Shit that happened in your school(s)

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Cramdam said:
honestly I never understood people who get caught being high

i never got caught being baked lol
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I guess their logic is they don't give a shit about school and they know the school is too much of a pussy to get them in trouble with the police because it'll paint a bad image and shit.

Besides, if I'm not an idiot and I have at least some knowledge, sometimes the length of time you're high for changes(???). Lunch was only 45 minutes long, and considering it takes 30 to get food, they'd probably had like 15 minutes to fit in a quick one.
 
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DemonElite said:
if done as a grav bong it's just really, really efficient given the small amount of weed you need for a single pack.
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i don't even know how to make those grav bongs, we used to just make the plastic bottle bongs, put a joint in there, and take massive rips hahaha
 
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Cramdam said:
i don't even know how to make those grav bongs, we used to just make the plastic bottle bongs, put a joint in there, and take massive rips hahaha
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basically you cut the bottle in two, put water in bottom half , tuck the top half in with the cap off and make a bowl out of the cap (using like a socket for a wrench or foil), then with the top half partially submerged you put the "bowl" on and light the weed while pulling the top out slowly. it gives you a very efficient burn but it's not for people who have baby bitch lungs. that's the cheap ez way of making a grav bong and you can generally do it with any size bottle as long as it's generally uniform in design (not those weird ass wavy bottles).

it gets you violently baked and only needs really a little bit of weed to accomplish it.
 
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DemonElite said:
basically you cut the bottle in two, put water in bottom half , tuck the top half in with the cap off and make a bowl out of the cap (using like a socket for a wrench or foil), then with the top half partially submerged you put the "bowl" on and light the weed while pulling the top out slowly. it gives you a very efficient burn but it's not for people who have baby bitch lungs. that's the cheap ez way of making a grav bong and you can generally do it with any size bottle as long as it's generally uniform in design (not those weird ass wavy bottles).

it gets you violently baked and only needs really a little bit of weed to accomplish it.
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my friends all got proper glass and ive p much stopped smoking alone so i don't really need that makeshift shit anymore but i might go and make a grav bong just for that efficiency. thanks for the tutorial bruh
 
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Cramdam said:
is that supposed to be crazy af?


yeah same here. i thought it was every school but apparently not lol. my high school/sixth form just let you leave whenever, gate was always open, they'd send your parents a text if you didn't show up to class though. I used to just block the school's number on my ma's phone whenever I wanted to skip class
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All of the school gates are locked and if you try to ditch you get suspended m80.
Plus the gates are 15 feet tall
[doublepost=1483750422][/doublepost]And speaking of bottles someone nearly got brainfucked because someone twisted a bottle close to him filled with air and the cap shot into his eye at about 40 miles a second mate. I think he went to hospital idgaf
 
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Okay so in my school it was a mixed school with English students and Czech students, and for some reason the Czech students thought they were from Compton or someshit. They would always be beat boxing during lessons, and they always used to bring knives into school and every other day there was a giant fight between five or more students, police were called each time.
They would also always post on social medias saying shit like "Straight outta TS" and how they believed they were all rappers(they individually had rappers names and soundclouds that were getting them no where.)
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Another story is that one of our GCSE Science teachers was an alcoholic, everyone knew. One time he went to the prep room to get a few Bunsen burners or something, and one of my friends jumped on top of the table close to his desk and lifted one of the ceiling tiles up, revealing a large half empty bottle of Absolut.

Thinking back has made me realise how fucking easy school was- I had no care whatsoever.
 
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One of my old teachers was arrested for being a paedophile.
And some students also got arrested for distributing child pornography.

Fucking hate my school sometimes.
 
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in elementary school two of my friends broke some gooks phone and the cops got involved and interrogated every guy in my class, including me
ended up in one of the perpetrators confessing and the two had to pay for a new phone
i asked why did they do it and the guy just went "had to try it"
???
nothing happens in my school nowadays to be honest except this kid gets sent to the hospital at least once a week because of seizures
 
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