The worst illness/disease/virus/injury you have ever had

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

Hey hey, make some room, that bullets going through two brains today.

 

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the worst feeling in the world is sliding a condom down ur dick head for the first time and burst out laughing and cringing and writhing in the awful feeling of it scrolling across your scar line

really was quite embarrassing

 

[Chicken Rickler]

i explained how i had to shake and dab it on toilet paper cause piss got like stuck in the excess foreskin

lulz

 

[Zeo]

Hey hey, make some room, that bullets going through two brains today.

here

 

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lulz

old image of external dabbing post-penis op

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

so it started off with my mom noticing i took like 10m to have a piss and i explained how i had to shake and dab it on toilet paper cause piss got like stuck in the excess foreskin

Are you me? The only difference here is that it's

Spoiler

"Nevermind that's too gross for even spoilers to comprehend.

 

[Chicken Rickler]

if you think circumcision is epic and gabagood please look up Traditional Jewish Circumcision videos

 

[Zeo]

Are you me? The only difference here is that it's

Spoiler

"Nevermind that's too gross for even spoilers to comprehend.

why did i click on the spoiler

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

>This fucking thread

Here found something else

 

[Stalker]

alright ill write the full run-down of my amazing circumcision story

so it started off with my mom noticing i took like 10m to have a piss and i explained how i had to shake and dab it on toilet paper cause piss got like stuck in the excess foreskin

after 6wks of waiting i got an appointment where a 50-60~ yo female doctor had a look at it and said "i dont know?" and referred me to hospital

i got another appointment b4 that tho where a dude tried to pry my dick out from my foreskin - that shit was turbo painful and i broke his nose when i lashed out in pain

so yeah, i end up in hospital and across the bed is my mate from school so we banter for 9 hours until i fall asleep and wake up to sign some forms about my circumcision

3 hrs later, i finally get wheeled in and the last thing i see b4 being anaesthetised is a nice pair of tits on the nurse

wake up 5 hours later bleeding from my hands because if im anaesthetised i dont wake up unless doctors do something like that to wake me up

2 hrs later i wheelchair my fat ass out of hospital and go through the most painful hobble walk with a seeping dick (because im leaking like iodine and puss (to this very day i still cringe and writhe when i see / smell iodine because to me thats all my dick smells of)) like 30 steps to my car where i take 3 weeks off school to lie in my bed with two sofa beds on either side of it with a sheet above to keep my legs + crotch relativity warm

eventually i get numbing cream and i put on pants and just dont take them off until its desensitises and i go back to school for 2 days before we break up for 6 weeks

during my time off school it got infected and i couldnt do anything about it because immense pain to touch shit so i had to carefully pry it off with my fingernails, removing all my stitches early (no harm done though) and leaving me with just the scar line

I feel you man I went through the same thing when I was like 9

Though I got really ill after so I ended up having nearly 3 months off school

 

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~snip~

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

Spoiler: dont open if u want to not vomit

HAHA FUCK OFF IM NOT GETTING BANNED TOO

 

[Chicken Rickler]

an hero: featuring external

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

epic fail

like my life am i right haha



end my existence please.

 

[Zeo]

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~snip~

he warned everyone to not click on it
why the ban

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

 

[Chicken Rickler]

he warned everyone to not click on it
why the ban

because you can't link nsfw/gore pics, even with warnings, it's in the rules

 

[Zeo]

because you can't link nsfw/gore pics, even with warnings, it's in the rules

too late
i clicked on it

 

[Whilt]

How has this turned into a thread of who had the most painful penis operation

Also @Zeo what was it

 

[Zeo]

How has this turned into a thread of who had the most painful penis operation

Also @Zeo what was it

penis and foreskin that is being cut