One day, it was sunny and bright, there was a general sense of content in the air as Eridian and
@Eli decide, after playing the then active Spacebuild server held by LP, to take a look at a server everyone on Spacebuild has been talking about, the so called 'Main LP server', HL2 RP.
Seeing as both
@Eli and Eridian were adapt in RP, after all they both played DarkRP for ages, they think the concept sounds interesting and they connect to the server, as they spawned in the server they both instantly established they have to get the gamemode's currency so they decide, as any self respecting DarkRP player, to go out and try and mug people.
They found a player and started stalking him until he reached a private, isolated location, evidently the player understood as it'd be hard to miss two male 07's walking behind him brandishing the excellent descriptions "Muscular, big, scary, Russian accent" and eventually he'd go into his apartment to try and get away, bravely and heroically
@Eli and Eridian outsmart him,
@Eli proceeds on minge blocking the door from closing and effectively forcing his way into the apartment, Eridian however chose the sneakier approach, walking around and finding a porch that he used as an access point, breaking a window and forcing his way inside with the two now staring directly at the scared citizen.
Silence ensues as
@Eli and Eridian discuss over Skype what they should do next, all the while their mean, cold and frozen characters stand, staring relentlessly at the cornered subject "Guy guys..." he tried to approach them IC'ly to ease the situation to which they swiftly respond with "Drop us money or die", they said, raising their cw_hands as they do so with it invoking an instant response from the player, this time resorting to LOOC "Guys you can't do stuff like this" and almost mid sentence they snap, feral and violent, swinging away at the citizen until his life eluded his body, they continue swinging away at the corpse minutes after he had died only to subsequently run away and into the streets "Run! Blend in with the crowd" Eridian says over Skype and they do so, somehow managing to escape the vigilant eye of the administration team and the Civil Protection units.
"Well that didn't work" Eridian said in disappointment as he considered their possibilities and then, as an angel, a Civil Protection unit passed by the two, a shining example of what they held dear danging off his hip as both their eyes widen in awe "That's it!" shouted Eridian, following up and adding "That's how we get a gun! We kill a cop! Come on, it's two on one, he won't stand a chance" and almost out of nowhere the two rush at him and *** [Russian, muscular, strong, smart]- punches cop rings out through the city streets only to be followed up by echoing grunt of agony from the officer as he is relentlessly and mercilessly cw_fisted to death by the two prominent figures, he put up a valiant fight but he was no match for the two cw_fist masters, they manage to kill him and there it was, dropping from his corpse and laying beside him, brilliant in the dimly lit city streets "Yes! We've got it!" they yell out over Skype in enthusiasm as Eridian walks up and picks the gun up and he is overtaken by enthusiasm
"Crunch, crunch crunch!"
Go the echoing boots of the responding Civil Protection team units rushing to their location as Eridian proceeds to raise his firearm to aim down at them, a last stand in the middle of the street and with a single pull down on the trigger everything stops, frozen.
"Mingepunching a unit, mingegrabbing a weapon, general mingery, you're cool on Spacebuild, what the hell happened, appeal on the forums"
...It ended as spontaneously as it started.