what's the cringiest erp you have ever seen or heard about

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I saw cum inflation happen once when logsearching for an activity check
I didn't expect to see it, to be quite honest. Especially not on the actual whitelist i was doing the search for..
The player was active at least, both sexually and with their job duties
... jesus
 

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I have many funny screenshots and videos from occasions that involve erp, right now I‘m on vacation but I’m happy to post them once I am back in town
 

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c24 clockwork

gaben, the hustler that he was, got his hands on some of the drug cps use during mechanical reproduction simulation

we find a rebel femchar (her name was fox or some shit u know the type) and administer the drug for the advancement of science

starts fingering herself in front of a bunch of psychopathic murderers cus lets be honest that was the rebel scene

gaben tells them to call him daddy she says fuck me like a truck daddy

gaben says some shit like honk honk

im trying to find the screenshots but im having a tough time since search results on forums only seem to go back a year
 

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c24 clockwork

gaben, the hustler that he was, got his hands on some of the drug cps use during mechanical reproduction simulation

we find a rebel femchar (her name was fox or some shit u know the type) and administer the drug for the advancement of science

starts fingering herself in front of a bunch of psychopathic murderers cus lets be honest that was the rebel scene

gaben tells them to call him daddy she says fuck me like a truck daddy

gaben says some shit like honk honk

im trying to find the screenshots but im having a tough time since search results on forums only seem to go back a year
alhamdulillah i have got you my friend
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Lieutenant Joseph yells "Dont worry foxy.. Daddy Joseph is here."
'Foxy' yells "Ffffuck me like a truck daddy!"
 

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I remember a week before Lemonpunch closed, I was NATO/UTF whatever SF, and some of the other guys (Who I don't really remember) kinda kidnapped some femguy into the SF area and raped her. That was weird.
i got invited to be part of that whilst i was MP
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gigi

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While coal SF was more mingy, Glob SF was just... So fucking weird. The ERP being an example. We were all 15-16 at that point, so oh well.
im pretty sure i know who was the one that started the whole SF rape thing and if im right he did it because he, OCly, had a personal grudge against trippydoge for whatever reason that led him to do several things against trippy including leading SF whilst he was its 2IC or commander to rape most of trippydoge's characters on numerous occasions before slowly starting to rape the characters of whoever else he or SF in general didnt like OCly
its kinda why i went Coal SF with Ace and a few other good lads instead of Glob, we just wanted to have a laugh and a few kills even i was never that good at S2K, not go on rape sprees or other shit like that
 

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I've returned to tell a story of why a specific someone was blacklisted from Union Medical while I was leading it;

So to preface this story, this specimen was banned from UM for a long time and was appealing their blacklist, one of the co-leads was encouraging their unblacklist cause they were kind of a simp and idk why they wanted them in. I knew this individual, I knew them well and I knew they had not changed, so I was vehemently against their blacklist being appealed.

Now, they made the appeal, circa 12pm on a special day, and they were told by the co-lead to format the appeal so it looked nice and neat and all spectacular so they'd super duper get unblacklisted and join. The reason given for their unblacklist was 'Don't see why not.'

Now, as we were discussing the appeal in the UM lead chat(tm), I get a report from a member of my faction, telling me that this specimen had roleplayed having a 15 inch girlcock, and in the same /me had taken it out of their pants and put it inside of my faction members character. At which point they alt+f4'd. I had a staff member verify this to me in the logs. Now, they formatted the appeal at 20 minutes past twelve. The /me was posted at 19 minutes past twelve. So as this person was appealing their blacklist for Union Medical, they were shoving a 15 inch girl horse cock into UM members without making sure they're cool with that first.

And that's one of the reasons that drove me to wanting to kill myself and leaving UM.
 

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its clockwork

i play a vortigaunt named dara'vech

i join this group called the cicada/void's blade and we decide to occasionally check on the cistern

chloe rowland and stephen attila humphrey exist

"you are staring at two people having sex XDDD"

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