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a teacher came in drunk for like a week straight once
but apparently he was really good at appearing sober and he was only eventually caught because he reeked of alcohol one day

that's it for me
 

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The night train back from work. You look at the passengers around you. A man covered head to toe in mechanical body modifications sits to your left, fiddling with a display set into the flesh on his forearm. To your right, an anxious extraterrestrial, its antennae curled back in discomfort at the heavy scent of humanity filling the air. Across the aisle, a wide-eyed child of indeterminate gender watches intensely as the sleek blue android next to them polishes its own detached leg. And holding the child's hand, an old woman, modestly dressed with an unaltered figure, appearing, in general, out of place in her surroundings. She peers straight ahead at nothing in particular, her face fixed in an expression of longing. You put on your headphones.
 
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I remember the first day of class in September a Turkish dude named Ahmet came with a 1L Bottle of vodka and started drinking it like it was normal in front of the teacher

also, I was in an art school and most of the time during lunch break there was like a kind of forest behind the school and teachers / educators were regrouping there smoking bud and eventually taking hard drugs lmao
I think the worst happened was in the school next to mine, during a "spiritual" trip a gangbang occurred with 6 males and a 16 y/o girl that was 100% consent
it was in the newspaper lmao : http://www.lavenir.net/cnt/DMF20140503_00470935
that school is considered the most prestigious of belgium
 

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I remember the time 9th graders in my school had a group fight with transgenders lmao
 

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We had a bomb threat at my school once.
I remember the first day of class in September a Turkish dude named Ahmet came with a 1L Bottle of vodka and started drinking it like it was normal in front of the teacher

also, I was in an art school and most of the time during lunch break there was like a kind of forest behind the school and teachers / educators were regrouping there smoking bud and eventually taking hard drugs lmao
I think the worst happened was in the school next to mine, during a "spiritual" trip a gangbang occurred with 6 males and a 16 y/o girl that was 100% consent
it was in the newspaper lmao : http://www.lavenir.net/cnt/DMF20140503_00470935
that school is considered the most prestigious of belgium
im genuinely surprised at how much of that article I can understand.
 
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worst ive ever seen is a girl with cat ears and cat paws meow at me

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I remember the first day of class in September a Turkish dude named Ahmet came with a 1L Bottle of vodka and started drinking it like it was normal in front of the teacher

also, I was in an art school and most of the time during lunch break there was like a kind of forest behind the school and teachers / educators were regrouping there smoking bud and eventually taking hard drugs lmao
I think the worst happened was in the school next to mine, during a "spiritual" trip a gangbang occurred with 6 males and a 16 y/o girl that was 100% consent
it was in the newspaper lmao : http://www.lavenir.net/cnt/DMF20140503_00470935
that school is considered the most prestigious of belgium

Why the fuck did students get expelled for consenting sexual relations??
That is genuinely the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
 
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yesterday there was a massive escape, maybe 100 students escaped from school, teachers couldn't take it, they kept patrolling in the school to caught the people who are ordering food from outside and people who escaped from school, just gonna tell it from my perspective:

Our classes just ended, we started running and while running I lost my friends, I was like "I'll escape and wait them there" I saw them climbing but I was far away, I saw a group of people running, security kept yelling and chasing, when the security and teachers were chasing them, I climbed out and security saw me, started chasing me but I ran away. We went to a store and bought cheap food (çiğköfte idk the english of it) then we returned, we checked the school for teachers and security climbing back in, we saw teachers and we were planning to where to get into, suddenly principal came out of the school with his car, we started running yet he chased us with car and caught us. He wrote our names and told us to get back into school, as we did, security tried to stop us and wanted to yell like "why are you escaping" but my friends just yelled and we kept walking but teacher stopped us and took our name once again. that was yesterday nothing happened yet so I think they forgot us, but today we couldn't escape from school for the first time this year, 15 teachers maybe, only a group achieved running which is pretty much 15 students. Today was hardcore...
 
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I once wrote "cunt" on the side of my school wall in Ribena when I was young.

I got suspended
 

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I once wrote "cunt" on the side of my school in Ribena when I was young.

I got suspended
once I wrote every porn category I could think of on my desk, no one knew it was me other then my buddy, perfect crime.

Edit: I changed the desk with someone else's desk