Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Deleted member 374]

playing on nebulous

either put forth some ideas for improvement or just leave

 

[scrumpy]

Inhaling a small BB ball using my nose. It didn't went good, but i didn't need to have my nose amputated, so i can consider myself lucky.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

my dad put his credit card into my xbox

i didnt know what money was and i used his entire bank balance on xbox live points

it was a good few weeks until he realised he had no fucking money left at all and by that point i'd spent all the dosh

e: i was like 6-7 fyi

 

[scrumpy]

my dad put his credit card into my xbox

i didnt know what money was and i used his entire bank balance on xbox live points

it was a good few weeks until he realised he had no fucking money left at all and by that point i'd spent all the dosh

e: i was like 6-7 fyi

Did your dad found out about this horrbile "accident" ?

 

[Silly Pillow]

my dad put his credit card into my xbox

i didnt know what money was and i used his entire bank balance on xbox live points

it was a good few weeks until he realised he had no fucking money left at all and by that point i'd spent all the dosh

e: i was like 6-7 fyi

I'm fucking jealous of you if you got out of that without a beating

 

[Ond]

my dad put his credit card into my xbox

i didnt know what money was and i used his entire bank balance on xbox live points

it was a good few weeks until he realised he had no fucking money left at all and by that point i'd spent all the dosh

e: i was like 6-7 fyi

Did your parents not tell you what money was and how you earned it until you were like 12 or something?

 

[TheInnkeeper]

Did your parents not tell you what money was and how you earned it until you were like 12 or something?

no like

i thought they had infinite money

i learned on that day dw
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I'm fucking jealous of you if you got out of that without a beating

and no

no i didnt

 

[abcdefg]

I'm fucking jealous of you if you got out of that without a beating

Maybe in Sweden

 

[Spirit]

Did a choke slam on a kid in pre-school and nearly got expelled.

 

[Silly Pillow]

Maybe in Sweden

and no

no i didnt

 

[ruben slikk]

my dad put his credit card into my xbox

i didnt know what money was and i used his entire bank balance on xbox live points

it was a good few weeks until he realised he had no fucking money left at all and by that point i'd spent all the dosh

e: i was like 6-7 fyi

reminds me of when i bought 40 euros worth of habbo hotel credits with my dads credit card and he beat the living shit out of me with a belt that i didnt go to school for the next two days so the marks wouldnt be seen

 

[abcdefg]

you fucking retard

I meant

HE WOULD'VE BEEN BEATEN IF HE WAS IN SWEDEN :^)

 

[Silly Pillow]

HE WOULD'VE BEEN BEATEN IF HE WAS IN SWEDEN :^)

you fucking retard

I'm fucking jealous of you if you got out of that without a beating

and no

no i didnt

 

[abcdefg]

Sorry guys I misread :(

I thought he meant he didn't get beaten.

Won't make mistakes like this again!

:steamhappy:

 

[cns - he/him/his]

reminds me of when i bought 40 euros worth of habbo hotel credits with my dads credit card and he beat the living shit out of me with a belt that i didnt go to school for the next two days so the marks wouldnt be seen

you get beaten anyway

 

[Maytree]

I used to shoplift silly putty when I was seven.
Somehow I didn't get caught.

When I was about eight, I was taking a writing test and the teacher told me to drink some water through the fountain near by outside of my class, I thought she meant to go to the middle of the school and drink it.

Went there and the guards thought I was escaping.

 

[Entora]

I stole like 10 tags off of the really expensive Webkinz @ a store when I was like 10 or 11 for fun

got some nice webkinz tho

 

[Hezzy]

ohhhh boy
I threw my shit on the siling in some random bathroom... Yeah and it stayed up there for a couple of days.

 

[Silly Pillow]

ohhhh boy
I threw my shit on the siling in some random bathroom... Yeah and it stayed up there for a couple of days.

wtf ew

 

[Ond]

ohhhh boy
I threw my shit on the siling in some random bathroom... Yeah and it stayed up there for a couple of days.

what the fuck is wrong with you