Stupid shit you did as a kid

[drpepper]

and then someone punched you for being an autistic sperg right

Yeah he punched me a few times, but I did most of it.

 

[Bradley]

Yeah he punched me a few times, but I did most of it.

Is it like how your dad does the most in your love life?

 

[Dalekfodder]

When I was a little kid I tried to run through a big glass wall, because I was so excited to go to the playground behind it I didnt see it

So I flew back just a little and glass wall was stronger than my head so I survived with a little bruise and lots of crying

 

[bad roleplayer]

when i was little some kid during recess used to punch me in the face every other day because he thought i was autistic

 

[Dallas]

oh man is this gonna turn into one of those psychopath contests again where the most socially awkward members of the community battle eachother over whos the biggest outcast

never forget challenge of death sex, the winner of the last thread

1. nazi salute in class
2. stabbed some cunt

there was a load more but it made amazing reading

 

[Zak]

never forget challenge of death sex, the winner of the last thread

1. nazi salute in class
2. stabbed some cunt

there was a load more but it made amazing reading

bridge jumper

 

[cns - he/him/his]

WASTING POLICE TIME IS A CRIME

 

[Silly Pillow]

WASTING POLICE TIME IS A CRIME

not in sweden :^)

(afaik)

 

[Dallas]

bridge jumper

 

[Lutic]

Threw a square thin bit of metal, trying to throw it over the fence. It hit the fence, bounced back and hit me in the face, cutting open the top part of my nose, still have a scar.

 

[scrubmcnoob]

Dad was using a scythe to cut the garden.
Says not to come near him
I run towards him and get fucking owned in the leg.
Got a nice juicy scar there now.

 

[wired]

Dad was using a scythe to cut the garden.
Says not to come near him
I run towards him and get fucking owned in the leg.
Got a nice juicy scar there now.

who cuts gardens with scythes, where do you live, in a kibbutz?

 

[Dallas]

who cuts gardens with scythes, where do you live a kibbutz?

he's Amish leave him alone wired

 

[jamEs]

a

 

[scrubmcnoob]

who cuts gardens with scythes, where do you live a kibbutz?

i never actually asked him, but probably because the garden was so weeded a weed whacker would of been fucked.

right below the kneecap

 

[gigi]

i was standing on a chair and fell off face first and tried to use my right arm as crash protection
worst part, imleft handed, so i couldnt even get outta writing

 

[Blackquill]

i was left handed, so i couldnt even get outta writing

I know that feeling bro.

tfw 90% of school is right handed

 

[jamEs]

a

 

[Bradley]

I know that feeling bro.

tfw 90% of school is right handed

The other 10% are possessed by the devil.

 

[Blackquill]

The other 10% are possessed by the devil.

you know too much