Shit that happened in your school(s)
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One of the music teachers who used to teach Kate Nash was arrested for having child porn and beastiality saved on his computer he used at school. It makes a good rumor to tell Year 7s. He got a year and 6 months for it.
A bunch of kids did weed and then trashed the school. Quite literally trashed it. The school is too poor to afford to expel them because there were so many, so they only got like 2 weeks suspension.
A bunch of kids did weed and then trashed the school. Quite literally trashed it. The school is too poor to afford to expel them because there were so many, so they only got like 2 weeks suspension.
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Okay here goes
One time in junior high (middle school for us Americans) there was this guy I knew who had to use the bathroom on the last week of school. He goes into a stall to deficate and what he didn't notice was another individual had deficated on the floor next to the toilet. The man happened to have set his books atop the pile of poop and he proceeded to do his business. Once finished he got up, grabbed his books and proceeded to the hallway where he pressed the books (feces side) onto his shirt. I witness this and my immediate reaction is laughing my ass off. He looks down with a look of sheer horror and confusion. He proceeded to report to the nurse where he got cleaned up.
One time in junior high (middle school for us Americans) there was this guy I knew who had to use the bathroom on the last week of school. He goes into a stall to deficate and what he didn't notice was another individual had deficated on the floor next to the toilet. The man happened to have set his books atop the pile of poop and he proceeded to do his business. Once finished he got up, grabbed his books and proceeded to the hallway where he pressed the books (feces side) onto his shirt. I witness this and my immediate reaction is laughing my ass off. He looks down with a look of sheer horror and confusion. He proceeded to report to the nurse where he got cleaned up.
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Oh boy...
I've got a fuckton and I'll prob post more later on but the one I remember atm is a story of me and my mates getting shitfaced in the after party following prom, my best friend got DEADLY drunk.
On the ride home the dude thought it would be funny to take a seat next to the ugliest girl in school, for shits and giggles, all goes well until he feels the need to throw up, now according to him he was so drunk that he mistook directions, as in the girl was on his left and the hallway to the bus was on his right but he thought it to be the opposite.
The dude gags for like 5 minutes until he outright throws up on the poor girl, at first everyone was shocked, including her until it sunk in and everyone started laughing their asses off, the girl then procceeded to cry and my heartless bastard of a friend felt the need to spit, so what does he do? He spits on her face...
Fucking priceless I swear, I couldn't stop laughing for hours.
I've got a fuckton and I'll prob post more later on but the one I remember atm is a story of me and my mates getting shitfaced in the after party following prom, my best friend got DEADLY drunk.
On the ride home the dude thought it would be funny to take a seat next to the ugliest girl in school, for shits and giggles, all goes well until he feels the need to throw up, now according to him he was so drunk that he mistook directions, as in the girl was on his left and the hallway to the bus was on his right but he thought it to be the opposite.
The dude gags for like 5 minutes until he outright throws up on the poor girl, at first everyone was shocked, including her until it sunk in and everyone started laughing their asses off, the girl then procceeded to cry and my heartless bastard of a friend felt the need to spit, so what does he do? He spits on her face...
Fucking priceless I swear, I couldn't stop laughing for hours.
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hes told the story several times, it didnt go all the way in he just got prodded with it a lil bit
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I tensed my arsehole so tightly that he couldn't penetrate that far, then I turned around and smacked him across the head with my bat.
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Welsh Secondary School.
I've told @Broliath how shit they are.
There was a guy in the school that was a complete dick, he walked up to my midget friend and stole his bag, and when I came over to get it back, he punched me square in the jaw. He left school a week later because he said he was getting bullied.
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A lot of kids in my schools are farmer boys, and farmers are legally allowed to own rifles, iirc.
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"ok you can have a lethal 12 gauge double barrel m8 or a high-caliber boltie but no pistols k? not even those little .22 rail ones for birds. fuck off."
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can i ask
its quite hard to pull someone's pants down without them knowing, and that usually requires two hands
were you already naked or
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Jumped off from the balcony trying to land on this shed, got his foot stuck in the mesh and slammed his head on the floor.