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THATS the thing yurrie

all the affordable houses are literally old farmer houses that are made of asbestos and fucking glue from 70 years ago that some retired ww2 partisan hand built and theyre all fucking wonky and 50 square meters, ones in the last 3 decades are all 150k plus, and idk about you but im not living in gopnik territory on the outskirts of my city where i get robbed by šile žarkovski every day on my way to (job) and encounter 8 crackheads at the bus stop

born to shit forced to wipe man looks like im gonna have to live in some shitty commie block apartment
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swim to the nearest landmass and just pretend that you've always lived there for your entire life
 
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Yurrie said:
macedonia really is the worst place on earth, you cant even fish
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well you cant fish without being shot by an incel/cop/gangstalker in the united states of piss either

well we cant fish without a permit

why cant we just fish? its not like people will go out and depopulate their local lake a permit wont make a difference its just annoying i just want to fish
 
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we can't fish in the uk either
we need a "fishing" license
when you finally get it and you begin to fish some gammon coloured people shouting at you for "destroying the country's fishing industry"
 
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well you cant fish without being shot by an incel/cop/gangstalker in the united states of piss either

well we cant fish without a permit

why cant we just fish? its not like people will go out and depopulate their local lake a permit wont make a difference its just annoying i just want to fish
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first time ive ever heard of a "fishing permit" being required to have to fish. just go out and fish who's gonna stop you. the fish police?
 
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Yurrie said:
first time ive ever heard of a "fishing permit" being required to have to fish. just go out and fish who's gonna stop you. the fish police?
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the regular police might

but i'd like to see them try when i fish at night, naked, no lights. they wont stop me i'll just swim away
 
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Yurrie said:
first time ive ever heard of a "fishing permit" being required to have to fish. just go out and fish who's gonna stop you. the fish police?
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uk: "oi m8 wheres your fishing loicense?"
"ain't got one m8?" *stab noises
america: "put the fishing rod down!"
"he's got a cod!" *gunshot sounds*
"ah shit i thought this automatic was my tazer!"
 
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Postal said:
uk: "oi m8 wheres your fishing loicense?"
"ain't got one m8?" *stab noises
america: "put the fishing rod down!"
"he's got a cod!" *gunshot sounds*
"ah shit i thought this automatic was my tazer!"
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Meanwhile, in Denmark:

>Own fishing rod
>Go down to the local river to fish
>No one bothers you because you're literally just fishing
>Don't catch anything for 2 hours
>Leave

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i used to think I was gay turns out I just didn't know how to get girls
 
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went on a fishing trip with my dad once and all i remember was i lost a cool beanie in the ocean after the wind pushed it off my head. still miss that shit gulf of mexico owes me a new beanie
 
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