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MaXenzie

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This is a conversation between Your younger brother fucking himself with a dildo and yourself, .
: What
Your younger brother fucking himself with a dildo: AYY
Your younger brother fucking himself with a dildo has left the conversation.

Shamchat is a gift that keeps on giving.
 
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This is a conversation between Dumb cheap obedient bimbo (your mom, blonde, hot, slutty dress, stockings, high heels, junkie, sub) and yourself, b n b.

someone's had a rough childhood
 
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This is a conversation between kane's chat bot - talk to me! and yourself,.
kane's chat bot - talk to me!: kane's chat bot - talk to me!
: Hi.
kane's chat bot - talk to me!: Excuse me anything
: What?
kane's chat bot - talk to me!: Want to know you're set to respond with dirty talk to talk to be gassed
: Uhhh
kane's chat bot - talk to me!: Badas pa pa im steven
: Can you speak coherently?
kane's chat bot - talk to me!: U suck
: Well fuck you too.
kane's chat bot - talk to me!: Or this could just be some people 'ere
: What am I even doing
kane's chat bot - talk to me! has left the conversation.

A gift that keeps on giving...
And for the record, I'm not removing my own name from these chatlogs: I just use blank name when "browsing" Shamchat.
 

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This is a conversation between Girl bound and gagged and yourself, John Williams (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic.
Girl bound and gagged: *struggles in her bindings helplessly*
John Williams (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic: *Cuts her free*
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I just love triggering pedophiles.

This is a conversation between Little girl (srp/rrp/impreg/sub/bi/tight crop top/extreme short skirt/no underwear/you pick age) and yourself, Johnathan (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic).
Johnathan (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic): (Over 18.)
Little girl (srp/rrp/impreg/sub/bi/tight crop top/extreme short skirt/no underwear/you pick age) has left the conversation.
 
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I just love triggering pedophiles.

This is a conversation between Little girl (srp/rrp/impreg/sub/bi/tight crop top/extreme short skirt/no underwear/you pick age) and yourself, Johnathan (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic).
Johnathan (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic): (Over 18.)
Little girl (srp/rrp/impreg/sub/bi/tight crop top/extreme short skirt/no underwear/you pick age) has left the conversation.
i somewhat doubt that's what you said

you probably said something like 5 robot years
 

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This is a conversation between Renee Cabal (F, RP, Desc) and yourself, Jeffrey Woods (Male, AnyRP, Reference Picture Available).
Renee Cabal (F, RP, Desc): The girl is short, I'll start by saying that. She's 4'9. She might be short, but she's very strong, so beware. She's like Edward Elric; don't offend her shortness. She won't cry or anything, but she's bound to get a bit pissed.

She works at your local cafe. She's usually the waitress and serves people their coffee and crossaints and whatsoever.

Since she has a job, 16+.

She's a mocha-skinned girl with brown dreads always in a high ponytail. Her attire is usually size 7 Superstars (even though she has size 5 feet) and those skinny jeans/yoga pants and hoodie that basic bitches wear even though she's not one.

She's not petty, yet she's super dramatic. It's not the fact that she starts a lot of drama, no, it's the fact that she gets into a lot of drama. She's had almost 20 boyfriends from 6-8 grade (17 exact) and all of them dumped her because each dude she dated either came out as someone who just stirred up more drama, causing her to, you guessed it, be more in the drama cycle. They're usually monthly, and she has a hard time finding an actual good man for her. She friendzones all the good men, and a lot of them dislike that.

You might've guessed it, she has a harem of men around her. Females dislike her. She only has like 3 or 4 female friends, because literally almost every girl hates her because they think she's a hoe, and some of them get salty when they see their crush around her. She keeps literally a group of men with her 90% of the time except when she's with her gang (you'll see what i mean) because usually they say nice things and raise her self esteem; she's not into bullying.

She's has two group of friends; the "popular crowd" and her actual friends, which she refers to as her "gang." All of her female friends are in her gang, while every other girl that lowkey sneakdiss her are in the popular crowd.

She's smart (AP Classes) but she gets in trouble a lot due to her popular friends, again causing her to get into more drama.

She plays tennis, and plays it good. She's no "professional" player, but she does believe she's quite advanced in the art of the raquet.

Her nickname is ReRe. Say it like a hispanic person or just call her Renee.

9th Grade Classes - Algerbra 2, Chemistry, AP World Geography, Health, Spanish 1, Advanced Composition, ROTC
10th Grade Classes - Pre-Cal, Physics, AP Euro, Athletics(Tennis), Spanish 2, Debate, ROTC
11th Grade Classes - Calculus, Astronomy 1, APUSH, Athletics(Tennis), Yearbook, Debate, ROTC
12th Grade Classes - Accounting, Astronomy 2, AP US Gov/AP Eco, Athletics(Tennis), Yearbook, Debate, ROTC

College Classes - Accounting (Major), Astronomy (Major)

You want flaws?
She's stubborn, and hard to change. When she finally decides to listen or decides it time to change, she'll be even more stubborn on that.
She hangs out with the wrong people and doesn't really see that.
She's very herd mentality like, but will gain her own opinion when it affects her and her specifically.
She's a bad decision maker, and by that, a VERY bad decision maker.
She usually allows her self to get taken advantage of.
Since she has a herd mentalitity, she usually can't really form an opinion for herself. She'll usually say what her friends say.
In her later 2 years of highschool, she decides that she needs different friends. She can come off as really... bitchy sometimes.

Open to any questions, comments, concerns and especially insults!

I might leave accidentally.
Renee Cabal (F, RP, Desc): (May I see the ref?)
Jeffrey Woods (Male, AnyRP, Reference Picture Available): (https://i.gyazo.com/a4650f5322cd14f22ecb0124c6bcdaed.png)
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The FBI Roleplay Division Take on Shamchat
This is a conversation between Feminists don't deserve rights and An FBI Agent.
An FBI Agent: FBI DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Feminists don't deserve rights: Oh no
An FBI Agent: Ah don't worry, we'll let it slide for you this time :wink:
Feminists don't deserve rights: Thanks Dude
An FBI Agent: FBI! PROTECTING FREE SPEECH AND JUSTICE SINCE 1796!
An FBI Agent has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between The Queen and yourself, An FBI Agent.
The Queen : Bloody yanks
An FBI Agent: FBI! DOWN ON THE GR- Your majesty...?
The Queen : What have you done
The Queen : This is my living room
An FBI Agent: We're terribly sorry ma'am. We heard reports of dangerous roleplayers in the vicinity. Oh your living room... That was officer Daniels, apologies. He's new to the force.
The Queen : Ah the colonies, always so quick to decide what's what
The Queen : Tea?
An FBI Agent: Uh, na. We prefer coffee. It's a late shift...
The Queen : I happen to be in Australia right now
The Queen : Very late shift indeed
An FBI Agent: *Nods his head as he leans in to his radio* <::smiley:ispatch, HVT secured. No signs of roleplayers at our 10-20. Code 4::>
The Queen : *out of character, it's amazing how many people are just on here to role play and basically create insane fight scenes
An FBI Agent: OOC: Yeah, I'm on here to bust SRPers actually. I then post the conversations I have on one of my roleplaying forums for the community to see. Most of us hate this place.
The Queen : What even is srp?
An FBI Agent: Sexual Roleplay. Disgusting stuff.
The Queen : I keep seeing it but don't understand
The Queen : Oh come on that's gross
The Queen : I've seen so many
The Queen : D:
The Queen : I didn't even know
An FBI Agent: That's what most people are on here for. Although, there's a lot of good people on the site. Such as myself.
The Queen : And me
An FBI Agent: :stuck_out_tongue:
An FBI Agent: Right, I need to continue on with my journey of busting people up.
The Queen : My usual line is "whips off robe to reveal shotgun and chiseled abb
An FBI Agent: LMFAO
The Queen : Do you just actually bust people for being gross?
An FBI Agent: Yeah, I usually go along with them for a bit and then just piss them off
The Queen : That's fucking dope
An FBI Agent: Or sometimes I'll just do the FBI down on the ground shit,.
The Queen : Nice
The Queen : I approve
The Queen : Anyway I'm off, good job
An FBI Agent: Cheerio!

This is a conversation between Chara The Fallen and yourself, An FBI Agent. An FBI Agent: FBI DOWN ON THE GROUND! Chara The Fallen: Make me An FBI Agent: It's the roleplaying police! We've heard reports of multiple roleplaying violations from your character. Chara The Fallen has left the conversation.[/IMG]
This is a conversation between Chara The Fallen and yourself, An FBI Agent.
An FBI Agent: FBI DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Chara The Fallen: Make me
An FBI Agent: It's the roleplaying police! We've heard reports of multiple roleplaying violations from your character.
An FBI Agent: Such violations include; Failure to FearRP, Failure to have a proper description and the capital charge of SRPing!
Chara The Fallen has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Shiny! A wild Abra and yourself, An FBI Agent.
Shiny! A wild Abra: -What will you do?
An FBI Agent: FBI DOWN ON THE GRO-
An FBI Agent: Wow.
An FBI Agent: Not going to lie, I was going to come shout at you for roleplaying violations, but that's a beautiful character you have.
Shiny! A wild Abra: -The fbi agent used complement-
Shiny! A wild Abra: -The wild Abra feels confident about itself-
Shiny! A wild Abra: -The wild Abra decides not to use teleport to run away from its problems, but it decides to face its problems head on-
An FBI Agent: *Flicks a thumbs up at the Bra*
Shiny! A wild Abra: -Due to its newfound confidence-
Shiny! A wild Abra has left the conversation.
 
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The FBI Roleplay Division Take on Shamchat
This is a conversation between Feminists don't deserve rights and An FBI Agent.
An FBI Agent: FBI DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Feminists don't deserve rights: Oh no
An FBI Agent: Ah don't worry, we'll let it slide for you this time :wink:
Feminists don't deserve rights: Thanks Dude
An FBI Agent: FBI! PROTECTING FREE SPEECH AND JUSTICE SINCE 1796!
An FBI Agent has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between The Queen and yourself, An FBI Agent.
The Queen : Bloody yanks
An FBI Agent: FBI! DOWN ON THE GR- Your majesty...?
The Queen : What have you done
The Queen : This is my living room
An FBI Agent: We're terribly sorry ma'am. We heard reports of dangerous roleplayers in the vicinity. Oh your living room... That was officer Daniels, apologies. He's new to the force.
The Queen : Ah the colonies, always so quick to decide what's what
The Queen : Tea?
An FBI Agent: Uh, na. We prefer coffee. It's a late shift...
The Queen : I happen to be in Australia right now
The Queen : Very late shift indeed
An FBI Agent: *Nods his head as he leans in to his radio* <::smiley:ispatch, HVT secured. No signs of roleplayers at our 10-20. Code 4::>
The Queen : *out of character, it's amazing how many people are just on here to role play and basically create insane fight scenes
An FBI Agent: OOC: Yeah, I'm on here to bust SRPers actually. I then post the conversations I have on one of my roleplaying forums for the community to see. Most of us hate this place.
The Queen : What even is srp?
An FBI Agent: Sexual Roleplay. Disgusting stuff.
The Queen : I keep seeing it but don't understand
The Queen : Oh come on that's gross
The Queen : I've seen so many
The Queen : D:
The Queen : I didn't even know
An FBI Agent: That's what most people are on here for. Although, there's a lot of good people on the site. Such as myself.
The Queen : And me
An FBI Agent: :stuck_out_tongue:
An FBI Agent: Right, I need to continue on with my journey of busting people up.
The Queen : My usual line is "whips off robe to reveal shotgun and chiseled abb
An FBI Agent: LMFAO
The Queen : Do you just actually bust people for being gross?
An FBI Agent: Yeah, I usually go along with them for a bit and then just piss them off
The Queen : That's fucking dope
An FBI Agent: Or sometimes I'll just do the FBI down on the ground shit,.
The Queen : Nice
The Queen : I approve
The Queen : Anyway I'm off, good job
An FBI Agent: Cheerio!



This is a conversation between Shiny! A wild Abra and yourself, An FBI Agent.
Shiny! A wild Abra: -What will you do?
An FBI Agent: FBI DOWN ON THE GRO-
An FBI Agent: Wow.
An FBI Agent: Not going to lie, I was going to come shout at you for roleplaying violations, but that's a beautiful character you have.
Shiny! A wild Abra: -The fbi agent used complement-
Shiny! A wild Abra: -The wild Abra feels confident about itself-
Shiny! A wild Abra: -The wild Abra decides not to use teleport to run away from its problems, but it decides to face its problems head on-
An FBI Agent: *Flicks a thumbs up at the Bra*
Shiny! A wild Abra: -Due to its newfound confidence-
Shiny! A wild Abra has left the conversation.

You actually found cool people.