What's the most painful thing you've experienced? (Physical)

[Ond]

the first time I sprained my ankle or whatever
I did it by accidentally kicking stone stairs as hard as I could and I was like 8 so it hurt alot
I don't think I even wore shoes

how do you accidently kick stone stairs?

Darwinism at its finest people.

 

[Silly Pillow]

how do you accidently kick stone stairs?

Darwinism at its finest people.

I was gonna kick a football up the stairs and it magically fucking jumped to the side at the last second

 

[Postino]

i remember some weird mustache guy getting his testicle shot in ww1... must have been really painful i guess

 

[cns - he/him/his]

life

 

[pudsey]

There have been a few.

I was attacked by a gang of wasps.
Fell face first into a bunch of nettles.
I have little white spots around my eyes which I need to have removed with a needle, someone of them hurt like mad.

none of mine are true war stories though.

 

[Stalker]

I once got the shit beat out of me and had my arm broken along with a ton of my fingers

@Angel knows

 

[Codfather]

I rode a scooter off a bridge and broke my legs

 

[Luft]

You know the skin between your fingers?
Yep. I cut that with paper... Most painful thing I've ever experienced, besides getting kicked in the nuts by my girlfriend.

 

[gigi]

explosive diarrhoea after curry

 

[ruben slikk]

was riding my enduro in some random fucking forest, highsided (lost traction in my front wheel), was thrown over the handlebars and smashed into a tree, broke my collar bone and shoulder

 

[Postino]

once i put a toothpick into my toenail and violently kicked a wall without a shoe

@lil fandango

 

[Ace]

once i put a toothpick into my toenail and violently kicked a wall without a shoe

@lil fandango

i did the same but tucked in into my dick and ran against the wall

 

[Codfather]

once i put a toothpick into my toenail and violently kicked a wall without a shoe

@lil fandango

just thinking about that makes me cringe with pain

 

[Postino]

i did the same but tucked in into my dick and ran against the wall

ah yes i tried that and it felt amazing.

 

[ruben slikk]

ah yes i tried that and it felt amazing.

didnt work because youre a fat jew cunt and your nose hit the wall before your dick

 

[patty]

my knee decided to run away from me once

out of the joint

 

[Codfather]

my knee decided to run away from me once

out of the joint

r u a scary man

 

[anotherninja1]

i genocided my tendon clean in half with a very sharp scythe once

Spoiler: cute pic

i didnt think it looked that bad til the doc showed me my fucking bone

 

[external]

i genocided my tendon clean in half with a very sharp scythe once

Spoiler: cute pic

i didnt think it looked that bad til the doc showed me my fucking bone

ngl that made me gag, thats awful

 

[Kafe]

Dog started going for my face one day when I was a kid
Still got the scars a decade later.