Crusader Kings 2

[Isuckatgaming]

How to generate infinite money:

Vassal plots -> Imprison him -> Put down rebellion -> Ransom him from prison -> He will plot because he dislikes you -> Repeat

 

[Deleted member 4425]

As it should be

Play with us rabid

Let me dismember you and fuck your daughter

 

[Mute]

Since I'm too lazy

PANEL 1
[It's thanos, with all the infinity stones getting ready to place the last one in, Thanos' face is replaced by smallfries' profile picture, some of the stones are labelled such:
-Cock and ball bow
-racial slur swords
-Poo bracelets]

PANEL 2
[Thanos is holding another stone, labeled Jesus' Foreskin, he looks to be ready to insert it into the gauntlet]

PANEL 3
[Thanos has placed the Jesus' Foreskin into the gauntlet and is now glowing with a green colour, he seems to be overwhelmed with power as electricity flows along his body]

END

 

[aperson]

How do I increase my army size?
this prick is annoying me

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Since I'm too lazy

PANEL 1
[It's thanos, with all the infinity stones getting ready to place the last one in, Thanos' face is replaced by smallfries' profile picture, some of the stones are labelled such:
-Cock and ball bow
-racial slur swords
-Poo bracelets]

PANEL 2
[Thanos is holding another stone, labeled Jesus' Foreskin, he looks to be ready to insert it into the gauntlet]

PANEL 3
[Thanos has placed the Jesus' Foreskin into the gauntlet and is now glowing with a green colour, he seems to be overwhelmed with power as electricity flows along his body]

END

give me fives minutes

 

[keiiou]

aight when are we actually gonna play again and is it gonna be on the same save

 

[Mute]

aight when are we actually gonna play again and is it gonna be on the same save

New save, probably friday or saturday?

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Since I'm too lazy

PANEL 1
[It's thanos, with all the infinity stones getting ready to place the last one in, Thanos' face is replaced by smallfries' profile picture, some of the stones are labelled such:
-Cock and ball bow
-racial slur swords
-Poo bracelets]

PANEL 2
[Thanos is holding another stone, labeled Jesus' Foreskin, he looks to be ready to insert it into the gauntlet]

PANEL 3
[Thanos has placed the Jesus' Foreskin into the gauntlet and is now glowing with a green colour, he seems to be overwhelmed with power as electricity flows along his body]

END

Not exact but close enough

 

[Deleted member 4425]

Not exact but close enough

I can not describe the pure joy when I see someone make a meme of me. I love it

 

[Mute]

Hey guys give me recommendations as what to play as

 

[surra]

I DON'T WANT TO DO A NEW SAVE

WE DIDN'T EVEN START HALFWAY THRU THE SECOND SAVE

 

[Mute]

I DON'T WANT TO DO A NEW SAVE

WE DIDN'T EVEN START HALFWAY THRU THE SECOND SAVE

Most players agreed on a new save but honestly I dont mind continuing

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Hey guys give me recommendations as what to play as

Leon, Castille, or Galicia 1066

Unify the kingdoms your father left behind to you and your two brothers and then Reconquista the fuck out of the Muslims and eventually form Hispania

It's a very fun playthrough and a pretty decent learning scenario

 

[ruble]

Leon, Castille, or Galicia 1066

Unify the kingdoms your father left behind to you and your two brothers and then Reconquista the fuck out of the Muslims and eventually form Hispania

It's a very fun playthrough and a pretty decent learning scenario

very good place to learn the basics of feudal gameplay and not get bored

 

[Deleted member 4425]

very good place to learn the basics of feudal gameplay and not get bored

or a good place to get gang raped by muslims

my first game i played king of castile, got conquered by the muslims and had to switch faiths to islam so i didnt die

however i forgot i didnt have the dlc i needed to play muslims and i was locked out of the game, it was upsetting

 

[Isuckatgaming]

very good place to learn the basics of feudal gameplay and not get bored

Also just an excellent and fun place to start with many options.

If you don't feel like forming Hispania (or maybe after you do) you can expand into France or along the coast of the Mediterrenean and into Italy

Or you could start expanding into Africa and create the Spanish sahara many hundred years before it should exist

 

[Mute]

I'm trying out polotsk right now going to attempt to form ruthenia I'll keep you guys updated its going good, will try reconquista next run

 

[Isuckatgaming]

will try reconquista next run

Based

Shit kick the muslims into non-existence

 

[Mute]

Based

Shit kick the muslims into non-existence

 

[Deleted member 4425]

apparently the old gods is free for the time being, make sure to pick it up if you havent already