Serious LGBT Thread

[Clokr]

thought my town was progressive until i encountered the largest gathering of people ive ever seen (in my town) all wearing MAGA gear and holding thin blue line flags
they were also throwing eggs at cars that did not honk to affirm their signs, and the police sat and watched.

EPIC.

E G G

 

[Zombine]

new pillow: acquired

reminder that a good pillow goes a long way

 

[Clokr]

new pillow: acquired

reminder that a good pillow goes a long way

Sorry what was that? I can’t hear you over my chronic back pain

 

[Deleted member 442]

Sorry what was that? I can’t hear you over my chronic back pain

you should let a sleezy man with a suspiciously placed massage table in their house have a go at your back.

 

[Clokr]

you should let a sleezy man with a suspiciously placed massage table in their house have a go at your back.

Just bend me over and break me like a glow stick fam

 

[PilotBland]

im not gay

 

[Clokr]

im not gay

Give it enough time and we’ll make you so efficient at suckin dick you’d be able to suck a watermelon through a keyhole

 

[Tinbe]

Give it enough time and we’ll make you so efficient at suckin dick you’d be able to suck a watermelon through a keyhole

That's uhh, an interesting ramp-up from the more typical "golf ball through a garden hose" turn of phrase.

 

[Zombine]

im not gay

you forgot the rest of the phrase: "but $20 is $20"?

 

[Cindy]

m'gays

 

[Pict]

I realise how much of a Cat I am for recieving headpats,aaaaaah

 

[bubblegum]

Tfw no lesbian surfer gf

 

[PilotBland]

tfw no euro bf

 

[Clokr]

Tfw no partner to cuddle and smooch

 

[constantdisplay]

tfw no platonic cuddle buddy

 

[ButtonLip]

 

[hbag]

i just want a girl to cuddle me and also do things i cant describe here to me

 

[Chezburger]

i just want a girl to cuddle me and also do things i cant describe here to me

 

[Clokr]

i just want a girl to cuddle me and also do things i cant describe here to me

Girl? The fuck is a girl?

 

[Deleted member 442]

y'all ain't got sn*ggles??