Nebulous TES Thread

[Goatson]

btw ESO is free for a few days if you wanna mess around in second era morrowind

pretty cool to see vivec city when it's not quite finished, and seeing morrowind in general with modern visuals

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Sil]

what kind of simpleton uses a warhammer

Me like hit big bad
Me use big hit to hit big
Ugg

 

[cns - he/him/his]

hot take: the infinity gauntlet is just a shitty wraithguard

 

[Isuckatgaming]

If you use a warhammer you're a simple but confident man, don't need speed, just raw power. might be compensating for something, but that's ok cause it doesn't matter to you as long as you can cave in people's skulls

If you use a greatsword, you're a chad that's both fast and does damage, and your sword is likely just a 1:1 reconstruction of your dick, and you enjoy the finer things in life and bond over your love for weapons with warhammer guy

If you use a battleaxe you should just go home honestly cause both of the others are laughing at you

 

[Akula]

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Werevultures

>be man
>contract lycanthropy
>become an epic wolf creature
>be argonian
>contract lycanthrophy
>become an epic crocodillian creature
>be bosmer
>contract lycanthrophy
>become a fucking bird

 

[Jimbo]

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Werevultures

>be man
>contract lycanthropy
>become an epic wolf creature
>be argonian
>contract lycanthrophy
>become an epic crocodillian creature
>be bosmer
>contract lycanthrophy
>become a fucking bird

werecrocodiles actually sounds pretty cool and might be the one thing i can give argonians credit for

 

[Jimbo]

yo miraak is just nord knockoff dagoth ur i just realised

 

[Isuckatgaming]

yo miraak is just nord knockoff dagoth ur i just realised

Miraak: ''I will use your soul to free myself from this prison and return to the mortal world as a god!''

Mora:

 

[Jimbo]

Miraak: ''I will use your soul to free myself from this prison and return to the mortal world as a god!''

Mora:

miraak: "i could have killed alduin but i had other plans"
also miraak: gets fucked up by a dragon priest and not even the hardest one

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Dallas]

 

[Akula]

what a fool you are

 

[Dallas]

what a fool you are

a fool in love more like

 

[Deleted member 374]

WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE

 

[Jimbo]

star is unironically such a jam

 

[Expax]

If you use a warhammer you're a simple but confident man, don't need speed, just raw power. might be compensating for something, but that's ok cause it doesn't matter to you as long as you can cave in people's skulls

If you use a greatsword, you're a chad that's both fast and does damage, and your sword is likely just a 1:1 reconstruction of your dick, and you enjoy the finer things in life and bond over your love for weapons with warhammer guy

If you use a battleaxe you should just go home honestly cause both of the others are laughing at you

I use Sword and Shield

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I use Sword and Shield

certified homosexual

 

[Expax]

certified homosexual

No I just like roleplaying like big strong roman centurion destroying barbarian Forsworn.

 

[Deleted member 2337]

yo miraak is just nord knockoff dagoth ur i just realised