Space Station 13

[Captain Cardgage]

"Whats SS13?"
"Just look at these images and you'll get the gist."

Spoiler: Images.BWOINK

 

[Khiel]

how do you even do this with wiring

i've never seen something like this in my fucking life

 

[Captain Cardgage]

how do you even do this with wiring

i've never seen something like this in my fucking life

it takes a special kind of Retard person to perform this

 

[john]

I don't know if that's impressive or plain retarded but holy fuck I barely know how to turn a vending machine off

 

[Whilt]

how do you even do this with wiring

i've never seen something like this in my fucking life

It’s a clip from the new Jigsaw film

 

[Khiel]

I don't know if that's impressive or plain retarded but holy fuck I barely know how to turn a vending machine off

scream at the yellow cunts in engineering until you get the gloves of truth and some wirecutters, screwdriver it open, and cut literally fucking everything, hope you dont die, easy

 

[Whilt]

scream at the yellow cunts in engineering until you get the gloves of truth and some wirecutters, screwdriver it open, and cut literally fucking everything, hope you dont die, easy

Of course, I suggest you play “Head of Security” as it’s mostly a paperwork role and really easy to get into

 

[Frosty]

I have no idea how to play any roles other than assistant on ss13 or bum on LW

 

[john]

I have no idea how to play any roles other than assistant on ss13 or bum on LW

play security as your first role, people expect you to be retarded so you wont have any standards to uphold

 

[Mic15000]

I don't know if that's impressive or plain retarded but holy fuck I barely know how to turn a vending machine off

Setting solar is actually super easy, you just need to connect wires, not like that, that looks retarded. The only thing I have yet to understand in this game is hacking airlocks, I can hack vending machine but not airlocks.

 

[Khiel]

Setting solar is actually super easy, you just need to connect wires, not like that, that looks retarded. The only thing I have yet to understand in this game is hacking airlocks, I can hack vending machine but not airlocks.

its easy to hack airlocks, just multitool, then pulse wires one by one, if you pulse a wire that makes the thing go "BEEP" you've just dropped bolts - pulse that again to bring em back up, eventually you'll find the right wire that just disables power, and you can crowbar it open

 

[Captain Cardgage]

The only thing i do now on SS13 is just meme about and go with some sort of gimmick. Like my Kleptomaniac janitor I did a few days ago and stole like 2 lockers worth of stuff and stashed it in a escape pod with myself at the end.

Spoiler: Klepto janitor

 

[Mic15000]

Hey so, I've been playing another bit of SS13 recently, and I had a really fun AI round, also after the Sseth epidemic is really fun to see new people struggle but they also bring quality RP'ers I've seen TG get a lot of nice RP people in.

Anyways so I started this round fairly normal, with a mime that managed to robust 5 Security at once, and then escape, at a certain points the station was being blown up but surprisingly we managed to fix it TWICE, so in this time a security guy comes in, he gives me a combat upgrade. This means that I can now HACK APC"s like a rogue AI but I still have my normal laws to follow.

So then a traitor tries to break in to T-Coms I stop him calling sec, (he had a mech) around 3 sec died untill the traitor ran away then it tried to call the shuttle but it was stopped by sec once it went ouf the mech. But it's not over, when it died it was cloned and so sec had to chase it again, they managed to after 10 minutes. In the meantime I was hacking APC's

so now I got 100 points of hardware, I purchase an autoborger machine, this thing allows ANYONE that walks in to become a borg under my command, and so I slowly mount up an army of borgs as they decide to walk in, then non-humans are forcefully put inside the machine, and so by the end of the round I had an army of robots following my and the laws command, so that the station was under my control.

It was a really fun round

 

[Khiel]

Hey so, I've been playing another bit of SS13 recently, and I had a really fun AI round, also after the Sseth epidemic is really fun to see new people struggle but they also bring quality RP'ers I've seen TG get a lot of nice RP people in.

Anyways so I started this round fairly normal, with a mime that managed to robust 5 Security at once, and then escape, at a certain points the station was being blown up but surprisingly we managed to fix it TWICE, so in this time a security guy comes in, he gives me a combat upgrade. This means that I can now HACK APC"s like a rogue AI but I still have my normal laws to follow.

So then a traitor tries to break in to T-Coms I stop him calling sec, (he had a mech) around 3 sec died untill the traitor ran away then it tried to call the shuttle but it was stopped by sec once it went ouf the mech. But it's not over, when it died it was cloned and so sec had to chase it again, they managed to after 10 minutes. In the meantime I was hacking APC's

so now I got 100 points of hardware, I purchase an autoborger machine, this thing allows ANYONE that walks in to become a borg under my command, and so I slowly mount up an army of borgs as they decide to walk in, then non-humans are forcefully put inside the machine, and so by the end of the round I had an army of robots following my and the laws command, so that the station was under my control.

It was a really fun round

new ota tagline

 

[Khiel]

*supermatter delaminates*
*HoS revealed as changeling who got husked 2 mins into 45 minute round*

 

[Goopy]

Many came to my church of the frog to give their lives to the great watering hole

And the watering hole made me a great frog from the power they gave

Not in the same round, but when cremating a ling isn't overkill enough

 

[Whilt]

Many came to my church of the frog to give their lives to the great watering hole

And the watering hole made me a great frog from the power they gave

Not in the same round, but when cremating a ling isn't overkill enough

Was this round just on TG?

 

[Goopy]

Was this round just on TG?

It was on TG but it's like a year old

You know it's TG because something like this can exist

 

[Whilt]

It was on TG but it's like a year old

You know it's TG because something like this can exist

Damn, something very similar happened in the church in the most recent round.

 

[Goopy]

Damn, something very similar happened in the church in the most recent round.

Ah no, it wasn't even just the church that turned into jungle, the whole station did and portals opened summoning jungle mobs.