time for an original story telling format
>be le me
>going on first overseas trip to frogland to go to honhon university to learn baggutespeak
>go to Melbourne International
>Federal Police everywhere, Tactical Response Group (Our swat basically) chillin around
>go to customs
>"alright cunt remove your shoes, turn out yer bag and turn out your pockets"
>literally go through more security than the military base in my town
>show passport to customs cunt, who spends like 5 minutes papers pleasing
>finally get on flight
>get to Chaules De Gaulle aiport after a 24hr flight
>go to french customs
>"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh do yew 'ave un passporrrrrrrrrt"
>"yeah mate"
>"oki bienvennue francais"
I wonder why