Nebulous TES Thread

[Goatson]

>be redoran
>appreciate most outlanders
>hate hlaalu, a house full of mafia members who own the most slaves in vvardenfell
>hate telvanni, who campaign for further enslavement
>occasionally help start smaller slave revolts

”nah mate all grayskins are all the same kill em all i say xd”

fucking scalies

 

[Akula]

>be redoran
>appreciate most outlanders
>hate hlaalu, a house full of mafia members who own the most slaves in vvardenfell
>hate telvanni, who campaign for further enslavement
>occasionally help start smaller slave revolts

”nah mate all grayskins are all the same kill em all i say xd”

fucking scalies

say whatever makes you feel better but it wont change a thing when the an-xileel comes knocking

all dunmer are the same, greedy, selfish bigots

 

[Isuckatgaming]

say whatever makes you feel better but it wont change a thing when the an-xileel comes knocking

all dunmer are the same, greedy, selfish bigots

Except for the Redorans on Solstheim they can stay

 

[Goatson]

say whatever makes you feel better but it wont change a thing when the an-xileel comes knocking

all dunmer are the same, greedy, selfish bigots

glad proud redoran headed the counter offensive
crack some an-xileel skulls

Except for the Redorans on Solstheim they can stay

twin lamps?

 

[Akula]

Except for the Redorans on Solstheim they can stay

I'm from Murkmire and I say kill 'em all!

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I'm from Murkmire and I say kill 'em all!

no please my guys on Solstheim are too precious and wholesome when it comes to Dunmer

bury everyone else under the stupid ash tho

 

[Jimbo]

@Goatson have been playing an Elder Scrolls mod for Medieval II set in the third era, a few years (100 or so turns) before the oblivion crisis

playing as house redoran because its a pretty decent spot to be with solstheim for the taking and decent alliances

discover silt striders can be recruited

discover that silt striders are fucking beastly and pretty much immortal

wipe out a 5000 large dagoth ur army with 15 silt striders

cue le epic smiley face

 

[Akula]

no please my guys on Solstheim are too precious and wholesome when it comes to Dunmer

bury everyone else under the stupid ash tho

no exceptions

 

[Goatson]

@Goatson have been playing an Elder Scrolls mod for Medieval II set in the third era, a few years (100 or so turns) before the oblivion crisis

playing as house redoran because its a pretty decent spot to be with solsteim for the taking and decent alliances

discover silt striders can be recruited

discover that silt striders are fucking beastly and pretty much immortal

wipe out a 5000 large dagoth ur army with 15 silt striders

cue le epic smily face

:)

Whats the mod?

 

[Isuckatgaming]

no exceptions

dingo no

 

[Jimbo]

:grinning:

Whats the mod?

https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-elder-scrolls-total-war

its really good, UI is bugged for the latest release, if you want to play it delete the bottom three files in the UI folder in the mod's directory before playing xo

 

[Goatson]

no exceptions

Come and get it scalie

Solsteim is redoran land

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Solsteim is redoran land

Half of Soltsheim*

Don't get ahead of yourself grayskin

 

[Jimbo]

can we all agree that the skaal are pretty poopy and nothing would change if their entire village accidentally got blown up with a scroll of fireball

 

[Goatson]

Half of Soltsheim*

Don't get ahead of yourself grayskin

Fair
Nords are respectable folk

 

[Akula]

REMOVE GREYSKIN remove darkie you are worst elf. you are the elf idiot you are the elf smell. return to morrowind. to our morrowind cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,imeperial we will never forgeve you. man rascal FUck but fuck asshole elf stink morrowind sqhipere shqipare..acesscion war best day of my life. take a bath of dead elf..ahahahahahVVANDERFELL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ebonheart pact .cyrodiil we kill the emperor , imperial return to your precious cyrodiil….hahahahaha idiot man and elf smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GREYSKIN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. an-xileel+acherin+murkmire+hist=kill dunmer…you will oblivion crisis/ red bra mman alive in black marsh, red making album of black marsh . fast bard black marsh. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of bramman… you are ppoor stink elf… you live in ash hahahaha, you live in a mushroom

red bramman alive #1 in black marsh ….fuck the empire ,..FUCKk ashol elves no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur tribunal and contry. argonian aliv and real strong wizard kill all the elf farm aminal with swamp magic now we the lizard rule .ape of the zoo uriel septim fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and morrowind wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. black marsh greattst countrey

 

[Jimbo]

REMOVE GREYSKIN remove darkie you are worst elf. you are the elf idiot you are the elf smell. return to morrowind. to our morrowind cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,imeperial we will never forgeve you. man rascal FUck but fuck asshole elf stink morrowind sqhipere shqipare..acesscion war best day of my life. take a bath of dead elf..ahahahahahVVANDERFELL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ebonheart pact .cyrodiil we kill the emperor , imperial return to your precious cyrodiil….hahahahaha idiot man and elf smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GREYSKIN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. an-xileel+acherin+murkmire+hist=kill dunmer…you will oblivion crisis/ red bra mman alive in black marsh, red making album of black marsh . fast bard black marsh. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of bramman… you are ppoor stink elf… you live in ash hahahaha, you live in a mushroom

red bramman alive #1 in black marsh ….fuck the empire ,..FUCKk ashol elves no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur tribunal and contry. argonian aliv and real strong wizard kill all the elf farm aminal with swamp magic now we the lizard rule .ape of the zoo uriel septim fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and morrowind wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. black marsh greattst countrey

stop dingo argonians are the worst they live in fucking marshland and they all sound like theyve smoked for 60 million years and theyve contributed nothing to tamriel like when you look at videos talking about lore how often do you see them mention how cool the argonians were like no one fucking cares about lizards thats why in every game the only places youll see argonians in high capacity is
A; at the docks working a shitty minimum wage job
B; in the sewers where they live because theyre dirty disgusting creatures
or C; in slave pens because theyre grug brains and they get enslaved really easily

 

[Knight]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

house telvanni best house

 

[Rabid]

house telvanni best house

Are they the dudes who are like "If you can't float into our chad pad you don't even get to grace our presence"