Hunt Down Freeman

[doolettiboi]

why do they call him the captain if he's only a sgt mitchel (in the flesh [or rather his remains])

 

[Blackquill]

why do they call him the captain if he's only a sgt mitchel (in the flesh [or rather his remains])

Because IHE doesn't understand why it's such an important thing

 

[Akula]

TO ME, THE CAPTAIN WAS A GOD

I feel your pain......but one kindness....isn't enough to erase all the sins.....
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why do they call him the captain if he's only a sgt mitchel (in the flesh [or rather his remains])

I mean honestly I wouldn't doubt SERGEANT MITCHELL just promoted himself to captain in his quest to find THE FREEMAN

 

[Isuckatgaming]

why do they call him the captain if he's only a sgt mitchel (in the flesh [or rather his remains])

the captain is a god and the sergeant is his prophet

 

[Ond]

god imagine if they got some fucking chad to voice freeman for the inevitable encounter between edgyscarsoldierguy and freeman

 

[Akula]

god imagine if they got some fucking chad to voice freeman for the inevitable encounter between edgyscarsoldierguy and freeman

put me in contact with the devs mate I'll whip up some ripper lines

 

[Rabid]

TO ME, THE CAPTAIN WAS A GOD

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH IN THE WAR.

WHAT THE.... CAPTAIN.... WENT THROUGH.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

god imagine if they got some fucking chad to voice freeman for the inevitable encounter between edgyscarsoldierguy and freeman

fucking freechad

GET OUT OF MY MILITARY OPERATION

CAPTAIN WHERE ARE MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Rabid]

fucking freechad

GET OUT OF MY MILITARY OPERATION

CAPTAIN WHERE ARE MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I SURE CAN'T WAIT TO WIN THE SEVEN HOUR WAR BECAUSE THE SYNTHS CAN'T GET PAST THE FUCKING MAP GEOMETRY AND SPAZ OUT

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I SURE CAN'T WAIT TO WIN THE SEVEN HOUR WAR BECAUSE THE SYNTHS CAN'T GET PAST THE FUCKING MAP GEOMETRY AND SPAZ OUT

who would win:

an extremely versatile game engine that's been used in games for years

vs

one upscale model boi

 

[Ond]

put me in contact with the devs mate I'll whip up some ripper lines

mid fight with freeman when he says this

"Many objects have entered your mother's vaginal cavity and affected its size and shape, that doesn't necessarily mean giant flubbery african american phalli are responsible for it gaping so, your birthing for example had quite an effect, also the very large dildos she is fond of.

If you wish to discuss the logic of this further please continue to use your mother's vagina as an analogy since this is the wavelength we are on now."

god i wish something like this would somehow be shoehorned into it

what if, in the end, it all turns out to be a joke and the game takes a radical 180

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

 

[Akula]

"Many objects have entered your mother's vaginal cavity and affected its size and shape, that doesn't necessarily mean giant flubbery african american phalli are responsible for it gaping so, your birthing for example had quite an effect, also the very large dildos she is fond of.

If you wish to discuss the logic of this further please continue to use your mother's vagina as an analogy since this is the wavelength we are on now."

brb recording

 

[Ond]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

hunt down the freeman: the video game that was memed to death

 

[Isuckatgaming]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

holy shit

what is that

and why does it look like something from a bad wolfenstein imitation

 

[Mancom37]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

It looks like he had a fucking trenchcoat but the dev had to cut it a bit just to not look too edgy

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

holy shit

what is that

and why does it look like something from a bad wolfenstein imitation

It's Sergeant 'In the Flesh' Mitchell (or rather his remains), from the Hunt The Freeman™ Demo®.

 

[Ond]

they got the same guy from hatred but told him to slick back his hair and trim his trenchcoat a tad

 

[Isuckatgaming]

to not look too edgy

nothing is too edgy for hunt down the freemason deluxe collector's edition II: Revengance & Knuckles

featuring Dante from the DMC series

It's Sergeant 'In the Flesh' Mitchell (or rather his remains), from the Hunt The Freeman™ Demo®.

it somehow seems even worse than his HECU model

 

[Mancom37]

nothing is too edgy for hunt down the freemason deluxe collector's edition II: Revengance & Knuckles

featuring Dante from the DMC series



it somehow seems even worse than his HECU model

"Eh eh ... He kills people with a crowbar ? I kill them with just my finger "