Three Parrots are for sale. £100, £250 and £10.
The woman asks "Why is that parrot so much cheaper than the others?"
The shopkeeper replies "Because eh, it used to live in a brothel."
The woman finds it funny and buys the parrot anyways. When she gets home the parrot says, "Fuck me, a new brothel." The woman sighs, as she stares at the parrot.
Two of the woman's daughters come home and the parrot says "Fuck me, new prossies!" Once again the woman stares at the parrot.
The womans husband comes home and the parrot says "Fuck me Davey! I haven't seen you for weeks!"