teleportation - an advantage they jealously guard against you, and against me, at the expense of our crusade against the Combine."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "With me now is Roger Berkhoff, a supposed ‘engineer’ and computer scientist who claims to be working for them. You will now hear what he has to say about his allegiances."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Tell us what you think, Roger."

Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I... hereby renounce all of my affiliations to Lambda United Front... and other Lambda-affiliate organizations. I have been serving a... technofascist order of new-age collaborators."
Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I have seen men who are responsible... for the... deaths of *thousands* occupy cushy positions in the heartland of Geneva. Without any regard for their past *war crimes*... and the families they have destroyed, these former men of Overwatch are blindly forgiven and placed in charge of the new world."
*** Marshal Vlado Mladić is literally holding a gun to Berkhoff's head or something.
Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I... see the error of my ways, now. I was sent here... to spy on the *glorious* Free State. My colleagues have orchestrated... the killing of President Niculescu to undermine... its very foundation. I am now privy to the darkness of my institution, and I state again for the record that I formally denounce Lambda..."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Thank you, Roger."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Displaying Lambda sympathies is now a Gradient Four crime. It will be met with public execution."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Of which Mr. Berkhoff is waiting on trial for."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "His innocence is not for me to judge. It will be decided with Bucharestian democracy - through the actions of the Free City and its citizens."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Interfere with further nationalization efforts, and you will prove his guilt, and lead to his demise."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "This has been the Marshal."




[Intermission followed by National Guard getting their asses handed to them once more.]



Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Citizens of the Free State. I thank you wholeheartedly for casting your vote in the violent ballot of tonight."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "You have chosen... cruelty. You have chosen mercilessness - you have chosen to give no quarter to your enemies."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Yours was an admirable display of tactical superiority."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "We have a lot to learn from you. We will follow in your example."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "But first - first we will emulate your savagery. For that seems to be where everything else emerges out of."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Roger Berkhoff. You have been charged guilty of collaborating with the Lambda State, of sabotage and subversion of the Free State."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "You are sentenced to summary execution."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Speak your last words."


Roger Berkhoff broadcasts "I... *I don't ask for mercy*... I ask for one thing... and one thing only- I ask for freedom... *I ask... for the end of this conflict*... I ask for humanity to *finally unite against the true enemy of our world. The Combine...* Warren... Boris- Karl... *Marvin*... Harland... Hyun... All of you who stood by my side... Forgive me..."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "The sentence will now be carried out."
*** Roger Berkhoff closes his eyes, clenching his teeth. He falls to his knees, ready to die... Now.
A turn of some metallic wheel. Followed by a gunshot. A piece of flesh tumbles against the ground lifelessly.
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "Remember your choices. They have a way of haunting you."
Marshal Vlado Mladić broadcasts "This has been the National Guard."

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@fabevil my beloved, i give him the big man stick for being a great sport

bro accidentally threw half the resistance under the bus in his dying words
 
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[Red Cross Armband. | Sourthern Englis...] yells "THERE'S THAT FUCKER."
[Red Cross Armband. | Sourthern Englis...] yells "KICK HIS ASS."
'Keith' says "Don't you find their suits amusin-"
'Băgăreţ' says "Oh!"
'Băgăreţ' says "OH!"
'Băgăreţ' says "A LITTLE CRAB."
 
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[Red Cross Armband. | Sourthern Englis...] yells "THERE'S THAT FUCKER."
[Red Cross Armband. | Sourthern Englis...] yells "KICK HIS ASS."
'Keith' says "Don't you find their suits amusin-"
'Băgăreţ' says "Oh!"
'Băgăreţ' says "OH!"
'Băgăreţ' says "A LITTLE CRAB."
Tfw you find out you spelt 'Southern' wrong ever since creating your character.

The RP with those Vorts and the Crab was good, really enjoyed the light-hearted RP. Kudos to all involved and especially the guy RPing the crab/zombie.
 
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