shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Bronn]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Spungey]

Never. Ever. Fucking drink the juice from the glow stick. That is the most forbidden of all the forbidden snacks. A glow stick exploded in my mouth 17 years ago at the skating rink and I can still taste that god awful, radioactive smelling, cat piss looking, cum textured concoction.It's like manually expressing the anal glands of a mid 1980's office printer then guzzling its leakage down with a couple shots of purple Fabuloso floor cleaner. One day I will get incurable cancer and my doctor's will be all like "The alcohol and tobacco and microwaved food" and I'll be like Nope, it was the fucking glow stick when I was 1

 

[Aleks]

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[FMDev]

 

[Bronn]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

no please stop

 

[Spungey]

 

[Jaf]

I suddenly feel better about myself, couldn't tell you why.

 

[DoubleD]

 

[Rabid]

:(

 

[*honk honk*]

i unironically think the people that were last online for that long died in a car crash

 

[DoubleD]

yoteslaya (Last Online 5 years 3 months ago..)

 

[cns - he/him/his]

One time I was playing Halo: Reach and some like ghetto black dudes friended me and invited me into their lobby. I was a little kid and they tricked me into going onto Redtube telling me it was some site to get cool Halo shit. Just before I left that party I heard them laughing and Iw as super embarrassed. It was my first time seeing a porn site.

 

[Rabid]

The generation change between the Xbox 360/PS3 was probs the one that hit me hardest on my friends list and all the people I'd met through Halo 3. Shit sucks, I haven't spoken to most of them in eight or nine years at this point when I'd play with them daily and spend all night after school doing custom matches.

I wish I had the clip saved from Halo 3 (maybe I do actually) playing zombies on Sandtrap when one of my friends managed to snipe a lunging zombie in the head right before it killed me from across the map over one of my guys shoulders.

Was the sickest fucking shot I've seen to date.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

The generation change between the Xbox 360/PS3 was probs the one that hit me hardest on my friends list and all the people I'd met through Halo 3. Shit sucks, I haven't spoken to most of them in eight or nine years at this point when I'd play with them daily and spend all night after school doing custom matches.

I wish I had the clip saved from Halo 3 (maybe I do actually) playing zombies in Sandtrap when one of my friends managed to snipe a lunging zombie in the head right before it killed me from across the map over one of my guys shoulders.

Was the fucking sickest shot I've seen to date.

mfw the IRL friends i never could get enough of playing with have moved on to other things or games after 10 years of shenanigans

mfw I haven't seen most of them in 4, maybe 5 years, and others in 3.

Others too have slipped through the cracks due to not having an online presence and being too busy with work or studies

FEELS REAL BAD MAN

 

[Deleted member 332]

Looked up 'Blackpool postcard' to see if they'd found a way to make my town look nice

http://rubbishseaside.com/gallery/

>Born in one of the wealthiest countries on earth
>Born in one of the poorest places in said country
>Entire town is basically a grey concrete crackden
>Every kid in my neighbourhood has fetal alcohol syndrome
>Everybody over the age of 40 looks like they've been poured into their clothes
>Not enough money to leave

Guys I think I'm going full doomer

 

[tera]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

Halo 3 zombies on that foundary map where it was made like the Nazi zombies map, best shit

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are two different perspectives of the same event.