Shit that happened in your school(s)

[MaXenzie]

can i ask
its quite hard to pull someone's pants down without them knowing, and that usually requires two hands
were you already naked or

Clothed, he just tried ramming a bat up my arse.

 

[Deleted member 374]

Clothed, he just tried ramming a bat up my arse.

hot, send pics
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looking like a hood rat is normal

oh yeah i forgot, if black guys wear it too then it becomes hood rat clothing

 

[Grau]

looking like a hood rat is normal

ur dressing the way my grandpa would dress if his taste was worse

 

[Mancom37]

From others:
-Gay guy is caught with a dildo in his backpack
-Dude I knew that was rather a good guy was caught on heroin he ended up punching a fire extinguisher breaking his knuckles,he had a load of father problems
-Autistic guy has an attack yelling in the middle of the field and everyone goes there makes a circle while the nurse was trying to find some way of stopping him
- An obese guy that I knew for 2 years headbutted the glass window breaking it over a bet,in that same class some guy pissed on his chair
-Someone spat on the teacher's desk then when she asked who did it he admited it was him (idk why)
-There was this weird strategy of taking pubes out and placing them in your soup if you didn't want to eat it so when shit was like pea soup there were always 20 plates getting back to the kitchen with pubes

Mine:
-Set fire to a trash bin in the WC
-Blew up some toilet's pipe with a firecracker
-Threw a bag full of vomit into some class door
-Threw a mcdonalds ketchup bag half open into the girl's changing room
-Rigged a bottle trap (when you open a door it drop the full bottle of the liquid) at the door of the library
-Bricked some computers
-Punched this thin as fuck brass protector that covered some books now everyone does it and they waste about 40 euros each semester to repair it


Will post more if you lads want

 

[Freelok]

a while back this girl called me a midget, so I started for her for like, five minutes. after that I slapped her super fucking hard and almost got expelled. another time this kid said he was gonna shoot up the school, and I was friends with him, so as a big top kek I told the principal, and he was nearly expelled but got off with a phone call to his dad.

he doesnt like me anymore

 

[Dostoevsky]

a black kid once brought a loaded glock-19c with hollow points into my old school like 2-3 ish years back
just showed it off to some of his friends all chill and stuff
police came in with handguns and stormed all the rooms in the building
kid was given 6 months and expelled for drug charges and possession of an illegal firearm I think.

 

[moonman]

my current school is catholic so there isn't much going on which is pretty ok i guess

in my prev school we had this crazy guy who was like 1.5m tall and when girls bent over he would dry hump them and he watched beastiality porn in IT class

funny guy, i don't know what he's up to nowadays, probably in jail

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

My School is a Church of England School, so prety much alot of the teachers are Christians (Best part is, it's a school that specialises in science.)

I Photoshopped my Head Teachers head onto Hitler and made it look really fucking good during IT and when a teacher asked me why did I do it, I simply replied "They are Both Devoted Christians"

Some Kids broke into our school and drove their moterbikes around the field and almost ran some year 7 kid over. From that day every 6th former has to wear a lanyard, as teaches first presumed they were just 6th form kids (They don't have to wear uniform).

Some kid was smoking in the toilet and throw the cig away, only for it to catch fire to toilet roll and promptly spread throughout the room. It was quickly put out but that kid was fucked over.

I had a keychain of a Sword on my bag, it wasn't very big and not sharp. It was confenscated and they rang my perants because I braught in a "Lethal Weapon"

They didn't care when I brought in live amunition though lmao

some kid was killed by getting ran over on his way back from school

Some more shit happened but I cannot remember

 

[TheInnkeeper]

They didn't care when I brought in live amunition though lmao

Church of England School

fuck, my country is shit

 

[Pict]

Had this slut known as Violet Zhanerette something who transferred to a special needs school, chaotic tanned bitch I ever met,
she'd often played a sociopath being all likeable to fat-people and often get slagged on by neds for being a whore to most men on the streets etc, but literally everyone from scotland knows this girl like a local celebrity, even some English pedos try to go out with her on Facebook.

heres a few facts on Special needs school from my experience:

• tryhards like to flip Yellow busses on the spot because its where all the Autistic/disabled take
• You'll get used to kids nearby having a tandrum there's even one P1 class that has like 4-5 support staff for each child.
• the ginger staff makes the best pancakes tho
• the windows and doors are sealed like bullet-proof, no suprise some staff end up mention about that school shooting from dundee
• one of my Chefs apparently flipped off a Asian customer on a bistro
• this same fat kid is confirmed Furry enough to get a wolf tattoo on his arm, and then likes anime porn, ew
• I had a stalker who was from secondary
• the school is also like serrounded by tree's like some Hidden FOB in comparression to the other school across the road
• Its not just Disabled or autistic people there's often different varieties like Asbergers, epilosphy, anger issues etc
• Alot of teachers get odd ass Surnames like Mr.Young Bell, Darling, and even Sloman
• You got no hope for College if you don't have braincells to find a college yourself otherwise you're stuck with "skills for life"

 

[SoVastEndNow]

a lot of people going in special needs classes here...

 

[MaXenzie]

a lot of people going in special needs classes here...

Are you implying something????

 

[Pict]

a lot of people going in special needs classes here...

Implying my special needs school isn't a thing?

 

[ruben slikk]

I Photoshopped my Head Teachers head onto Hitler and made it look really fucking good during IT and when a teacher asked me why did I do it, I simply replied "They are Both Devoted Christians"

"In Hitler’s words “the heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity” (Hitler, 1953, p. 6). The Jesuits were “swine,” and all of Christianity was “Jewish Christianity” which was comparable with “Jewish Bolshevism.” Hitler concluded that both were evil and both had to be destroyed (Kershaw, 2000, pp. 330, 488). His reasoning was based on his belief that Christianity was an “illegitimate” Jewish child and, as a Jewish child, was swine like its parent that must be eradicated. Hitler considered Christianity the “invention of the Jew Saul” (Azar, 1990, p. 154)."




hitler is not a christian, let alone a devout one, thanks and bye

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Are you implying something????

yes

Implying my special needs school isn't a thing?

no, I completely belive that your special needs school is real
dont really understand how you came to that conclusion but sure

 

[Whilt]

I went to a private primary school, literally nothing happened. Infact the worst thing I saw happen was someone not apologizing for dropping their water bottle and slightly splashing someones shoes, or the time a kid forgot to put a napkin on his lap during lunch.

 

[Nömad <3]

Hertfordshire is so fucking tame, compared to all of these mental stories I'm hearing.

We're a boring county, really.

 

[Edgelord Freeman]

i remember my pupil 2 years ago in school, shit, funny guy
>he runs around as he was happy for it was the last days of school, screaming "SLOBODAAAAAA" which means freedom in slovak language, afterwards falling onto the ground when accidently kicking a chair
>we start laughing, same does he
>we barely stop laughing, yet he continues and we laugh because he laughs too, him laughing because we laugh
>never-ending circle

 

[Inspector Bandito]

i remember my pupil 2 years ago in school, shit, funny guy
>he runs around as he was happy for it was the last days of school, screaming "SLOBODAAAAAA" which means freedom in slovak language, afterwards falling onto the ground when accidently kicking a chair
>we start laughing, same does he
>we barely stop laughing, yet he continues and we laugh because he laughs too, him laughing because we laugh
>never-ending circle

>meme arrows

 

[Edgelord Freeman]

>meme arrows

>agreed