My school has a school store in which I work and you can pay for real money for food and “fake” school money for pens and shit even skip line at lunch (you earned via being a good teachers pet or snitch) We sell everything for $1 so while working there You’d expect I’d be calm, it’s not...
After I finish my 3rd period I need to rush to the school store as there is a 15 people line of basically zombies smashing on the windows. You set up the store etc. I work with 2 people that help me, so after I open the place they pour in in lines, the most annoying fucking shit is when they are talking on their phone or their friends and not even paying attention, so I tend to look for the older or more smashed chips I can find and the warmest drink.
But you do get some good gossip out of it, since working at the school store I manage to know almost everyone love affairs and drama,
Pretty much the bartender of the school, even so when someone orders a drink they begin telling me some deep shit like “ I found X doing Y with Z” of course I have the bartender secrets on those, you never tell it to others, unless they are actual dicks.
Altough the school store works as a center of information, need a party advertize? We got
It. How to bypass school firewall? We got the news, need some weed? It’s bad for you but I know a few guys. So yeah of course we don’t give information to anyone they have to be trusted or known and of course none to the staff or teachers.
Moving on, Sometime I see kids who forgot to get lunch because of homework or simply the line was too long so I try to give em skip lunch passes and sometime some old lays chips we can’t sell even if we shouldn’t. And I gotta admit I stole some chips but max 5 a year, I pay my stuff (mostly because the money goes to my field trips so I’m actually just investing it with a bonus of food)
We also sell popcorn and cup noodles! However we have to microwave em (yes we know you can’t microwave cup noddles, but we do it anyways,
Money is money) anyways once I added a really spicy sauce to a known bully cup noodle, needless to say he had to shit horribly, of course no one knows why it was spicy or who did (except my co-workers)
And yeah that was pretty much the interesting parts of the school store, the school hate us because we take all their money yay.
