The worst illness/disease/virus/injury you have ever had

[Zeo]

i couldnt let anything touch my delicate weewee without screaming and writhing in agony for 3 weeks after my circumcision

are you a jew

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

i couldnt let anything touch my delicate weewee without screaming and writhing in agony for 3 weeks after my circumcision

>Cutting off the pleasurable part
>Having to jerk off with lube for the rest of your life

FOR WHAT PURPOSE.

 

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are you a jew

fibrosis but not becuase of injury, just something that affected me since birth and i didnt think anything of until about june(?) last year

 

[Flippy]

Spoiler: Saw Gore

saw 7

We have spoilers for a reason bro

 

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>Cutting off the pleasurable part
>Having to jerk off with lube for the rest of your life

i still dry wank and enjoy it

its annoying cause i have a scar line and it feels weird to be jerkin off and have that shit touch against ur hand

 

[Zeo]

i still dry wank and enjoy it

its annoying cause i have a scar line and it feels weird to be jerkin off and have that shit touch against ur hand

i wanna die

 

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it got infected for like a week and i had black rot that got stuck to my stitches, which i had to pull off

that shit hurt

 

[Zeo]

it got infected for like a week and i had black rot that got stuck to my stitches, which i had to pull off

that shit hurt

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

 

[Chicken Rickler]

i still dry wank and enjoy it

its annoying cause i have a scar line and it feels weird to be jerkin off and have that shit touch against ur hand

I can't Imagine doing auto-hankypanky without any foreskin. That shit must suck.

 

[Zeo]

We have spoilers for a reason bro

I forgot how to make spoilers

 

[Flippy]

I forgot how to make spoilers

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

i still dry wank and enjoy it

its annoying cause i have a scar line and it feels weird to be jerkin off and have that shit touch against ur hand

it got infected for like a week and i had black rot that got stuck to my stitches, which i had to pull off

that shit hurt

Please, continue.

I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

 

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I can't Imagine doing auto-hankypanky without any foreskin. That shit must suck.

nah

its still pleasurable, if not more so because i dont have like a inch of spare and thick foreskin blocking me from accessing my actual dickhead

 

[Zeo]

can someone rename this thread to "dr.external foreskin diseases"

 

[Chicken Rickler]

nah

its still pleasurable, if not more so because i dont have like a inch of spare and thick foreskin blocking me from accessing my actual dickhead

Sorry to break it to you but you can't do penis docking without foreskin

 

[Zeo]

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

nah

its still pleasurable, if not more so because i dont have like a inch of spare and thick foreskin blocking me from accessing my actual dickhead

I don't imagine it would be. The foreskin is what makes it enjoyable because its slippery; if you're rubbing your head with a dry hand it's not going to be very pleasureable, thats why I asked if you used lube earlier.

Can we get off this topic before it becomes a rampant ERP session or something like

Sorry to break it to you but you can't do penis docking without foreskin

is suggesting?

 

[Zeo]

lets make this thread penis diseases

 

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Please, continue.

I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

alright ill write the full run-down of my amazing circumcision story

so it started off with my mom noticing i took like 10m to have a piss and i explained how i had to shake and dab it on toilet paper cause piss got like stuck in the excess foreskin

after 6wks of waiting i got an appointment where a 50-60~ yo female doctor had a look at it and said "i dont know?" and referred me to hospital

i got another appointment b4 that tho where a dude tried to pry my dick out from my foreskin - that shit was turbo painful and i broke his nose when i lashed out in pain

so yeah, i end up in hospital and across the bed is my mate from school so we banter for 9 hours until i fall asleep and wake up to sign some forms about my circumcision

3 hrs later, i finally get wheeled in and the last thing i see b4 being anaesthetised is a nice pair of tits on the nurse

wake up 5 hours later bleeding from my hands because if im anaesthetised i dont wake up unless doctors do something like that to wake me up

2 hrs later i wheelchair my fat ass out of hospital and go through the most painful hobble walk with a seeping dick (because im leaking like iodine and puss (to this very day i still cringe and writhe when i see / smell iodine because to me thats all my dick smells of)) like 30 steps to my car where i take 3 weeks off school to lie in my bed with two sofa beds on either side of it with a sheet above to keep my legs + crotch relativity warm

eventually i get numbing cream and i put on pants and just dont take them off until its desensitises and i go back to school for 2 days before we break up for 6 weeks

during my time off school it got infected and i couldnt do anything about it because immense pain to touch shit so i had to carefully pry it off with my fingernails, removing all my stitches early (no harm done though) and leaving me with just the scar line

 

[Zeo]