Resident Evil Village - Gameplay Reveal & Discussion

[Deleted member 7099]

only came onto this thread to pay tribute to this post again its incredible
there's a certain art to a true schizopost that someone merely pretending could not achieve, an apex no standard gamer can thread

thank you. that might just be because im being genuine

 

[>observer_]

only came onto this thread to pay tribute to this post again its incredible
there's a certain art to a true schizopost that someone merely pretending could not achieve, an apex no standard gamer can thread

wow it's almost like non euro-centric perspectives exist in the world

 

[walgreens]

wow it's almost like non euro-centric perspectives exist in the world

what did he mean by this

 

[jerry]

sexuality is a myth and everyone who feels attraction is experiencing mass placebo
there's a reason buddhism teaches against feeling that shit
free yourself of the myth and find true love beyond the chains of body. the mind is far more powerful than any genital or engorged method of feeding the young.

i keep coming back to this thread to remind myself this:

yurrie looked at a wikipedia article at 4 am becoming an 'expert' ride the kali yuga with me bro on an obscure buddhist sect whose name she didn't remember when she woke up at 11 am, and decided to post it here just after waking up.

everything on my guide checks out here, guys.

 

[Deleted member 7099]

i keep coming back to this thread to remind myself this:

yurrie looked at a wikipedia article at 4 am becoming an 'expert' ride the kali yuga with me bro on an obscure buddhist sect whose name she didn't remember when she woke up at 11 am, and decided to post it here just after waking up.

everything on my guide checks out here, guys.

this schizo bullshit isnt funny anymore. it got a bit stale around the 9,000,000th time one of you copy paste fucks said it. get an original joke.

 

[jerry]

this schizo bullshit isnt funny anymore. it got a bit stale around the 9,000,000th time one of you copy paste fucks said it. get an original joke.

i never said schizoposting was bad, coming from someone with it

"to post or not to post, that is the question."

 

[Blackquill]

talk about fucking resident evil or shut up

 

[jerry]

anyways; cant wait for the game tho, looks p cool

 

['77 East]

 

[john]

i havent played any resident evil games beyond re:5 when i was a wee lad but i might play this one

 

[Rabid]

 

[Rabid]

So the IGN preview just confirmed Lady Dimetrescu/her daughters hunt you through the castle in real time at several points like Mr. X did in the RE2 remake.

 

[fofa]

 

[john]

 

[jb]

On god couldnt feel scared in the castle due to lady dimetrescu's fat fucking milkers

 

[Ricsow]

I’ve heard the game isn‘t that scary because people said that Resident Evil 7 was too scary.

Like what the fuck are people buying horror games for if they don‘t want to be spooked

 

[MaXenzie]

I’ve heard the game isn‘t that scary because people said that Resident Evil 7 was too scary.

Like what the fuck are people buying horror games for if they don‘t want to be spooked

yeah for some reason re8 is a action thriller instead of a horror game

 

[Ricsow]

yeah for some reason re8 is a action thriller instead of a horror game

The scariest part of the game is how much fucking back pain the big vampire woman probably has. Like damn, she‘s like 7'0 tall AND has tits that probably weigh 30 tons each. How does her spine not break in half?

 

[MaXenzie]

honestly my gripe with the game is the complete departure from zombies

vampires and werewolves and dolls and homeless men but not a single zombie

wtf

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

honestly my gripe with the game is the complete departure from zombies

vampires and werewolves and dolls and homeless men but not a single zombie

wtf

To be fair there wasn't zombies in 7, it was molded