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Hey guys, I was wondering if you have any interesting stories conjured up by your mind in your sleep. Here are a few rules though.
I also had a dream where I realized I was dreaming, through most of my lucid dreams I have mastered the art of being able to fly, and so to hype myself up in order to gain the will to fly, I did some pull-ups from a balcony until I felt weightless, then I flew out of my house, and across an avenue into the outskirts of the city. I found a dog that looked very similar to my dog, and even responded to her name. Strangely enough she turned into a squirrel, and I brought her home. Even more strangely it turns out my actual dog was already at home. So now I had two dogs that are the exact same breed, exact same color, and respond to the exact same name. Weird. Anyways I was losing consciousness of the dream, and I was watching a movie, the movie had no sound, so I knew I was on my last legs of the dream. Then I ate some kind of pill that immediately restored my consciousness, and I could hear the TV. The show that was on was Thomas the Tank engine in WW1, alternating scenes between soldiers firing rifles and moving up, and Thomas chugging along the railroad. After that I think I woke up.
There was another dream where someone joined my server and raided my base, I was unsure what game I was playing, but it was kind of dayz-ish. I then got angry, and all of a sudden I was in my house, with the two people who raided me in my house, I realized I was in a dream, and decided. Alright, this is just a dream, so getting revenge on these two figments of my imagination won't have any consequences whatsoever. I then pointed at them, and said in a god-like ethereal reverbing voice "KNEEL." one of them immediately got on their knees, but the other one was defiant. So I then held my hand out like Darth Vader, lifted him up in the air, and slammed him onto the ground, saying in the same godlike voice "ON YOUR KNEES!" I then turned around, saying in a normal voice "Come onto MY server and do that crap." The dream ended after that.
I just had this dream last night, I was in my kitchen, and there was this tall green alien. It seemed belligerent, and I tried reasoning with it, saying that our two species can co-exist in peace. But it refused, and attacked. I thought of the movie "Signs" and considered the possibility that water might be like acid to it, so I sprayed water on it, and it did literally nothing but make the alien a little wet. So I instead grabbed a kitchen knife and tried stabbing it in it's abdomen(?) it had no effect, it's skin was tougher than a rhinoceros, I kept futily stabbing it, until I stabbed it's head with enough force to make a nick in the skin, I then exploited this, giving out some kind of tribal roar, as I pressed the knife deeper and deeper into the alien's head, until finally the knife sinked into it's brain. I then said to it "Sleep" and pushed it onto the floor. There was blood all over the floor, and strangely enough I didn't think Oh no I just killed a sentient being! I thought instead Oh come on! I got blood all over the carpet! How am I supposed to clean this up!? Dream ended when my mother walked into the kitchen, despite me saying "No don't go in there look away!" I was expecting to see her horrified, but the body was missing, I later found out that it was my father that hid the body, and strangely enough she didn't comment on the blood on the floor.
- NO NSFW, Anything sexual at all is not allowed, and if you post your wet dreams anyways I will contact a moderator and ask for the post's removal, you have been warned. Graphic descriptions of violence are limited to fights, torturing people is not allowed. However if your chainsaw action involves killing someone who is trying to kill you, instead of someone chained up to a table, that is fine, otherwise I will also ask an admin to delete the post, you have been warned.
- NO CHILD ABUSE WHATSOEVER. This should be a no-brainer, remember what happened to Dr. Pepper.
- Also please refrain from disgusting dreams involving feces, vomit, or any other bodily fluids human or otherwise, that's just disgusting. Unless it involves sleepwalking and urinating all over the toilet, or thinking that you're awake and using the bathroom, then that becomes comedy.
I also had a dream where I realized I was dreaming, through most of my lucid dreams I have mastered the art of being able to fly, and so to hype myself up in order to gain the will to fly, I did some pull-ups from a balcony until I felt weightless, then I flew out of my house, and across an avenue into the outskirts of the city. I found a dog that looked very similar to my dog, and even responded to her name. Strangely enough she turned into a squirrel, and I brought her home. Even more strangely it turns out my actual dog was already at home. So now I had two dogs that are the exact same breed, exact same color, and respond to the exact same name. Weird. Anyways I was losing consciousness of the dream, and I was watching a movie, the movie had no sound, so I knew I was on my last legs of the dream. Then I ate some kind of pill that immediately restored my consciousness, and I could hear the TV. The show that was on was Thomas the Tank engine in WW1, alternating scenes between soldiers firing rifles and moving up, and Thomas chugging along the railroad. After that I think I woke up.
There was another dream where someone joined my server and raided my base, I was unsure what game I was playing, but it was kind of dayz-ish. I then got angry, and all of a sudden I was in my house, with the two people who raided me in my house, I realized I was in a dream, and decided. Alright, this is just a dream, so getting revenge on these two figments of my imagination won't have any consequences whatsoever. I then pointed at them, and said in a god-like ethereal reverbing voice "KNEEL." one of them immediately got on their knees, but the other one was defiant. So I then held my hand out like Darth Vader, lifted him up in the air, and slammed him onto the ground, saying in the same godlike voice "ON YOUR KNEES!" I then turned around, saying in a normal voice "Come onto MY server and do that crap." The dream ended after that.
I just had this dream last night, I was in my kitchen, and there was this tall green alien. It seemed belligerent, and I tried reasoning with it, saying that our two species can co-exist in peace. But it refused, and attacked. I thought of the movie "Signs" and considered the possibility that water might be like acid to it, so I sprayed water on it, and it did literally nothing but make the alien a little wet. So I instead grabbed a kitchen knife and tried stabbing it in it's abdomen(?) it had no effect, it's skin was tougher than a rhinoceros, I kept futily stabbing it, until I stabbed it's head with enough force to make a nick in the skin, I then exploited this, giving out some kind of tribal roar, as I pressed the knife deeper and deeper into the alien's head, until finally the knife sinked into it's brain. I then said to it "Sleep" and pushed it onto the floor. There was blood all over the floor, and strangely enough I didn't think Oh no I just killed a sentient being! I thought instead Oh come on! I got blood all over the carpet! How am I supposed to clean this up!? Dream ended when my mother walked into the kitchen, despite me saying "No don't go in there look away!" I was expecting to see her horrified, but the body was missing, I later found out that it was my father that hid the body, and strangely enough she didn't comment on the blood on the floor.
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