What do you guys do for a living? / Dockworker AMA

[chronos]

My A-Levels were Italian

i cooka da pasta x2

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

i cooka da pasta x2

Johnny B Goode Italian backstory slowly being revealed

I eata da gabagool

 

[Bronn]

worked for KFC and quit, went to Ikea for almost half an year and now I'm quitting again with hopes of joining the police academy to become a detective

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

worked for KFC and quit, went to Ikea for almost half an year and now I'm quitting again with hopes of joining the police academy to become a detective

based

i implore everyone please please please do not limit yourself to a boring retail job for the rest of your life, it's really not worth the time or money

good when you're starting out and needing experience, not good in the long term

 

[aeromantis]

assistant manager at domino's
i'll post the address of the shop if you promise to make my demise swift

 

[Microsoft Powerpoint]

I work at a Marketing and Branding firm.

The owner is a little bit special but I really like them they started a few years ago with only 3 people on the team but they've grown a lot.

There are Advertising and Branding divisions that do their respective title. We work with regional corporations and businesses to generate brand identities, print and video advertisements, advisement on advertising theory, etc.

It's quite the step from being completely undocumented and on the run but the CEO took me in with open arms.

i have been embezzling money for five weeks.

 

['77 East]

i have been embezzling money for five weeks.

Classic executive material right there, someone give this man a promotion.

 

[Deleted member 7099]

i cut bread in half and put ham in it
job calls me a sandwich artist so yeah i'm an artist, art school really paid off ma

 

[echs dee]

i am both jobless and homeless

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

dole rat

 

[Trains]

i cut bread in half and put ham in it
job calls me a sandwich artist so yeah i'm an artist, art school really paid off ma

u should draw little pictures with ketchup like the anime bluesuit just get a slice of ham and draw the anime bluesuit into it and then get a concerned look from the customer as you grin manically at them while they walk out of the store backwards

 

[Civil Protection]

I recently started working at a bar from 7 pm to 2 am kind of a thing as a waiter. Pay is good, drunks are easy to go along with. Its a temp job for now but might as well become a perm worker as the supervisor asked me to do so if i wanted.

 

[Civil Protection]

- another night shift at the bar
- there are 6-7 tables, you are chill
- guy comes in, jumping on someone
- fight breaks out
- oh no
- guy has a knife
- bartender manages to kick the knife out of the guy's hands
- guy has his teeth handed to him by the knife bearing guy
- successfully split the pair up
- cops are called
- the guy fucks off after seeing we call the cops
- clean up the mess they caused and go on
- another patrol car rolls in, asks me to testify tomorrow in the police station
- :|

 

[aeromantis]

- another night shift at the bar
- there are 6-7 tables, you are chill
- guy comes in, jumping on someone
- fight breaks out
- oh no
- guy has a knife
- bartender manages to kick the knife out of the guy's hands
- guy has his teeth handed to him by the knife bearing guy
- successfully split the pair up
- cops are called
- the guy fucks off after seeing we call the cops
- clean up the mess they caused and go on
- another patrol car rolls in, asks me to testify tomorrow in the police station
- :neutral_face:

happens every 3.7 seconds in english pubs on football game nights

 

[Baghut]

I’m a safety officer. It’s a great job that I very much enjoy.

 

[echs dee]

i wait until i can get a job (thats what i do for a living)

 

[Deleted member 3129]

I have been promoted to Foreman on a container terminal.
I now lead a team of 2 Dockworkers, 4 straddle carrier drivers and 1 crane operator.

Life is good.

The goal is to do this for the next 10 years and try and become a "ceelbaas" or Listboss which essentially is responsible for all teams under a single container ship, a single ship can have up to 5 to 6 teams.

 

[Angel]

Traded a small account to get starter cash
used starter cash to pay to take tests to trade on behalf of a company (bigger account)
traded said account to accumulate money to have a big account myself
stopped trading for company, trade only for myself
piled up cash and created a portfolio
Invested into a common pool at a hedgefund
living off of passive income from diversified investments and private personal trading
waiting for the next financial crisis to buy property
thinking of renting cars for people to drive uber?


realizing that being "retired" in your twenties is actually.. kinda not that fun? at least it's not what i thought it would be. but then again covid, so have been stuck for nearly two years... will see how it is when everything is back to normal

 

[MaXenzie]

Traded a small account to get starter cash
used starter cash to pay to take tests to trade on behalf of a company (bigger account)
traded said account to accumulate money to have a big account myself
stopped trading for company, trade only for myself
piled up cash and created a portfolio
Invested into a common pool at a hedgefund
living off of passive income from diversified investments and private personal trading
waiting for the next financial crisis to buy property
thinking of renting cars for people to drive uber?


realizing that being "retired" in your twenties is actually.. kinda not that fun? at least it's not what i thought it would be. but then again covid, so have been stuck for nearly two years... will see how it is when everything is back to normal

are you loaded?

 

[Grand]

living off of passive income from diversified investments and private personal trading

Is that dividend which is your passive income? Assuming you're trading stocks as opposed to whatever.