Serious Nebulous Culinary Thread.

[Tetra]

You're the type of person to get it well done and eat it with ketchup

People who do that are fucking idiots and I hope they choke on there boot of a steak.

 

[Spungey]

the real question is

how do you like your steaks - if you answer anything past medium you aren’t allowed to be in this thread anymore

Blue

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

I don't dislike steak but I think it's really quite boring. Steak snobs are also horrid little creatures. They would scream bloody murder if they got a steak that's medium but I reckon a lot of them would gladly scoff down slightly overcooked chicken.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I don't dislike steak but I think it's really quite boring. Steak snobs are also horrid little creatures. They would scream bloody murder if they got a steak that's medium but I reckon a lot of them would gladly scoff down slightly overcooked chicken.

honestly i'd rather have a steak that is outside my preference than overcooked chicken

overcooked chicken fucking SUCKS

 

[cns - he/him/his]

quite like a big mac with cheese

 

[aperson]

I can make a mean cheese and ham pizza with just cheese, ham and ASDA ready to bake pizza base

 

[Zak]

Alright listen up boys I'm gonna tell you one of the best fucking "poor but hungry college kid" recipes I know

1. Get some packaged crescent rolls. They need to be the ones in the tube that you can crack open and roll up yourself, pre-rolled won't work.
2. ALTERNATIVELY, if you're feeling fancy, you can make your own dough for them. I don't know how, but it's an option nonetheless.
3. Grab yourself a big pack of mozzarella cheese sticks, pepperoni (unsliced is always tastier than pre-sliced, but pre-sliced is cheaper), and a jar of pizza sauce.
4. Rip your cheese sticks in half, wrap each half in pepperoni, then roll it all up in the crescent roll dough
5. Slap those motherfuckers in the oven, bake for however long the directions on the rolls tell you, and microwave some of the pizza sauce when they're ready to come out of the oven.
6. Pull them out, wait for them to cool if you're a pussy, then dip in your hot pizza sauce.

Total cost if you're buying everything is around $15, at least where I am, and since each tube of crescent rolls has like 16 in them, you can make enough for two meals, and the sauce/pepperoni/cheese will last even longer.



Also, unrelated tip, if you're making cheese steaks and have enough class to use onions, caramelize the onions after cooking the meat, in the same pan. The grease will add a bit of flavor, make them caramelize faster, and since meat retains its heat for a decent amount of time you don't have to worry about it getting cold.

 

[Mancom37]

Grilled salmon, boiled potatoes and spinach paste

 

[Flanders]

Grilled salmon, boiled potatoes and spinach paste

Dude are you white, those potatoes have zero seasoning.

Jokes aside that looks really fucking good, that chicken looks delicious.

 

[Mancom37]

Nah I don't season boiled potatoes, just a pinch of salt, most of the garlic goes for the spinach paste.

And it is salmon not chicken lmao

 

[Jimbo]

Dude are you white, those potatoes have zero seasoning.

Jokes aside that looks really fucking good, that chicken looks delicious.

Dude are you white

 

[Mancom37]

It is fig season here too

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

I make a mean beans with pork sausage on a garlic pizza base :ok:

 

[Deleted member 374]

I make a mean beans with pork sausage on a garlic pizza base :ok:

boiled cum?

 

[Nicrobe]

I can eat a car if you put garlic and butter on it

 

[Flanders]

I can eat a car if you put garlic and butter on it

 

[Nicrobe]

 

[Josh]

I can eat a car if you put garlic and butter on it

domino's garlic and herb dip is overrated and tastes like shit
change my mind

 

[Nicrobe]

domino's garlic and herb dip is overrated and tastes like shit
change my mind

Dominos?

Who the fuck eats pizza

 

[Deleted member 3672]

Dominos?

Who the fuck eats pizza

Uncultured Swine, that’s who.