The body corporate in my complex are a bunch of fucking cunts.
It seems like every other week these dipshits make another rule against dogs and it's pissing me the fuck off. First they enforced this 'by-law' against animals, which I then find out is entirely invalid because they actually had no right to impose a by-law like that so it was corrected by whoever's higher than them in the pyramid, so that's fair enough.
But ever since then they've been imposing more and more restrictions, the old cunts around here keep complaining about the stupidest shit and I swear to God I'm five seconds from marching down to the office right now and abusing the fuck out of them.
For the last long while (like, most of Anzac and Gypsy's lives) I've been taking them down the front of the complex to this big patch of grass, where I'd throw a stick/ball to them. We've just now received a letter in the mail (a general notice) saying that dogs are no longer allowed on that stretch of grass because it's 'common property'. You're also not allowed to leave any droppings in your own backyard because it's supposedly too much of a strong smell for the neighbours. The fucking funny thing is; a few doors down some Indian family has this garden which they constantly put cow shit in, yet they weren't even breached about it.
I'm sick of these cunt body corporate people just making up rules as they go along. Most of the people in this complex (every second house, easily) has an animal and they do fucking nothing to cater to us, only to the old morons who keep running their mouths at every single body corporate meeting because a dog barked once 10 kilometers away.
The only reason we haven't moved is because we'd have to rent and that isn't an option for us, otherwise I'd be out of here so damn quick.