Nebulous TES Thread

[Akula]

Also tbh lads I'd rather be bro-tier with a cat or a lizard than with a high elf

Fuck pointy ears

pop down to the marsh some day friend we'll go dunmer hunting together

 

[Rabid]

Ya'll remember that one quest for the Fighter's Guild in Oblivion where its like "I have a rat infestation! :(" and you go downstairs into her basement and no she in fact has an infestation of fucking mountain lions?

 

[Knight]

 

[Goatson]

You mean like how the dunmer stabbed the ebonheart pact in the back? And the empire?

Yea ok knife ear

Blame the telvanni slavedrivers and hlaalu criminals for that

Proud honorable redorans keep out of that business

 

[Akula]

Blame the telvanni slavedrivers and hlaalu criminals for that

Proud honorable redorans keep out of that business

imagine saying dunmer dont backstab anyone when they're the shiftiest cunts in tamriel

>backstabbed nerevar
>backstabbed dwarves
>backstabbed everyone in the ebonheart pact
>backstabbed argonians
>backstabbed empire

High King of Skyrim ought to have let those refugee ships sink

 

[Goatson]

imagine saying dunmer dont backstab anyone when they're the shiftiest cunts in tamriel

Never did now did i

Just said some dont

Just like not all scalies deserve a collar

 

[Knight]

Just want a Skyrim ending where I side with the Thalmor and put all the nords on Indian reservations and use the land to create industrial potion making factories

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Jimbo]

The Elder Scrolls VI: Belfast

 

[Knight]

 

[Goatson]

Serious time though lads
Only reason I hate scalies is cuz the bastards literally kicked the dunmer when they were at the lowest point, right after the eruption
Redoran is the only reasonable house in Morrowind cuz theyre the only ones not working against the Twin Lamps in some way
Vivec was the only good guy in the Tribunal and in the new temple he’s a saint and his position is held by Mephala which is pretty fucking lit

Fuck Alm and Sil, and the Hlaalu and Telvanni, and Azura

Bunch o assholes the lot o them

 

[Powley]

Serious time though lads
Only reason I hate scalies is cuz the bastards literally kicked the dunmer when they were at the lowest point, right after the eruption
Redoran is the only reasonable house in Morrowind cuz theyre the only ones not working against the Twin Lamps in some way
Vivec was the only good guy in the Tribunal and in the new temple he’s a saint and his position is held by Mephala which is pretty fucking lit

Fuck Alm and Sil, and the Hlaalu and Telvanni, and Azura

Bunch o assholes the lot o them

I ‘ate em cause there different

 

[Akula]

Only reason I hate scalies is cuz the bastards literally kicked the dunmer when they were at the lowest point, right after the eruption

dunmer did literally the exact same thing to the argonians tho

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Serious time though lads
Only reason I hate scalies is cuz the bastards literally kicked the dunmer when they were at the lowest point, right after the eruption
Redoran is the only reasonable house in Morrowind cuz theyre the only ones not working against the Twin Lamps in some way
Vivec was the only good guy in the Tribunal and in the new temple he’s a saint and his position is held by Mephala which is pretty fucking lit

Fuck Alm and Sil, and the Hlaalu and Telvanni, and Azura

Bunch o assholes the lot o them

> literally keeps argonians as slaves
> mad when the lizard boys clap back

what did he mean by this

 

[Akula]

> literally keeps argonians as slaves
> mad when the lizard boys clap back

what did he mean by this

to go even further

>keeps argonians as slaves
>ohshit its an akavari invasion
>dunmer about to get booty blasted when rebelling argonian slaves come to the rescue, putting aside their differences with their oppressors
>dunmer, argonians, and nords form pact to beat back akavari fucks
>do so
>dunmer immedidately re-enslave the argonians that just saved their grey asses

truly the most noble race

 

[Goatson]

dunmer did literally the exact same thing to the argonians tho

And I don’t like it
I’m not a tard and saying all the dunmer did was justified

> literally keeps argonians as slaves
> mad when the lizard boys clap back

what did he mean by this

do you know what the Twin Lamps is
The Redoran not fighting against them is the reason I prefer them over the other houses

(Twin Lamps are lads led by progressive Dunmer who actively free argonian and khajit slaves)

 

[Akula]

the dunmer reap what they sow put em in a fucking coffin

 

[Rabid]

I like the Argonians but they've had the most shit time out of literally all of the races tbh

 

[Isuckatgaming]

some of you grayskins are alright don't come to Vvardenfell tomorrow

 

[Akula]

I like the Argonians but they've had the most shit time out of literally all of the races tbh

when you just want to enjoy your swamp in peace but the imperials and elves cant stop shoving their chodes in your business