what's the cringiest erp you have ever seen or heard about

[Josh]

GTARP servers have like 20 sex animations

hey so when will we /anim bedfuckfemale?

 

[Rabid]

its clockwork

i play a vortigaunt named dara'vech

i join this group called the cicada/void's blade and we decide to occasionally check on the cistern

chloe rowland and stephen attila humphrey exist

"you are staring at two people having sex XDDD"

I never knew the second pic existed

I have seen hell

 

[Deleted member 7099]

back on good ole i17 two people were fucking in the backroom of some store while cops were searching
we all had to be lined up while we read /YELLS AHHH FUCK MEEe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very fun.

 

[MaXenzie]

>has sex in public
>calls everyone in the room a perv
>doesnt explain themselves
>gets shot to death

 

['77 East]

hey look it's my screenshot :)

by documenting this heinous crime you inspired @cns - he/him/his to shoot him

so it all worked out in the end

 

[john]

hey look it's my screenshot :grinning:

i could swear there's another screenshot too i just dont think it exists anymore

 

['77 East]

i could swear there's another screenshot too i just dont think it exists anymore

there was (taken by someone standing to my right, I think?) but it's vanished into the abyss

it's still neat to see some of those names all these years on though

 

[Trains]

I've returned to tell a story of why a specific someone was blacklisted from Union Medical while I was leading it;

So to preface this story, this specimen was banned from UM for a long time and was appealing their blacklist, one of the co-leads was encouraging their unblacklist cause they were kind of a simp and idk why they wanted them in. I knew this individual, I knew them well and I knew they had not changed, so I was vehemently against their blacklist being appealed.

Now, they made the appeal, circa 12pm on a special day, and they were told by the co-lead to format the appeal so it looked nice and neat and all spectacular so they'd super duper get unblacklisted and join. The reason given for their unblacklist was 'Don't see why not.'

Now, as we were discussing the appeal in the UM lead chat(tm), I get a report from a member of my faction, telling me that this specimen had roleplayed having a 15 inch girlcock, and in the same /me had taken it out of their pants and put it inside of my faction members character. At which point they alt+f4'd. I had a staff member verify this to me in the logs. Now, they formatted the appeal at 20 minutes past twelve. The /me was posted at 19 minutes past twelve. So as this person was appealing their blacklist for Union Medical, they were shoving a 15 inch girl horse cock into UM members without making sure they're cool with that first.

And that's one of the reasons that drove me to wanting to kill myself and leaving UM.

i can take a wild guess as to who this might be

either way i now fully understand your legendary leaving message

 

[Deleted member 4609]

ngl every time I see someone replying to this thread I get palpitations thinking god this might be the fucking night I go

 

[john]

so anyway this one time tommy gman was playing his cop character

 

[Deleted member 4609]

so anyway this one time tommy gman was playing his cop character

 

[john]

i thrive on the fear of my lesser man. to see the whites in their eyes as i scroll through their ERP logs
be scared

 

[ovxy]

so anyway this one time tommy gman was playing his cop character

 

[Deleted member 4609]

i thrive on the fear of my lesser man. to see the whites in their eyes as i scroll through their ERP logs
be scared

 

[Pyromancer]

c24 clockwork

gaben, the hustler that he was, got his hands on some of the drug cps use during mechanical reproduction simulation

we find a rebel femchar (her name was fox or some shit u know the type) and administer the drug for the advancement of science

starts fingering herself in front of a bunch of psychopathic murderers cus lets be honest that was the rebel scene

gaben tells them to call him daddy she says fuck me like a truck daddy

gaben says some shit like honk honk

im trying to find the screenshots but im having a tough time since search results on forums only seem to go back a year

the funniest thing about this was the fact that i met the poor woman in question a day or two later after [the incident] on lost and she said about how she was leaving for good, i asked why and they just sorta started crying and then i put two and two together and figured out who it was

that character then joined civil protection under the tag hero-4 and became a fucking RL and NOBODY KNEW IT WAS THE SAME CHARACTER

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED FOR HAVING 6 PIECES OF PLASTIC ON YOU BACK IN CLOCKWORK BY THE LUST LADY ALARIC SHAGGED FOR 1.5K TOKENS HAHAHAHA

 

[Husky]

i can take a wild guess as to who this might be

either way i now fully understand your legendary leaving message

I have decided to add;

They also defended rape roleplay during it. Said my char who killed a suspected rapist was just as bad as someone who rape roleplays because I abused my position of power in CP. Also said that one of their characters 'had a hard time saying no'. Previously was warned when they were in UM for ERPing so much on their UM char.

The whole appeal was a mess. It was terrible.

To quote their appeal;
"These 'characters' are all fictional, they're not real.
You guys and me are who matter.

Hence why i think the rules regarding RapeRP are okay.
Nobody should be stigmatised for simply rping."

Edit:
Oh, also, when I did PK that one dude for rape, he posted his ERP logs in the appeal to prove it wasn't rape. And the ERP was very... Very bad.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

whatever the fuck greenman was doing i still dont know fully

 

[Rabid]

whatever the fuck greenman was doing

 

[Merlinsclaw]

mfers be like:

yeah I miss CW, neb was so much better during CW


CW:

 

[MaXenzie]

mfers be like:

yeah I miss CW, neb was so much better during CW


CW:

tbf rictal and ond putting flaming no-gravity skulls in the apartment with text on the wall saying "WE KNOW" when they caught me ERPing there was absolutely peak