Random story, two years ago I was going to senior prom and I really liked this girl that I worked with. After some time I finally manned up the courage to ask her to prom and unfortunately she said she was already going with someone. So a week later after I was all bummed out and dateless, my grandparents call me(red flag number 1) and tell me about this girl who lives next door who couldn’t find anyone to go to prom with. So naturally I assume she’s butt ugly but they send me a picture and turned out she was actually pretty stunning. I’m immediately liking this idea now, so we meet up for a bowling alley date; which turns out almost completely fine. Few weeks later when prom is starting we meet up and I walk in with her and greet my friends after being randomly breathalizered. We talk and whatever about random things and food is served. I notice we’re not really connecting like we were but I figured it was just because of the stressful environment and her not being from that school. An hour passes and the dance floor opens and music starts playing and I can’t dance so I’m just winging it on the dance floor trying to have a good time. After becoming exhausted I go to the bathroom, come back and sit down at the table and see this gigantic man twirling my date. I didn’t know what to do so I sneak onto the dance floor and ask my buddies for advice. Upon hearing this they get pissed and tell me “We’ll handle it” so I leave the crowd for a second and see my two buddies escorting this behemoth outside of the dance room and wink at me as they passed by. I re approach my date and the first thing she says when we move away from the speakers is “Glad you’re back, some dude was just here annoying me” This made me very happy knowing the guy wasn’t a threat to begin with and to wrap it up we leave the dance, I drove her home and we never spoke again. I guess me asking too many questions about this guy threw her off.
TL;DR- Greaser tries to avoid getting cucked and cucks himself instead.