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someone tried to steal a lemur once so i had to tackle them

then when I got the lemur back it broke my glasses

idk why i bother
 
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someone tried to steal a lemur once so i had to tackle them

then when I got the lemur back it broke my glasses

idk why i bother
One, who the fuck tries to steal a Lemur? Two was this chester zoo, its close enough to Crack head city, that makes me believe it could and most likely happen
 

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One, who the fuck tries to steal a Lemur? Two was this chester zoo, its close enough to Crack head city, that makes me believe it could and most likely happen
nah colchesyer
 
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@Thood74 tell em the McDonalds pickle burger story
1. Work fast food
2. Politely disagree with someone yelling with you
3. Replace all toppings on a burger takeaway order with an absurd amount of pickles
4. Pay the difference with my own money, charge them regular amount

This earnt me nothing but a single post on a fast thread and lost me a small amount of money
 

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other than yknow

Colchester
I haven't seen that many crackhead videos from there tho tbf, not as many from like Newcastle, Newcastle the shitter one, Liverpool ,stoke, etc
 

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when i was in basic I'd go to the jew service on sundays because they served that bread stuff they eat and grape juice, christian service was pretty shit in comparison

i also stole a yarmulke and wore it around the squadbay before lights with a few friends, everyone thought we were jewish but we were just bored and dicking around

sorry religious people of nebulous
 
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when i was in basic I'd go to the jew service on sundays because they served that bread stuff they eat and grape juice, christian service was pretty shit in comparison

i also stole a yarmulke and wore it around the squadbay before lights with a few friends, everyone thought we were jewish but we were just bored and dicking around

sorry religious people of nebulous
-calls mossad-
'MaelRadecs'
-closes phone mysteriously-
 
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when i was in basic I'd go to the jew service on sundays because they served that bread stuff they eat and grape juice, christian service was pretty shit in comparison

i also stole a yarmulke and wore it around the squadbay before lights with a few friends, everyone thought we were jewish but we were just bored and dicking around

sorry religious people of nebulous
what were you doing with the yarmulke

just wearing it or
 
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am i a goody two shoes i think the worst i've done is take covid leave w/o covid back in the early days cause i was wary of a relative's deprecating health and i was p unsure of the virus back then

ive harmed myself a lot on jobs by running myself over with pallets and loads of heavy shit and mail or something, but i've never like fucked with someones prescriptions or threw out mail cause i cou;ldn't be bothered or something

i worked at a grocery store, then a pharmacy, then in the mail im trying to remember if i did something fucked up intentionally

you guys all SUCK.
 
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am i a goody two shoes i think the worst i've done is take covid leave w/o covid back in the early days cause i was wary of a relative's deprecating health and i was p unsure of the virus back then

ive harmed myself a lot on jobs by running myself over with pallets and loads of heavy shit and mail or something, but i've never like fucked with someones prescriptions or threw out mail cause i cou;ldn't be bothered or something

i worked at a grocery store, then a pharmacy, then in the mail im trying to remember if i did something fucked up intentionally

you guys all SUCK.

back in the cagey, wagey.
 
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what were you doing with the yarmulke

just wearing it or
yeah just wearing it, we'd have a few minutes of prayer time so we'd just gather in a circle to talk about shit while others got in their own prayer groups

im not religious personally so i just went from service to service to see what it was like and the jewish one was the best because it was a long walk there and back so we had a small detail of friends that'd go with us

only issue was when one dude started reading in hebrew and i had no clue what he was saying
 
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yeah just wearing it, we'd have a few minutes of prayer time so we'd just gather in a circle to talk about shit while others got in their own prayer groups

im not religious personally so i just went from service to service to see what it was like and the jewish one was the best because it was a long walk there and back so we had a small detail of friends that'd go with us

only issue was when one dude started reading in hebrew and i had no clue what he was saying

so you larped.

you are a larper.
 

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the worst ive ever done is take ages """finding""" something in the stock room after 2 notorious customers were arsey with me
 
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when i was in basic I'd go to the jew service on sundays because they served that bread stuff they eat and grape juice, christian service was pretty shit in comparison

i also stole a yarmulke and wore it around the squadbay before lights with a few friends, everyone thought we were jewish but we were just bored and dicking around

sorry religious people of nebulous
jb is turning in his grave
 
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work pods have BBC news somehow so I just search up old and interesting articles and read them sometimes so I look busy with a work pod