Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Hezzy]

what the fuck is wrong with you

Asking myself the same thing.

 

[ricefields]

Asking myself the same thing.

stupid fucker lol

 

[Papatouille]

I stole like 10 tags off of the really expensive Webkinz @ a store when I was like 10 or 11 for fun

got some nice webkinz tho

savage rating when?

 

[Lynx]

I stole a Pingu plushie in my pram when I was a toddler. My mum didn't know until we had left the market and got chased by security. God knows how I did it, considering the plushie was roughly five times my size.

 

[Dallas]

I stole a Pingu plushie in my pram when I was a toddler. My mum didn't know until we had left the market and got chased by security. God knows how I did it, considering the plushie was roughly five times my size.

did it for that sweet NOOT

 

[Lynx]

did it for that sweet NOOT

This was before I knew money was a thing, okay? I also somehow penetrated my epidermal skin layer with a McDonalds straw and thus I have a permanent ring-shaped scar/indent thing on my forehead.

 

[Rabid]

Went out with this scout troop (Cubs at the age I was, 9-11 ish) one night for a walk in the woods and thought it'd be a good idea to go over this big bush in front of me only to realize the bush was wide and mostly twigs so I nearly scraped my fucking balls off trying to get over it.

By the end I was trying to scoot myself over barely able to touch the ground and supporting my entire bodyweight on my scrotum.

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

• Tried strip-dancing in the middle of the class (since we had no dressing rooms, we had to change right in the class). Didn't work that well.
• Ate 20 packages of bootleg jelly candies in one evening. Ended-up in a hospital.
• Asked my dad to help me do my neck-related exercises. Guess what? He literally snapped my neck as if he was Sam freaking Fisher.
• Tried flirting with a boy just for lulz and jokes. Ended-up being checked by a therapist because homosexuality equals AIDS in Ukraine.
• ERP-ed with Dr. Pepper.

 

[ruben slikk]

• Asked my dad to help me do my neck-related exercises. Guess what? He literally snapped my neck as if he was Sam freaking Fisher.

oh, since you talked about your neck, reminds me from when i was like 6, jumped head first against my couch and gave myself a torticollis

still dunno what i was thinking, couldve broken my fucking neck

 

[crash]

I literally sliced the back of my head open diving over a sandbag that had barbed wire on the other side in an airsoft game a year ago. Partially an accident, partially the fields fault, partially stupidity.

 

[Hydralisk]

When I was 6 I was in the church with my father and grandma.

I was really dumb then and what I basically did is I ran up to an
empty confession booth and hided in there.Then I peeked from
it to see around 100 people looking at me like "Wtf are you doing
you goddamn imbecile".Then I started to act like im shooting at
everyone while shouting "PEW PEW PEW PEW".Then my father
came to me and took me out of the church.

:|

 

[Ranosh]

When I was 6 I was in the church with my father and grandma.

I was really dumb then and what I basically did is I ran up to an
empty confession booth and hided in there.Then I peeked from
it to see around 100 people looking at me like "Wtf are you doing
you goddamn imbecile".Then I started to act like im shooting at
everyone while shouting "PEW PEW PEW PEW".Then my father
came to me and took me out of the church.

:|

islamist roleplay

 

[scrumpy]

When I was 6 I was in the church with my father and grandma.

I was really dumb then and what I basically did is I ran up to an
empty confession booth and hided in there.Then I peeked from
it to see around 100 people looking at me like "Wtf are you doing
you goddamn imbecile".Then I started to act like im shooting at
everyone while shouting "PEW PEW PEW PEW".Then my father
came to me and took me out of the church.

:|

*Clap* *Clap* Great childhood, man. Bigos

 

[MikkoK]

put rocks on train tracks and play around the train tracks is probably the dumbest thing i did as a kid

 

[milS]

Shoplift xD

 

[Postino]

because homosexuality equals AIDS in Ukraine.

ok

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

ok

Meant that you'd most likely be sent to a fucking church and have to pray for the rest of your life if somebody finds out your orientation.

 

[Poke]

I too have stabbed someone. In the eye. With a fork.

We were both like, 8 though so it's k.

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

I too have stabbed someone. In the eye. With a fork.

We were both like, 8 though so it's k.

At least they got themselves a dope-lookin eyepatch.

 

[Dazza]

touched the fuse of a plug when i was like 8, something terrifying yet strangely soothing about electrocution, perhaps i should have died?