Hezzy
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- May 9, 2016
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Asking myself the same thing.what the fuck is wrong with you
Asking myself the same thing.what the fuck is wrong with you
savage rating when?I stole like 10 tags off of the really expensive Webkinz @ a store when I was like 10 or 11 for fun
got some nice webkinz tho
did it for that sweet NOOTI stole a Pingu plushie in my pram when I was a toddler. My mum didn't know until we had left the market and got chased by security. God knows how I did it, considering the plushie was roughly five times my size.
This was before I knew money was a thing, okay? I also somehow penetrated my epidermal skin layer with a McDonalds straw and thus I have a permanent ring-shaped scar/indent thing on my forehead.did it for that sweet NOOT
oh, since you talked about your neck, reminds me from when i was like 6, jumped head first against my couch and gave myself a torticollis
- Asked my dad to help me do my neck-related exercises. Guess what? He literally snapped my neck as if he was Sam freaking Fisher.
islamist roleplayWhen I was 6 I was in the church with my father and grandma.
I was really dumb then and what I basically did is I ran up to an
empty confession booth and hided in there.Then I peeked from
it to see around 100 people looking at me like "Wtf are you doing
you goddamn imbecile".Then I started to act like im shooting at
everyone while shouting "PEW PEW PEW PEW".Then my father
came to me and took me out of the church.
:|
*Clap* *Clap* Great childhood, man. BigosWhen I was 6 I was in the church with my father and grandma.
I was really dumb then and what I basically did is I ran up to an
empty confession booth and hided in there.Then I peeked from
it to see around 100 people looking at me like "Wtf are you doing
you goddamn imbecile".Then I started to act like im shooting at
everyone while shouting "PEW PEW PEW PEW".Then my father
came to me and took me out of the church.
:|
Meant that you'd most likely be sent to a fucking church and have to pray for the rest of your life if somebody finds out your orientation.
At least they got themselves a dope-lookin eyepatch.I too have stabbed someone. In the eye. With a fork.
We were both like, 8 though so it's k.