HL2RP² Quotes

[deathwolf]

Peter Ethanol takes a seat on the couch, "This a nice couch."
Omoikane Hojo says "It is."
Omoikane Hojo says "So, Mr. Ethanol."
Tech guy 2751 has connected to the server.
Omoikane Hojo says "Why have you come here today?"
Peter Ethanol says "I came for the interview. I have extensive experience as a manager at a multi-national corporation."
Player beggar has joined the game
Omoikane Hojo says "Excellent."
Omoikane Hojo says "Please - present your CV."
Peter Ethanol pulls out a manila folder from his suitcase. It holds a neatly written resume detailing his experience as a McDonald's manager and franchise owner.
Omoikane Hojo looks at it thoughtfully.
Kugo Kobayashi adjusts his shirt, talking a seat.
[LOOC] Kugo Kobayashi: taking*
[An intimidating character smelling of...] says "McDonald's manager... you show bravery."
Omoikane Hojo says "Hm. Hard job."
Omoikane Hojo says "Long hours."
Omoikane Hojo says "Many angry customers."
Tetsuya Kobayashi sits.
Peter Ethanol says "Yes, it was a harrowing job. You should know the attitude of Americans are not as polite as you Chinese."
Omoikane Hojo says "..."
Kugo Kobayashi says "Chinese?"
Tetsuya Kobayashi says "..."
Tetsuya Kobayashi says something in Japanese.
Omoikane Hojo covers his face, hiding his disgust, he looks at the floor.
Omoikane Hojo says something in Japanese.
[LOOC] Peter Ethanol: meant to say japanese, brain fuck up but i'll go with it
[LOOC] Kugo Kobayashi: are you sure
[LOOC] Peter Ethanol: ye i'm sure
[OOC] C08:10.QUICK-9: why all da kobayashi called kobayashi, they married or something
[OOC] Bong Liang: yes
[OOC] M.S. Khrysaor Inoue: Yes
[OOC] Mikel Jó: mikel
[OOC] Rejisuto Musashi-Kobayashi: sike
Omoikane Hojo says "Peter... We're going to ask you to leave."

 

[Señor Jaggles]

Peter Ethanol takes a seat on the couch, "This a nice couch."
Omoikane Hojo says "It is."
Omoikane Hojo says "So, Mr. Ethanol."
Tech guy 2751 has connected to the server.
Omoikane Hojo says "Why have you come here today?"
Peter Ethanol says "I came for the interview. I have extensive experience as a manager at a multi-national corporation."
Player beggar has joined the game
Omoikane Hojo says "Excellent."
Omoikane Hojo says "Please - present your CV."
Peter Ethanol pulls out a manila folder from his suitcase. It holds a neatly written resume detailing his experience as a McDonald's manager and franchise owner.
Omoikane Hojo looks at it thoughtfully.
Kugo Kobayashi adjusts his shirt, talking a seat.
[LOOC] Kugo Kobayashi: taking*
[An intimidating character smelling of...] says "McDonald's manager... you show bravery."
Omoikane Hojo says "Hm. Hard job."
Omoikane Hojo says "Long hours."
Omoikane Hojo says "Many angry customers."
Tetsuya Kobayashi sits.
Peter Ethanol says "Yes, it was a harrowing job. You should know the attitude of Americans are not as polite as you Chinese."
Omoikane Hojo says "..."
Kugo Kobayashi says "Chinese?"
Tetsuya Kobayashi says "..."
Tetsuya Kobayashi says something in Japanese.
Omoikane Hojo covers his face, hiding his disgust, he looks at the floor.
Omoikane Hojo says something in Japanese.
[LOOC] Peter Ethanol: meant to say japanese, brain fuck up but i'll go with it
[LOOC] Kugo Kobayashi: are you sure
[LOOC] Peter Ethanol: ye i'm sure
[OOC] C08:10.QUICK-9: why all da kobayashi called kobayashi, they married or something
[OOC] Bong Liang: yes
[OOC] M.S. Khrysaor Inoue: Yes
[OOC] Mikel Jó: mikel
[OOC] Rejisuto Musashi-Kobayashi: sike
Omoikane Hojo says "Peter... We're going to ask you to leave."

Idk who Peter is but I would not trust him with a box of matches

 

[Alexander The Great]

Peter Ethanol takes a seat on the couch, "This a nice couch."

@Jake
alexander samagon in parallel dimension

 

[Jake]

@Jake
alexander samagon in parallel dimension

Hmmm. nice couch.

 

[Tinbe]

[LOOC] Kalani Kauhane: Holy shit it's brian vortigriffin
[PM] S17:SDR-2.HUNTER-5 -> Kalani Kauhane: if you say that ever again i'm throwing you off a cliff
[PM] S17:SDR-2.HUNTER-5 -> Kalani Kauhane: in gmod

 

[Thood74]

[LOOC] Kalani Kauhane: Holy shit it's brian vortigriffin
[PM] S17:SDR-2.HUNTER-5 -> Kalani Kauhane: if you say that ever again i'm throwing you off a cliff
[PM] S17:SDR-2.HUNTER-5 -> Kalani Kauhane: in gmod

Why'd he add the last part seems perfectly reasonable either way

 

[Blitz0012]

 

[Alexander The Great]

Hmmm. nice couch.

 

[Zarail]

[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: Let me know when you are ready.
[PM] Henry Bentham -> [SA] Laura: what
[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: Wrong Henry, sorry.
[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: Let me know when you are ready.
[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: FUCK
[PM] Henry Bentham -> [SA] Laura: LMAO

@Laura

 

[Laura]

[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: Let me know when you are ready.
[PM] Henry Bentham -> [SA] Laura: what
[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: Wrong Henry, sorry.
[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: Let me know when you are ready.
[PM] [SA] Laura -> Henry Bentham: FUCK
[PM] Henry Bentham -> [SA] Laura: LMAO

@Laura

Instead of /pm Ben going to Dr. Ben Geffen M.D.
It goes to fucking Henry Bentham

 

[Zarail]

Instead of /pm Ben going to Dr. Ben Geffen M.D.
It goes to fucking Henry Bentham

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

[Northgate]

CPT Eric Marshall radios on AF Comms: "We've got a uhh- Non-cooperative homeless individual.. Attempting pacific-"


The homeless individual in question:

 

[DormNes]

Instead of /pm Ben going to Dr. Ben Geffen M.D.
It goes to fucking Henry Bentham

evil, truly and utterly evil, who would dare call themselves that.

 

[bilack]

 

[contained postal dude]

Would have been funny if someone said to me "It's what? Over."

 

[Anthrax_PL]

 

[Oswald]

thats me! [A-4]

 

[Northgate]

Stan Shrew says "Well, aside from losing my entire property portfolio overnight, I also lost my business partner, my brother Kyle."
Abdul Hakeem Al-Saladin says "Damn... Thats rough buddy."
Abdul Hakeem Al-Saladin says "So, twenty bucks, does that sound fair?"



COMBINE KILL MY FRIEND AND FAMILY...

the civil service welfare officer in question: @Amiro

 

[DormNes]

Stan Shrew says "Well, aside from losing my entire property portfolio overnight, I also lost my business partner, my brother Kyle."
Abdul Hakeem Al-Saladin says "Damn... Thats rough buddy."
Abdul Hakeem Al-Saladin says "So, twenty bucks, does that sound fair?"



COMBINE KILL MY FRIEND AND FAMILY...

the civil service welfare officer in question: @Amiro

i just watched that, hilarious shit, BUT 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

 

[Anthrax_PL]

average conversation between a german ( @Anti-tankspy ) and an englishman

Lukas Weiland says "Man, Arthur."
Lukas Weiland says "We really need to get some suits."
Lukas Weiland says "- what? I am hungry."

Arthur Eastgate says "Fuckin' Christ.."

Lukas Weiland says "What's your problem? I just came here for a meal."

Arthur Eastgate says "You make me nervous every time I'm around you."

Lukas Weiland says "Yes, I do know you get nervous around big burly men."
Lukas Weiland says "And, like I said, your preferences are perfectly respectable. I'm an open minded guy."

Arthur Eastgate says "If you are *big* and *burly*, I'm Arnold fucking Schwarzan-egger."

Lukas Weiland says "You're not Austrian, you're British."
Lukas Weiland says "Which makes things considerably worse, but that's fine by me."

Arthur Eastgate says "You look like the brother of that failed fuckin' painter who blamed it on the Jews."

Lukas Weiland says "I don't think he had a brother."

Arthur Eastgate says "*Long-lost*."

Lukas Weiland says "That's a nice compliment, though. I appreciate you attempting to indirectly call me a Nazi."

Arthur Eastgate says "Fine, you're a Nazi."

Lukas Weiland says "If I'm a Nazi, Arthur, then I should shoot you for being a homosexual."
Lukas Weiland says "You did ask me to suck you off like five minutes ago, afterall."

Arthur Eastgate says "..I'm not fucking gay Weiland."