Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Adrenaline]

That doesn't count as getting pussy you know

That genuinely made me smile :ok:

 

[ruben slikk]

middle school was probably the stupidest/funnest years of my entire life up to this point


fondest memory is starting a massive food fight, using it as a distraction to climb out of the school fence and run away, school guards chased me to the city center til I got into a bus and waved at them out the back window :ok:

 

[2stronk]

oh man is this gonna turn into one of those psychopath contests again where the most socially awkward members of the community battle eachother over whos the biggest outcast

 

[ruben slikk]

oh man is this gonna turn into one of those psychopath contests again where the most socially awkward members of the community battle eachother over whos the biggest outcast

Stabbed a guy in the face

already did

 

[Dist]

At middle school there used to be a really big set of stairs. Me and my friends would challenge each other to jump all the way down from certain steps. Each time we'd have to top each other until someone chickens out. (If you jumped from the top, guaranteed broken ankles.) Sometimes we'd have to try to land on certain steps, so yeah this source of "entertainment" was the reason for many sprained ankles.

 

[SHODAN]

Alright, here is my contribution:

Arrived in Germany with my school on a MFL trip, had to listen to the hotel owner give us this massive lecture about why our security deposit was needed, and how we instantly lose it if we break anything in our hotel room. As soon as me and three of my mates got to our room, my fat ass flopped onto the wooden bed and snapped the frame in half. Ended up shoving my suitcase under the bed for the remainder of that trip....

On that same trip, I also wore my swimming trunks to the local pool, thinking it would save time. I stupidly forgot to bring any pants or trousers with me, and so when I got back on the bus I had to wear a towel and nothing else, due to the bus driver not allowing my wet trunks to be worn on the way home. Some dickhead thought it would be banter to forcibly remove my towel while walking back into the hotel.


I have never moved faster in the whole of my life.....:oops:

I also managed to fall down two flights of stairs. As in one flight, stood back up, and then fell down the bloody second flight :D ... don't ask.

 

[Dist]

Alright, here is my contribution:

Arrived in Germany with my school on a MFL trip, had to listen to the hotel owner give us this massive lecture about why our security deposit was needed, and how we instantly lose it if we break anything in our hotel room. As soon as me and three of my mates got to our room, my fat ass flopped onto the wooden bed and snapped the frame in half. Ended up shoving my suitcase under the bed for the remainder of that trip....

On that same trip, I also wore my swimming trunks to the local pool, thinking it would save time. I stupidly forgot to bring any pants or trousers with me, and so when I got back on the bus I had to wear a towel and nothing else, due to the bus driver not allowing my wet trunks to be worn on the way home. Some dickhead thought it would be banter to forcibly remove my towel while walking back into the hotel.


I have never moved faster in the whole of my life.....:oops:

Ahaha this reminds me of a high school trip to Italy. We were staying in a hostel and I got paired up with a friend and two lads from a year up. One night they took out a can of deodorant and a lighter and almost lit the balcony on fire with their make-shift flamethrower. A guest down by the bar to the right saw it and we got in huge shit even though it was only that one spastic.

E: We also had a water melon as a birthday cake down in the basement for someone's b-day. It was kinda racist but he was ok with it.

 

[SHODAN]

Ahaha this reminds me of a high school trip to Italy. We were staying in a hostel and I got paired up with a friend and two lads from a year up. One night they took out a can of deodorant and a lighter and almost lit the balcony on fire with their make-shift flamethrower. A guest down by the bar to the right saw it and we got in huge shit even though it was only that one spastic.

Ahaha...I had to have a really awkward conversation with the teachers when my 'friends' locked me outside on the balcony wearing nothing but my Y-fronts. Essentially what happened was they were holding the bathroom door shut, and so I had the bright idea of climbing out onto the balcony and getting in through there. My 'friends' heard me opening the window, and so opened the bathroom door and locked the window behind me. One of the teachers taking a break outside saw me standing in my underpants 30 mins later. :oops:

*Edit* I should explain I was taking a shower at the time*

 

[Expax]

go back to your country spastics

Irony

 

[Weeknder]

Left for dead was on sale on steam and I didnt have money. Decided to visit my cousin who has houses which are filled with students next to him. We climbed into their yards and decided to steal their crates filled with empty beer bottles so we could get some cash. We started taking out all the beer bottles and stole the empty crate. When we tried to return it it didnt work because the crate should have been full and we didnt know that. We went back to grab the bottles and the neigbhours came outside and tried to stop us we ignored him and kept on moving and he ran after us. He grabbed me by the arm and I just threw the bag with bottles against him and then ran away. Still havent bought left for dead.

 

[Cheeki Breeki]

Took a chair and putted it onto skateboard. Went to hospital after.

 

[anotherninja1]

Me and a friend went to a busy fucking main road and did that thing where you pretend to lift a rope or some shit onfront of an oncoming car.
A guy ended up falling for it screeching to a halt. He parked up and started looking around for us while we hid in some bushes.
fun times

 

[Twar]

Drugs

Me and my mates were out camping and stealing bins for chairs and paper to burn, one of my mates goes 'Jack hold this' and throws his bin box at me whilst running off, so I carry both and chat with the other lads, few minutes later the kid that ran off is running behind us with a kids trampoline

My mate snorted mkat in his maths GCSE practice exam, didn't get caught for a few months.

Me and my mate stuck pork luncheon meat to the PCs in our IT room only to have Ed Miliband visit that day, the room stank of shit, think i have a pic somewhere, will try to find it.

Some kid was running for youth mayor of our town so we ran around the school writing UKIP supporter and other things on his posters.

On my 16th birthday I had some mates over to drink, I thought that drinking was easy and downed a glass of vodka, I chucked up a lot of vomit.

Got caught a lot of times for drinking on this farm which was private property.

Went bald for the banta and dyed my hair pink.

 

[anotherninja1]

Me and my mate stuck pork luncheon meat to the PCs in our IT room only to have Ed Miliband visit that day, the room stank of shit, think i have a pic somewhere, will try to find it.

We also used to do shit like that in school. Y'know, jam pencils into the school PC disk trays for no apparent reason. Another time my mates were fucking around and I got pushed back onto a computer. I ended up sitting on the keyboard and snapping it :(:( :(

 

[Twar]

We also used to do shit like that in school. Y'know, jam pencils into the school PC disk trays for no apparent reason. Another time my mates were fucking around and I got pushed back onto a computer. I ended up sitting on the keyboard and snapping it :(:( :(

When my blackwidow chroma broke I didn't have the money to buy a new keyboard so I stole a dell keyboard from school, I have it in my spare room, was a good keyboard.

 

[Ond]

When my blackwidow chroma broke I didn't have the money to buy a new keyboard so I stole a dell keyboard from school, I have it in my spare room, was a good keyboard.

proletarian living

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

when I was in kindergarten i was sitting next to my overweight friend and I got mad at something purely from thinking about it too much
so I instantaneously twisted myself and punched this kid in the eye for literally no reason and gave him a black eye

and meanwhile present day I'm not even violent

 

[Zak]

I stopped giving a shit during high school, so I would skip classes regularly. The ones I didn't skip I slept through most of the time, and none of the teachers gave a shit because I aced all my tests without studying anyway. Never did any homework or anything either, so I ended up with a really low class rank but also getting commendations for being in the top 5% of people taking the SAT.

Some days I just couldn't be fucked going to school, so I'd show up for my first period TV broadcasting class and then walk out an unlocked side door and go home afterwards.

Because I never got into trouble and my test grades were high, people would ask me to carry drugs for them since literally none of the teachers ever suspected me of anything. Made a good bit of money doing that tbh.

Figured out the credentials for the computer monitoring software was literally " admin" "admin", so I'd remote desktop people's computers, including teachers. Used to search porn, unblock random websites, and plagiarize the fuck outta people's projects using it, all on other people's computers.

I also got the code to the school wide PA system which was hooked up to every phone in the building. Bought a used gen 1 ipod, taped it to the receiver of a phone in a maintenance closet, and blasted a song called "Molly Cyrus" over the entire school's loudspeaker system. If you've never heard it, that song includes such lyrical genius as "I just popped a Molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus", and "Imma put cocaine in her ass, Imma put my dick in her ass"

 

[Hanuko]

I stopped giving a shit during high school, so I would skip classes regularly. The ones I didn't skip I slept through most of the time, and none of the teachers gave a shit because I aced all my tests without studying anyway. Never did any homework or anything either, so I ended up with a really low class rank but also getting commendations for being in the top 5% of people taking the SAT.

Some days I just couldn't be fucked going to school, so I'd show up for my first period TV broadcasting class and then walk out an unlocked side door and go home afterwards.

Because I never got into trouble and my test grades were high, people would ask me to carry drugs for them since literally none of the teachers ever suspected me of anything. Made a good bit of money doing that tbh.

Figured out the credentials for the computer monitoring software was literally " admin" "admin", so I'd remote desktop people's computers, including teachers. Used to search porn, unblock random websites, and plagiarize the fuck outta people's projects using it, all on other people's computers.

I also got the code to the school wide PA system which was hooked up to every phone in the building. Bought a used gen 1 ipod, taped it to the receiver of a phone in a maintenance closet, and blasted a song called "Molly Cyrus" over the entire school's loudspeaker system. If you've never heard it, that song includes such lyrical genius as "I just popped a Molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus", and "Imma put cocaine in her ass, Imma put my dick in her ass"

this shows how good america's education system is

 

[Ond]

I stopped giving a shit during high school, so I would skip classes regularly. The ones I didn't skip I slept through most of the time, and none of the teachers gave a shit because I aced all my tests without studying anyway. Never did any homework or anything either, so I ended up with a really low class rank but also getting commendations for being in the top 5% of people taking the SAT.

Some days I just couldn't be fucked going to school, so I'd show up for my first period TV broadcasting class and then walk out an unlocked side door and go home afterwards.

Because I never got into trouble and my test grades were high, people would ask me to carry drugs for them since literally none of the teachers ever suspected me of anything. Made a good bit of money doing that tbh.

Figured out the credentials for the computer monitoring software was literally " admin" "admin", so I'd remote desktop people's computers, including teachers. Used to search porn, unblock random websites, and plagiarize the fuck outta people's projects using it, all on other people's computers.

I also got the code to the school wide PA system which was hooked up to every phone in the building. Bought a used gen 1 ipod, taped it to the receiver of a phone in a maintenance closet, and blasted a song called "Molly Cyrus" over the entire school's loudspeaker system. If you've never heard it, that song includes such lyrical genius as "I just popped a Molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus", and "Imma put cocaine in her ass, Imma put my dick in her ass"

proof or it didn't happen

i really want this to be true