okay but listen to this fucking gold- gonna use cringe text because it's easy to tell stories with
>die on hippiestation
>go to /tg/
>be station engineer because it's the best fucking job
>sigh because as usual round is slow and boring compared to hippie
>steal comms board from tech 'just in case'
>no captain yet
>break into caps office and steal the spare I'd
>success
>ai tries to stop me and trap me, but fails
>make flamethrower 'just in case
>cap arrives
>small hull breaches, but fixable
>meaty ores
>captain calls the shuttle only because of fucking meaty ores
>what the fuck
>build comms console in engie maint, recall shuttle and announce how fucking dumb that is
>get ignored, five minutes later the shuttle is called
>"we need to dock for repairs"
>WHAT THE FUCK
>move my personal comms console deeper in engie maint, into the secret kitchen area
>cut all wires when bolts are down
>recall the shuttle, tell the command staff they're fucking dumb and are fully capable of repairing the damage, considering there were 3 engieborgs
>they call again for the same reason, I recall
>theyrepissed.jpeg
>an engieborg finds my cut and bolted door, calls the HoS, shitcurity, and Captain over
>open the fridge that's placed in front of door and prepare flamethrower, announce
>"Come in and die" as a threat
>engieborg busts down door and HoS comes in a firing
>you won't take me alive
>fire the flamethrower
>borg and HoS catch on fire, borg dies
>HoS fights on like a cunt, shooting me while on fire
>I die with a smile
>he runs out of the room, still on fire before falling and dying
>I watch in ghost like a child getting fucking candy
>cap trails behind, sees the scene and moves to the next room
>apparently there was a bomb, and the cap and the HoS's body all fucking explode
>dayban
>don't even care because that was fucking amazing
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really well made and fucking gold, love this shit
a god amongst men