Stupid shit you did as a kid

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Zak said:
Figured out the credentials for the computer monitoring software was literally " admin" "admin", so I'd remote desktop people's computers, including teachers. Used to search porn, unblock random websites, and plagiarize the fuck outta people's projects using it, all on other people's computers.
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And I thought some English schools were stupid.
 
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Squirrel said:
proof or it didn't happen

i really want this to be true
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Can't really prove much with physical evidence, but the PA code was *52338 and the side door was next to the weight room. I might be able to dig up some grade sheets to prove my test scores were 100s but my overall grade sucked
 
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Blackquill said:
And I thought some English schools were stupid.
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It was this hilarious disconnect between them having a bunch of web filters, proxy prevention software, desktop monitoring programs, network security, and so on... and all of it secured with the good old double admin.
 
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got myself drunk on whatever had the highest alcohol percentage in the spirits cabinet so I could have the courage to snapchat a girl I liked. much regret afterwards from the weird shit I sent her and the major hangover
[doublepost=1463412284][/doublepost]well I wasn't a kid, it was on Saturday
 
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someone put a copy of some shady russian version of halo 3 on the school network
playing halo 3 in class was fun
 
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afran said:
got myself drunk on whatever had the highest alcohol percentage in the spirits cabinet so I could have the courage to snapchat a girl I liked. much regret afterwards from the weird shit I sent her and the major hangover
[doublepost=1463412284][/doublepost]well I wasn't a kid, it was on Saturday
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dutch courage is a strange thing

aka it leads to over comitting


which isn't good

OT: broke into a storage room on accident with a couple of friends i dont even know how we managed to do it
 
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pretended to shoot my dad with a bb gun and pulled the trigger, it had a bullet it in it because i forgot i cocked it when i took out the mag and i shot him just below his eye lol
 
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harry said:
pretended to shoot my dad with a bb gun and pulled the trigger, it had a bullet it in it because i forgot i cocked it when i took out the mag and i shot him just below his eye lol
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just a prank dad
 
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second time visiting my family in new york, we went to the camp up by some lake upstate NY.
took the ATV out for a ride even though i've never driven one before and its a utility 800cc one, so it has a lot of power. i plowed down the shitty road and crashed into the side of a guys pickup truck, im 15 at this point so im fucking scared, so i just continue driving off.
i peek back and i see he's chasing me in the pickup and i've heard stories about fucking hillbillies so im just fucking outtie my :heyzeus:.
he eventually catches up on me and slings infront of me, so im just giving up. he grabs me by the helmet and tells me im a horseshit and who's gonna pay for that shit, and i'm like cowering in fear saying shit like i'm not even from this country and he eventually calms down probably because my accent gave it away pretty quickly and lets me go. then i notice a sticker on the bumper of his truck and its a fucking davids star. that's how i learned to respect jews.

i also got chased down two streets by a raccoon that jumped out of a sewage pipe in new jersey, that place is a fucking ghetto. im not even gonna lie, those were real :heyzeus: hours
 
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was on holiday and i made friends with a welsh family i met, was shooting one of them with a water gun before heading to the pool, as he was chasing me i turned around and ran full pelt into a cactus and got KNOCKED the fuck out, had swim goggles on so it didn't blind me but ouchie

wokish up remembering some random frenchie carrying me to my hotel apartment, wasn't fun
 
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tried to help my dad make a workbench, he held a piece of wood together and told me to get underneath and drill a hole through it, wasn't sure how far to go so I just went at it then I heard him scream, drilled a small hole through his hand
 
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harry said:
was on holiday and i made friends with a welsh family i met, was shooting one of them with a water gun before heading to the pool, as he was chasing me i turned around and ran full pelt into a cactus and got KNOCKED the fuck out, had swim goggles on so it didn't blind me but ouchie

wokish up remembering some random frenchie carrying me to my hotel apartment, wasn't fun
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remind me to wear eye protection whenever im chillin with u like the fuck
 
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