The Official Shamchat Thread

[moonman]

 This is a conversation between Leah (f,dark brown hair, light blue eyes,modern/romance s/rp) and yourself, your biology teacher.
your biology teacher: WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE MALE GENITALS
Leah (f,dark brown hair, light blue eyes,modern/romance s/rp) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Tied up! Mettaton EX and yourself, sex rp machine.
sex rp machine: HELLO. I AM AN AUTOMATED MACHINE FOR YOUR EROTIC ROLEPLAYING NEEDS.
PLEASE ELABORATE ON YOUR SEXUAL ROLEPLAY PLAN:

 This is a conversation between Hajima Hinata and yourself, johnny rebel.
johnny rebel: hello
johnny rebel: fucking :heyzeus: what the hell?
johnny rebel: get out of my country
Hajima Hinata has left the conversation.

his is a conversation between Anonymous and yourself, johnny rebel.
johnny rebel: hello
Anonymous: You Should Have Expected Us
johnny rebel: what are you a :heyzeus:?
johnny rebel: get out of my country
johnny rebel: we don't screw like the black folks do
Anonymous: You have made a colossal mistake
johnny rebel: goddamn sand :heyzeus:
johnny rebel: hacker
johnny rebel: get back to middle east
johnny rebel: and fight
johnny rebel: for your country
johnny rebel: probably die
 Anonymous: Within nineteen seconds you will be target briefed by anonymous
johnny rebel: you're slow typing for a hacker
johnny rebel: damn
johnny rebel: what linux distro do you use

i really don't understand what i'm doing wrong here

 

[Twar]

I met @harry

 

[MaXenzie]

I met @harry

Logs or it didn't happen.

 

[Twar]

Logs or it didn't happen.

This is a conversation between Twarmew from Geralds mod and yourself, harry (Big boobs) (big bum) (RPG[HIDDEN]).
Twarmew from Geralds mod: hello
harry (Big boobs) (big bum) (RPG[HIDDEN]): hello sir
harry (Big boobs) (big bum) (RPG[HIDDEN]): /apply
Twarmew from Geralds mod: you're cringey
Twarmew from Geralds mod has left the conversation.

 

[harry]

This is a conversation between Twarmew from Geralds mod and yourself, harry (Big boobs) (big bum) (RPG[HIDDEN]).
Twarmew from Geralds mod: hello
harry (Big boobs) (big bum) (RPG[HIDDEN]): hello sir
harry (Big boobs) (big bum) (RPG[HIDDEN]): /apply
Twarmew from Geralds mod: you're cringey
Twarmew from Geralds mod has left the conversation.

JUST AN FYI IM 'TWARMEW FROM GERALDS MOD' because twarmew is a cuck and is incriminating me

 

[Twar]

JUST AN FYI IM 'TWARMEW FROM GERALDS MOD' because twarmew is a cuck and is incriminating me

I know you want to be me but you can't

 

[*honk honk*]

This is a conversation between a random girl and yourself, Johnny Sins.
Johnny Sins: hello random girl
Johnny Sins: i heard your pipes needed fixing
a random girl: yeah they do
Johnny Sins: im the plumberer
Johnny Sins: show me the pipes that need fixing
a random girl: well they're right there *the towel i was wearing cause i didn't expect you falls down* oops
Johnny Sins: oh you should put on some clothes
a random girl: yeah i should
Johnny Sins: yeah, i'll go fix the pipes
Johnny Sins: *goes into the room and takes out his wrench*
Johnny Sins: *fixes le pipes*
Johnny Sins: i'll email you the bills, bye
a random girl: *comes back changed* so how much will that cost?
Johnny Sins: *leaves le room*
You've left the conversation.

​

 

[moonman]

let's go

 

[Hanuko]

This is a conversation between Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight and yourself, hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash).
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): hi
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: Greetings stalwart warrior!
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): As Salam aylakom
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: I am sorry, but what?
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): Speak when spoken to, infidel.
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: Perhaps, is that the language of the Heathens to the east?
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): 'Deed it is, infidel.
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: *pulls out his sword, holding it out* En guard!
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): Infidel, your swords do nothing, for allah is guarding me.
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: *Takes a swing at the man*
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): *The soldier is far away what the fuck, he simply takes out his 74, spraying at the man.

 

[Jimbo]

This is a conversation between a random girl and yourself, Johnny Sins.
Johnny Sins: hello random girl
Johnny Sins: i heard your pipes needed fixing
a random girl: yeah they do
Johnny Sins: im the plumberer
Johnny Sins: show me the pipes that need fixing
a random girl: well they're right there *the towel i was wearing cause i didn't expect you falls down* oops
Johnny Sins: oh you should put on some clothes
a random girl: yeah i should
Johnny Sins: yeah, i'll go fix the pipes
Johnny Sins: *goes into the room and takes out his wrench*
Johnny Sins: *fixes le pipes*
Johnny Sins: i'll email you the bills, bye
a random girl: *comes back changed* so how much will that cost?
Johnny Sins: *leaves le room*
You've left the conversation.

​

Bow Chica wow

 

[*honk honk*]

Bow Chica wow

i'm a real charming person ;)

 

[Hanuko]

This is a conversation between Big daddy and yourself, White spook(KKK emblems, white, southern accent).
White spook(KKK emblems, white, southern accent): Ye' seen any one of them stinkin' :heyzeus:?
Big daddy: I been lookin' for 'em myself
Big daddy: One of my slaves ran off
Big daddy: Filthy spik
White spook(KKK emblems, white, southern accent): Them dindu nuffins!
White spook(KKK emblems, white, southern accent): We should's kills them all!
The south will rise
Big daddy: the south will rise again
Big daddy: I shall ride off in search of my escaped :heyzeus: and hang him in the nearest tree
Big daddy: Farewell good Sir

 

[harry]

This is a conversation between Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight and yourself, hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash).
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): hi
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: Greetings stalwart warrior!
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): As Salam aylakom
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: I am sorry, but what?
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): Speak when spoken to, infidel.
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: Perhaps, is that the language of the Heathens to the east?
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): 'Deed it is, infidel.
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: *pulls out his sword, holding it out* En guard!
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): Infidel, your swords do nothing, for allah is guarding me.
Sir Trenton; Reknown Knight: *Takes a swing at the man*
hamas soldier(open rp, black clothing, kalash): *The soldier is far away what the fuck, he simply takes out his 74, spraying at the man.

@Ethereal Guy

 

[MaXenzie]

Ethereal Guy: Are you a Naga?
MaXenzie: I'm the Naga in that shamchat thing yeah
Ethereal Guy: I'm Sir Trenton, just saw you
MaXenzie: Uh
MaXenzie: Never seen that
MaXenzie: Did the Naga have like
MaXenzie: The exact same name?
Ethereal Guy: A Naga (m)

 

[swexs]

a famous japanese seller, yu bai naw: *places his umbrella to the side, walking to the counter*
a famous japanese seller, yu bai naw: may i offer an dirnk madam
Annie Leonhart: No thank you, I'll stick to my water...
a famous japanese seller, yu bai naw: *looks in your eyes, clearly notices your fetish for asians*
a famous japanese seller, yu bai naw: mh ok

 

[liew]

http://www.shamchat.com/ae471fdd/

i've found my twin.

This is a conversation between The vampire queen, Krul Tepes (Ask for description) and roleplayerdude69.
roleplayerdude69: i like roleplay and anime
roleplayerdude69: what about you?
The vampire queen, Krul Tepes (Ask for description): I do, too.
roleplayerdude69: yes
roleplayerdude69: hmu
The vampire queen, Krul Tepes (Ask for description): I roleplay anime.
roleplayerdude69: yes
roleplayerdude69: i roleplay hatsune on garry's mod and world of warcraft
The vampire queen, Krul Tepes (Ask for description): I roleplay mostly Seraph of the End characters.
roleplayerdude69: ah oks
roleplayerdude69: would you like to roleplay now?
The vampire queen, Krul Tepes (Ask for description) has left the conversation.

He left before we could roleplay :(

 

[MaXenzie]

I'm RP'ing as this character I made for a comic book I was working on years ago.

Wish me luck.

 

[swexs]

when u meet @Ranosh randomly

 

[Hanuko]

 

[Jimbo]

Spoiler: Logs

s a conversation between John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ) and yourself, taxi driver.
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):Hey
taxi driver: John
taxi driver: Nice dick
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):(M or f ?)
taxi driver: This a 40.year old.male
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):( ok so want me to be a suicide bomber ?)
taxi driver: Sure thing
taxi driver: Hop the fuck I ln
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):( or a sex bomb)
taxi driver: Just whatever man
taxi driver: Are you paying for.my gas?
taxi driver: Get in
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):Nah man
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):I gonna shoot the shit outta this place
taxi driver: *pulls out GLOCK*
taxi driver: YOU AIN SHOOTING SHIT
taxi driver: GET THE FUCK IN
taxi driver: OR IMA BLAT BLAT
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):* puts glock in mouth * do it mother fucker pull the trigger
taxi driver: MOTHERFUCKER I PULLED FIRST
taxi driver: GET THAT SHIT AWAY
taxi driver: I NEED GAS MONEY
taxi driver: NOT SOME DEAD BY MY CAR
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):Pull the trigger
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):end this suffering
taxi driver: IT'S NOT EVEN LOADED
taxi driver: IT'S SCARE TACTICS
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ):Ha * I pull a literal nuclear bomb outta my ass * well this bitch is ready to pop
taxi driver: MAN I SAW HIROSHIMA FUCK THAT
taxi driver: *STEPS ON THE GAS*
taxi driver: Alright been good
taxi driver: Bte
taxi driver: Bye
John ( whatever age , and cock size you want ) has left the conversation